Heidi Klum

Wait, whose body is fortunate enough to be in the center of a controversy involving two of the world's most gorgeous super models?

No one's (although consider this an application for the position from The Gossip).

Instead, Heidi Klum and Elle Macpherson are battling over the simple use of the moniker, "The Body." Klum has bestowed it upon herself in a new ad campaign for Victoria's Secret â€" but Macpherson is takining exception.

Could a cat fight soon break out? Seriously, please, could it?!?

A rep for the 42-year-old Macpherson said Elle was "flabbergasted" at Heidi's chutzpah, especially because Elle was ordained "The Body" by none other than Time magazine (on its cover) and numerous other publications, including Harper's Bazaar, Vogue and Sports Illustrated.

Oddly, Jesse Ventura had no beef with the proclamation of either beauty.

In a TV spot for a bra also called "The Body," however, Klum purrs, "They call me The Body â€" and now I have a bra named after me."

The 33-year-old, 5-foot-9, stacked, breathtaking mother of two (and soon to be three) clearly isn't backing down from the title. Still, Macpherson has claimed a business stake in the nickname, starting her own skin care line called "Elle Macpherson The Body," along with a lingerie brand and a fitness video called "The Body Workout."

We say they're both The Bodies! Although Nick Lachey isn't too far behind.

THIS is how all charity events should be organized:

Get a series of beautiful women together. Have them strip down to their birthday suits. And sell the dresses from their perfect bodies.

In other words, Jane magazine has the right idea. The publication is raising money by auctioning off clothes of famous celebs such as Heidi Klum. Known as The Clothes Off Our Back Foundation, the name is apt.

The charity is run through donated attire. Frickin gorgeous actresses, singers, models, etc. put up dresses for the public to bid on in support of various children's organizations. Below is a picture of Klum and Nicky Hilton (the driven, attractive sister) at the Jane Magazine Naked party in honor of this event.

Any excuse to run a picture of Heidi Klum. The expectant mother is seen here holding 10-month old Henry, the second child she had with the luckiest man on earth, Seal.

We're not sure how he does it. Aside from being kissed by a rose, Seal has been kissed - many times - by uber model Heidi Klum. He must've been far more than kissed at least three times, moreover, because the couple recently announced its expecting its third child.

The couple already have a son together, Henry (9 months), and a daughter, Leni (two years old) from Klum's previous relationship with race car driver Flavio Briatore.

"You'd never have known if you saw her at the Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards [on June 5]," says our source. "She's just starting to show."

Klum, 33, us currently in New York City, finishing up the latest installment of Project Runway, which debuts July 12 on Bravo. Seal, meanwhile, is dancing his daily jig of gratitude for actually ending up with such a beautiful woman.