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Hey, at least the fella doing the ogling of Heidi Klum in this picture is married to Heidi Klum. Unlike the rest of you dudes out there!

Still, way to be discreet, Seal!

Heidi Klum and Kids

Heidi Klum and her husband - who have three small children - arrived at the Oscars last night with about a hundred other A-list celebrities, yet seemed to be totally chill and unmoved by the whole spectacle of the red carpet.

The reason? They can't take their eyes off each other! Who the hell cares about the Academy Awards when you're married to Heidi Klum? You go, Seal.

Oooooga! Even Heidi Klum's husband, Seal, is stunned by her beauty. 

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Twice in one week? We know, it's crazy.

Some of these celebrity quotes, courtesy of People magazine, make this feature worth another shot, however. When celebs are sounding off on everything from Britney Spears to Oscars reality TV to politics, well...

The Pratt Family

See for yourself in the week's top celebrity quotes:

"For me, it's like being Hillary Clinton. If it weren't for Barack Obama, it would have been a very good year." - George Clooney on his Oscar hopes

"Dressed like a rocker, but kinda looks like Justin Timberlake, doesn't he?" - Ryan Seacrest, after a performance by American Idol contestant Robbie Carrico, who once dated Britney Spears

"She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months. I would help set her straight." - Heidi Klum, on Britney Spears

"We're like puppies right now. It's a lot of adrenaline and enthusiasm."
- Jon Stewart, on prepping for the Oscars

"It's a special thing if you get a nomination, or your film does. Then you go. But we don't have any nominations or anything like that in the house, so we sit in our jammies and watch it on the couch." - Charlize Theron

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm not trying to be hip." - Clay Aiken

"I was told I'm doing The Bachelor." - Steve Guttenberg, who opted to appear on Dancing with the Stars instead

"We are not a very conservative couple. For decorations we put up penis balloons all over the place." - Christina Aguilera, on her son's Bris

"Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming - they're gonna sell 10-million plus." - Spencer Pratt, on girlfriend Heidi Montag's upcoming album

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Everyone has an opinion on Britney Spears. Even Heidi Klum.

But rather than merely trying to sponge off Spears for publicity or money (cough, Alli Sims, Sam Lutfi), supermodel Heidi Klum offers words of encouragement, and says her family would even welcome the troubled star into their home.

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"She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months. I would help set her straight," said Heidi Klum, 34, who was born in Germany, in an interview set to air Monday in her native country.

"I am sorry when a young person gets thrown so off track. She has, of course, lived an extremely wild life," added Klum.

We post Britney Spears pictures every day, so here's vintage Heidi Klum.

A Beverly Hills resident, like Britney Spears, Heidi Klum is also mother to very young children (Brit has Jayden James and Sean Preston, ages 1 and 2; Heidi has two boys and a girl, ages 1, 2 and 3, with husband Seal).

Klum believes the pop star could benefit from her stable household.

"I have never been as happy as I am today," says the Project Runway star. "I have found the man of my life, and we have three great kids. They are all so different and fantastic that it really can't get better than this."

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The 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition comes out this week.

As usual, the issue is sure to stir up debate among those who think this publication should be reserved for athletes... and those who cannot lift their jaw up off the floor due to a series of Bar Refaeli bikini photos.

Instead of choosing sides, we're simply gonna publish a few images from the issue. You can decide if they're worth getting irked about. For starters, here is this year's cover girl, Marisa Miller, looking beautiful and almost naked:

Meanwhile, Danica Patrick is also barely wearing a bathing suit in this picture. But the race car driver is still wearing more layers (one) than she has wins on the IndyCar circuit (zero):

Lastly, Heidi Klum backs down Will Ferrell in this semi-promotional ad for the actor's new movie, Semi-Pro. We really should have become comedians instead of celebrity gossip mavens:

Will Ferrell, Heidi Klum

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Sixty years after we forgave Germany for World War II, guys may hold a new grudge against the country for covering up the best parts of Heidi Klum nude.

Check out the photo shoot in Max Magazine with the gorgeous model below.

Sexy Star Trekkie

Heidi Klum is naked, which is a good thing.

But some sort of see-through lingerie is covering up her nipples and other romantic places. That's a bad thing.

  No amount of bratwurst and other fine exports from Germany can compensate for the travesty of that nation withholding a fully nude Heidi Klum from us.

Tila Tequila needs to give Klum a lesson on how be fully exposed.

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Last week on The Oprah Winfrey Show, Seal and Heidi Klum opened up about their relationship.

And let's just say these two seem slightly more normal than Amy Fisher and Lou Bellara...

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Seal on his love at first sight: "She had this amazing dress on, this black, almost see-through dress, and this huge smile on her face," he says. "I remember thinking, ‘Wow, whoever goes out with that girl is one lucky guy…'"

Seal has seen Heidi Klum nude. This makes him very lucky.

Heidi on Seal's car collection: "He's got a Volkswagen Tiguan, a Volkswagen Beetle, a T5, an R8, a Spider, another Audi and some others. He also wants a Bentley convertible. Our garage looks like a car park."

Seal enjoying Heidi's non-pregnant body: "Our youngest child is now 11 months old, so I've told Heidi we're booting him out of the bedroom. I'm not having it any more. This is the longest time I've known Heidi without her being pregnant. She's got her body back and it's real good fun!"

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We have visual evidence that Heidi Klum nude photos are attractive.

But the super model would probably tell you they're nothing compared to the sight of her husband in the buff.

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"I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow," Klum told Oprah Winfrey during a recent appearance on her talk show, as reported by People magazine.

And why, exactly, did she have such a reaction?

"I pretty much saw everything," Klum said. "The whole package."

There you have it, guys. Wanna land a hottie such as Heidi? Show off your goods.

Looks like Cisco Adler had it right all along.

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No, it can even happen to insanely hot, accomplished actresses and models. What were Kate Walsh and Heidi Klum thinking about when they were getting their hair done for the Emmys, huh? Come on, ladies. Too many margaritas and sappy stories about your weddings to Alex Young and Seal, respectively?

We don't know what caused this mishap, but some celebrity fashion expert thought it'd be cool if they took the Private Practice star and one of the hottest models on Earth and made the sides of their heads look like they were vomiting up hair. 

Don't get us wrong. We'd still love to see either Kate Walsh or Heidi Klum nude. But this hair style has just got to go. Who's is worse? Kate Walsh or Heidi Klum?

Ken Paves best be advised.... If these two statuesque beauties can't pull off a "hot" new look, then it probably won't look good on your average woman.

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We'd rather look at Heidi Klum nude, too.

But it's always fun to have readers chime on on matching outfits, so we've set up another celebrity fashion face-off below.

Kylie Jenner Fashion

It may not be a fair fight, however, considering Salma Hayek looks larger than most Hollywood mansions right now. Does she ever plan on giving birth? The public is more tuned in to this suspense than it was for High School Musical.

Still, the fiancee of Francois Henri-Pinault looks mighty fine for someone possibly carrying around a litter. But you tell us, fans:

Which of these famous females wears the dress better?

Hopefully, we can see Salma Hayek nude one of these days and then have a true match-up between her and the bare body of Klum.

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If you're keeping track at home: There are now two recent Heidi Klum nude photo shoots.

And the model just gave birth to her third child.

Heidi the Hottie

Therefore, assuming the model wants to match naked spreads to number of children, there's still another one on the way.

To quote Wayne Campbell: Schwing!

The sexy new Jordache ads - in which Heidi wears little more than jeans and an intense stare - are making the celebrity gossip blog rounds.

And it's easy to see why.

Katie Price may try to look as hot ever ever after having a child, but no one can pull off this feat quite like Klum.

"I have three children," Seal's wife tells People magazine.

"That keeps you busy all the time. I work and we do a lot of things that are active. We work in the garden. We jump on the trampoline. I just started playing tennis with my husband. We climb in the tree house with the children. We go to the park and feed the ducks. We are always mobile."

But there must be more, right? How else does the the 34-year-old German native pull off her stunning appearance in these black-and-white print ads, in which she makes Kim Kardashian topless look downright disgusting?

"There were 20, 30 people on set to take the pictures," she said of the photo shoots with Brett Ratner, normally an action movie director moonlighting as a fashion photographer. "He had a lot of assistants. So I don't have to do that much. They all make me look good."

So modest and so beautiful. Who doesn't love Heidi Klum?!?

It's a half naked Heidi Klum photo.

Seal, meanwhile, also chips in around the house, whipping up traditional English breakfasts of eggs and beans. These two make a point of keeping that romance alive, too, aided by the model's form-fitting jeans.

"He always does a butt check," says Klum, who returns the favor. "I like him in jeans. I like him in anything. I like him without anything."

Does that mean a Seal nude photo shoot is coming up next? And could we handle it, if so? The recent release of Klum naked and Keira Knightley nude are already almost too much to bear.

Heidi Klum Biography

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Heidi Klum Quotes

Heidi Klum [on her marriage proposal]: [Seal] took me by helicopter. He had an igloo built there, and they’d brought up everything: a bed with sheets inside the igloo, rose petals everywhere, candles. Very, very romantic! There was food and champagne, and then the helicopter left. It was a little scary, too, because you’re so cut off from the world. No trees, nothing - it was hard-core. But I was ecstatic. I loved it. It was wonderful.

I have a normal life and I have this glamorous life, but to me it's two different things. It's not like I'm this glamour diva who hands everything over and I just sit on my throne at home.

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