by Hilton Hater at

Look, Heidi Klum, we get it.

You are very rich, famous and beautiful. Must you rub it in our faces?!?

The super model took to Twitter this week and posted a picture of herself sunbathing on some tropical island. Shirtless!

And while we're never against any Heidi Klum nude shots, we can't help but be reminded that: 1. We do not look like this; 2. We are sitting at our computer with two sweatshirts on at the moment.

Heidi Klum Topless Picture

Klum, we'd imagine, is spending the holidays with bodyguard/boyfriend Martin Kristen, as this will be her first Christmas in seven years as an unmarried woman.

Kristen may get to tap this any time he wants, but, hey, we can stare at Kate Upton bikini photos all day and night. That's pretty much the same thing, right?

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by Free Britney at

Heidi Klum bikini photos are always a sight for sore eyes. Less is more. Once every two weeks or so will do the job ... take notes, Kim Kardashian.

The supermodel and mother of four FINALLY found some time to stop and smell the roses this week, and decided to share it with her Twitter fans.

Here's the 39-year-old Project Runway host stretched out on a ledge overlooking the sea, wearing a tiny black bikini and soaking up some rays:

Heidi Klum Twitter Picture

"Finally ... relaxation!" she wrote with the photo.

A gorgeous Klum is seen posing with her back arched and hands behind her head to show off her amazing bod ... and show Seal what he's missing.

Mother to daughter Leni, 8, sons Henry, 6, Johan, 5, and daughter Lou, 2, Klum has yet to seriously reenter the dating pool since her divorce.

Take your time, Heidi. There will be plenty of guys ready when you are. In the meantime, occasional bikini photos like this are always welcome.

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by Free Britney at

Heidi Klum has broken her silence since she and Seal announced their separation last week, Tweeting thanks to her supporters in the wake of her surprise split.

The supermodel who hadn't Tweeted since January 15, acknowledged those who've helped her so far through the split from her husband of over six years.

"Hi everyone, I want to thank u for all your support & kind words," Klum wrote. "[It] really means so much. Thanks again to the best fans in the world! xoHeidi"

Klum and Seal

Seal, meanwhile, has given several interviews, and has described how he and Klum broke the news of their split to their children, while promoting his new album.

The singer also recently said on CNN that a reconciliation may happen.

Klum and Seal decided to part ways "after much soul-searching," they said in a statement. "We have had the deepest respect for one another throughout our relationship and we will continue to love each other very much, but we have grown apart."

A holiday trip in December was said to be the final straw for the couple.

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by Free Britney at

Heidi Klum. Santa Claus. No pants.

Enough said. Check out the photo:

Heidi Klum, No Pants

The 38-year-old supermodel and Project Runway host, whose Halloween costumes never cease to amaze, arouse or strike fear in us (these Heidi Klum pictures should give you an idea of what we're talking about), is certainly in a festive mood this week.

Klum, in a quintessential red, belted Santa Claus coat and furry heels, but sans pants, tweeted a picture of herself in a super sexy Mrs. Claus costume.

"Mrs. Claus going to work," she playfully wrote.

Please, take us to your workshop Mrs. C.

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