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Don't hate Heidi Klum because she's beautiful.

Instead, maybe hate her because she has a hit show (Project Runway) a hot husband (Seal) and even referred to the birth of her third child as "easy."

Heidi Klum Arriving at Britney's Birthday

But the model still seems really, really nice. Which is a good thing for Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel, who arrived weighing 8 lbs., 11 oz. on November 22.

"Everyone had the biggest smiles on their faces once Johan arrived," Klum told People magazine of herself, her man and their two other kids: Henry and Leni.

It's safe to say Heidi has produced a slightly more functional family than Dina Lohan so far.

According to Klum, the two older siblings "so helpful ... Leni helps us sing lullabies when Johan has trouble falling asleep."

Awww. Go read about Tara Conner and her Miss USA troubles while we get a tissue ...

Okay, we're back. And have a final quote from Klum regarding her children to share:

"We love that they will grow up close in age. This is what Seal and I have always wanted: a home filled with children's laughter."

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by Mischalova at . Comments

We know Tori Spelling has enough to worry about these days. Her dad screwed her over in his will more than David Silver did in the limo with that record executive (we don't remember that her name was Ariel or anything).

Her mom also pretty much hates her.

Seal and Heidi Klum

So this may not be the best time to point out how ridiculous Tori looked recently wearing a curtain maternity outfit. But we can't help it. Especially when compared to Heidi Klum.

The Hottest Pregnant Mom-To-Be Ever has had practice at this child-bearing thing before. She's also, you know, far better looking than Spelling. So Ms. 90210 is starting from behind.

But that just means you gotta pick up your game, Tori! No longer receiving fashion advice from Brooke Hogan is probably a good start.

In the end, if Maggie Gyllenhaal can deal with being pregnant while her fiance checks out another woman's vagina, you can at least dress properly.

 

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by Mischalova at . Comments

Gwen Stefani - who denies having skipped the VMAs due to any problem with Kelly Clarkson - certainly looked care-free during a stroll around the Big Apple over the weekend.

Then again, if Heidi Klum was by your side, you'd probably feel pretty relaxed, also. Or at least speechless.

Klum And Stefani Families Photo

In this shot, Stefani and husband, Gavin Rossdale, walk with baby Kingston alongside Klum, hubby Seal and their kids on Labor Day.

Earlier this summer, Gwen and Gavin spent a weekend with Brangelina and children. Could the couple be leading the way for of super human children to take over the planet?

We doubt it. They'll probably all just friends.

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by Mischalova at . Comments

Heidi Klum has time worry about having more kids. For now, the super model is focused on this season's edition of Project Runway. The breathtaking jude talked about it with EW.

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"They're under a lot of pressure ... you can see week after week the bags under the eyes are getting darker and they're getting snippier," Klum said.Klum wouldn't know anything about that. It's not like her and Elle Macpherson are fighting over the use of a nickname.

While Klum and the designer Tim Gunn love seeing what happens when they're not around the Project Runway set, each truly wish to see at least one contestant make it big outside the realm of reality TV.

"I'm really looking forward to having one of our designers really have a breakthrough, that's really what I'm like praying for ... they have to use the opportunity and bring it to the next level ... we show the world who they are and now it's up to them," Klum added.

In the meantime, she'll continue to look beautiful and be charitable. Not a bad life.

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by Mischalova at . Comments

And men everywhere want this super model to spawn as many daughters as possible. Hear that, Seal?!? Get to work!

Indeed, Heidi Klum found time away from her struggle to officially be deemed "The Body" to tell Life magazine that she wants more children.

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Klum, of course, hasn't popped her current baby out yet, but that hasn't stopped the beauty from expressing her desire for a larger family down the line.

Evidently, Seal thinks his wife - and "Project Runway" host - is the most beautiful when she's expecting. He also seems to enjoy being kissed by a rose, but that's a different story. Klum is only too happy to oblige.

Her first child, Leni, was with former boyfriend Flavio Briatore, while 10-month-old Henry is her first with Seal.

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by Mischalova at . Comments

Wait, whose body is fortunate enough to be in the center of a controversy involving two of the world's most gorgeous super models?

No one's (although consider this an application for the position from The Gossip).

  • Heidi on the Red Carpet
  • An Elle Macpherson Pic

Instead, Heidi Klum and Elle Macpherson are battling over the simple use of the moniker, "The Body." Klum has bestowed it upon herself in a new ad campaign for Victoria's Secret â€" but Macpherson is takining exception.

Could a cat fight soon break out? Seriously, please, could it?!?

A rep for the 42-year-old Macpherson said Elle was "flabbergasted" at Heidi's chutzpah, especially because Elle was ordained "The Body" by none other than Time magazine (on its cover) and numerous other publications, including Harper's Bazaar, Vogue and Sports Illustrated.

Oddly, Jesse Ventura had no beef with the proclamation of either beauty.

In a TV spot for a bra also called "The Body," however, Klum purrs, "They call me The Body â€" and now I have a bra named after me."

The 33-year-old, 5-foot-9, stacked, breathtaking mother of two (and soon to be three) clearly isn't backing down from the title. Still, Macpherson has claimed a business stake in the nickname, starting her own skin care line called "Elle Macpherson The Body," along with a lingerie brand and a fitness video called "The Body Workout."

We say they're both The Bodies! Although Nick Lachey isn't too far behind.

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by Mischalova at . Comments

THIS is how all charity events should be organized:

Get a series of beautiful women together. Have them strip down to their birthday suits. And sell the dresses from their perfect bodies.

  • Heidi Klum Naked
  • Nicky Hilt

In other words, Jane magazine has the right idea. The publication is raising money by auctioning off clothes of famous celebs such as Heidi Klum. Known as The Clothes Off Our Back Foundation, the name is apt.

The charity is run through donated attire. Frickin gorgeous actresses, singers, models, etc. put up dresses for the public to bid on in support of various children's organizations. Below is a picture of Klum and Nicky Hilton (the driven, attractive sister) at the Jane Magazine Naked party in honor of this event.

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by Free Britney at . Comments

We're not sure how he does it. Aside from being kissed by a rose, Seal has been kissed - many times - by uber model Heidi Klum. He must've been far more than kissed at least three times, moreover, because the couple recently announced its expecting its third child.

The couple already have a son together, Henry (9 months), and a daughter, Leni (two years old) from Klum's previous relationship with race car driver Flavio Briatore.

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"You'd never have known if you saw her at the Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards [on June 5]," says our source. "She's just starting to show."

Klum, 33, us currently in New York City, finishing up the latest installment of Project Runway, which debuts July 12 on Bravo. Seal, meanwhile, is dancing his daily jig of gratitude for actually ending up with such a beautiful woman.

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