Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt say they were - wait ... just wait for it ... only pretending to be mean to win votes and cash in on Celebrity Big Brother (UK).
It almost worked. On Friday night, Speidi came second in the reality TV competition, leaving the house in England to a barrage of boos from the crowd.
Rylan Clark won the title, edging out Heidi and Spencer, who says backstabbing and general brutal gameplay was the whole reason they signed on.
“They brought us in to be Speidi and stir it up,” Spencer Pratt said. “I feel like a cartoon character. My talent for some odd reason is being an a**hole.”