by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Brace yourselves, men around the world.

Heidi Klum is naked once again.

The super model - who is a judge on America's Got Talent and who will guest star on Parks and Recreation Season 6 - nearly broke the Internet this week.

By posting an Instagram image from a 2009 photo shoot:

"Photo blast from the past: Splitternackt!" Klum wrote as a caption.

Photos of Heidi Klum nude aren't exactly rare, of course.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Heidi Klum is at it again.

After showing the world her sunburned butt, and then posting a nude selfie online, the super model has taken to Twitter and treated followers to a photo of herself on the beach.

TOPLESS!

"Last day in paradise, love Bora Bora !!," Klum wrote as a caption to the picture.

And we're loving this America's Got Talent judge more and more every day. Ogle the image now, fellas:

Heidi Klum Topless Shot

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Look, Heidi Klum, we get it.

You are very rich, famous and beautiful. Must you rub it in our faces?!?

The super model took to Twitter this week and posted a picture of herself sunbathing on some tropical island. Shirtless!

And while we're never against any Heidi Klum nude shots, we can't help but be reminded that: 1. We do not look like this; 2. We are sitting at our computer with two sweatshirts on at the moment.

Heidi Klum Topless Picture

Klum, we'd imagine, is spending the holidays with bodyguard/boyfriend Martin Kristen, as this will be her first Christmas in seven years as an unmarried woman.

Kristen may get to tap this any time he wants, but, hey, we can stare at Kate Upton bikini photos all day and night. That's pretty much the same thing, right?