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For whatever reason, there's been a ton of news about former stars of The Hills lately, despite the show being off the air for two years and mostly contrived nonsense.

Anyway, Heidi Montag plastic surgery is today's topic. Amazingly, she regrets it!

  • Mangled
  • Heidi Montag's Old Face

"I would never do it again and I would never recommend it for anyone," Heidi tells Access Hollywood, which somehow interviewed her. "It was  way over my head."

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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Heather Morris bikini pictures were honored yesterday as this smoldering countdown continued. Keeping the hotness rolling today at #81: Heidi Montag.

Silicone Parts are Made For Toys

We know, we know. You're probably thinking:

"How is someone with hilariously fake boobs (and everything else), whose body is forever marred by bad plastic surgery, and who represents all that is wrong with fame, possibly ranked ahead of some legitimately beautiful women on this list?"

Good question. We honestly have no answer.

The closest we can come to one is to state that for a few years, there were few more prolific figures in the celebrity bikini photo world than The Hills star.

Day in and day out, there she was. Pretending to be spontaneous in obviously staged shoots with Pacific Coast News. It was part of her routine, and ours.

Girl worked hard to milk her 15 minutes, and while she's since just about every bit of her money and fame, her mark on THG still deserves to be honored.

Click to enlarge the Heidi Montag photos here (including some quite NSFW ones after the jump) and check back for THG's bikini babe #80 tomorrow ...

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, who are apparently still alive somewhere, recently dropped a BOMBSHELL revelation about their former MTV hit show The Hills:

It wasn't all what it appeared to be. Spoiler alert!!!!!

"I was hell-bent on being the bad-guy character on the show," Spencer Pratt confesses in a rare interview with Us Weekly. "I just got caught up in it."

Reconciled Couple

"Spencer and I never fight like that," says Heidi, who married him in 2009 but only now "changed my last name to Pratt ... that's the biggest thing in my life."

Spencer is currently focused on getting his University of Southern California political science degree, not to mention making do with less money.

Emphasis on less. Not none. He denies he's in debt:

"I'm turning down paid appearances. We don't have celebrity-sized money anymore, but we're doing fine. I'm happy to be around normal people these days!"

And he still gets to see Heidi Montag nude. If you consider that a good thing. It's not quite as fake as The Hills, but still sufficiently plastic. Like 60-70%.

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After she famously underwent 10 procedures in one day, Heidi Montag went on to become the poster child for terrifying, almost laughably bad plastic surgery.

At least she realizes that now. She says she regrets it every day.

“Getting lipo is my biggest regret,” Heidi told In Touch of her least favorite among dozens of body-contouring procedures. “I can’t believe I did this to myself.”

  • Heidi Montag, Breasts
  • GG-iant Boobs
  • Gaunt and Plastic

While Heidi, 25, has worked hard to lessen the dimpling with a strict diet and exercise regimen ... the Heidi Montag pictures above tell you all you need to know.

“I’m so insecure,” the wife of Spencer Pratt (they're still married) says.

Heidi also strongly discourages anyone from going down that road. “Try to lose weight and eat healthily,” she says. “It’s less painful, cheaper and more beneficial.”

Exhibit A: The Hills cast photo below. Look at Heidi's real face and body!

The Hills Cast

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Heidi Montag and her mom, Darlene Egelhoff, have ended their feud. We have no idea why anyone cares, but Us posted this BREAKING story Friday.

The rift in their relationship wasn't too surprising, since Darlene reacted much like the general public to the Heidi Montag plastic surgery debacles.

There was also the fact that Spencer Pratt, Heidi's husband, drove a wedge between the mother-daughter duo ... and everyone else in her life.

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Photo

"She's not god. She didn't make Heidi," Pratt said of Darlene on a memorable episode of MTV's The Hills. "She's just a vagina!" Classy guy, Spencer.

In any case, Montag and her boobs have been able to forgive Darlene and work toward rebuilding their relationship. The pair recently went to the spa!

At the Demetria Estate in California's Santa Ynez Valley, the two got a Swedish massage, giving Heidi an excuse to show off her hilariously fake body.

This concludes 2012's Heidi Montag news, most likely.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Heidi Montag and her hilarious fake boobs resurfaced for former co-star Kristin Cavallari's baby shower over the weekend in West Hollywood, Calif.

Kristin Cavallari was seen showing off her growing baby bump in a black maxi dress at the event, while Montag flaunted some curves of her own.

Check out the very-natural looking Heidi pictures below:

  • Heidi Montag, Breasts
  • Heidi Montag, Chest

Now broke and living in seclusion with hubs Spencer Pratt, Heidi sightings are few and far between. Such is the case when the 15 minutes expire.

As for Cavallari, she is expecting her first child with fiance Jay Cutler, and she's already talked about having more, even before she gets married.

In any case, one is enough for now, and she's loving pregnancy.

"Had a great day at my baby shower!" she tweeted afterwards.

Will Heidi and Spencer Pratt - who also showed up for the shower, along with his useless sister Stephanie - ever have kids? Probably, and scarily.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]

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Don't call it a comeback ... she was never on top to begin with.

On April 11, Heidi Montag released her Dreams Come True EP, and as expected, no one even knew about it until a week later. Sign of a true music great.

Also as expected, the cover art features mega-cleavage:

Heidi Montag Dreams Come True Album Cover

The 25-going-on-45-year-old shows off her body in a skimpy pink monokini, flaunting the myriad effects of those 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day.

Heidi's new album features four previously released songs: "Your Love Found Me," "Party Is Wherever I Am," "No More" and "Overdosin," all of which suck.

It's a follow-up to her 2010 album Superficial, which sold less than 1,000 in its first week of release despite more than a million dollars spent on production.

It's totally unclear why this new album has come out now.

Heidi Montag and husband Spencer Pratt, 28, now live a more "low-key" lifestyle ... i.e. they blew all their money and no one cares about them anymore.

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt turning down a reality show?

What is the world coming to. Relationship Rehab (VH1's new Celebrity Rehab spinoff) producers recently approached Speidi to work out their issues on the show, and the gruesome twosome flat-out rejected their offer for a simple reason:

They're doing well and weren't willing to pretend otherwise.

We know, it really doesn't compute.

  • Spencer Pratt is Still Alive
  • Heidi Montag is Still Alive

Photos and Spencer and Heidi from this year. They're still around!

The couple is said to have been initially intrigued by the show, thinking Relationship Rehab was actually about working out together, a la Biggest Loser.

They had no idea it was for couples with real issues, and while they certainly have had some - they're broke now, for one - things are good nowadays.

So they passed, which is great. For them, but mostly for us.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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Heidi Montag marked her 25th plastic surgery last week.

One-half of The Hills' gruesome twosome, Heidi marked the occasion with her husband Spencer Pratt and several friends, which apparently they have, in Las Vegas.

Here she is at the nightclub at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on Friday to host a birthday bash for herself, which presumably someone paid her to do. Amazing.

New Heidi Montag Photo

Speidi tours their future home. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Once on top of the world, now disfigured and broke as a joke, this is the last you'll see of Heidi for awhile. She and Spencer have gone downhill fast in life.

Now, they're basically just normal people. G-cup boobs aside.

Here's a photo tribute to Heidi Montag we put together in honor of her special day! Click to enlarge the nauseating (and in some cases quite NSFW) images:

Heidi Montag Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Crested Butte, Colorado
Full Name
Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag Quotes

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!

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