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We have visual evidence that Heidi Klum nude photos are attractive.

But the super model would probably tell you they're nothing compared to the sight of her husband in the buff.

Heidi Klum Nude Ad

"I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow," Klum told Oprah Winfrey during a recent appearance on her talk show, as reported by People magazine.

And why, exactly, did she have such a reaction?

"I pretty much saw everything," Klum said. "The whole package."

There you have it, guys. Wanna land a hottie such as Heidi? Show off your goods.

Looks like Cisco Adler had it right all along.

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No, it can even happen to insanely hot, accomplished actresses and models. What were Kate Walsh and Heidi Klum thinking about when they were getting their hair done for the Emmys, huh? Come on, ladies. Too many margaritas and sappy stories about your weddings to Alex Young and Seal, respectively?

We don't know what caused this mishap, but some celebrity fashion expert thought it'd be cool if they took the Private Practice star and one of the hottest models on Earth and made the sides of their heads look like they were vomiting up hair. 

Don't get us wrong. We'd still love to see either Kate Walsh or Heidi Klum nude. But this hair style has just got to go. Who's is worse? Kate Walsh or Heidi Klum?

Ken Paves best be advised.... If these two statuesque beauties can't pull off a "hot" new look, then it probably won't look good on your average woman.

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We'd rather look at Heidi Klum nude, too.

But it's always fun to have readers chime on on matching outfits, so we've set up another celebrity fashion face-off below.

Kylie Jenner Fashion

It may not be a fair fight, however, considering Salma Hayek looks larger than most Hollywood mansions right now. Does she ever plan on giving birth? The public is more tuned in to this suspense than it was for High School Musical.

Still, the fiancee of Francois Henri-Pinault looks mighty fine for someone possibly carrying around a litter. But you tell us, fans:

Which of these famous females wears the dress better?

Hopefully, we can see Salma Hayek nude one of these days and then have a true match-up between her and the bare body of Klum.

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If you're keeping track at home: There are now two recent Heidi Klum nude photo shoots.

And the model just gave birth to her third child.

Heidi the Hottie

Therefore, assuming the model wants to match naked spreads to number of children, there's still another one on the way.

To quote Wayne Campbell: Schwing!

The sexy new Jordache ads - in which Heidi wears little more than jeans and an intense stare - are making the celebrity gossip blog rounds.

And it's easy to see why.

Katie Price may try to look as hot ever ever after having a child, but no one can pull off this feat quite like Klum.

"I have three children," Seal's wife tells People magazine.

"That keeps you busy all the time. I work and we do a lot of things that are active. We work in the garden. We jump on the trampoline. I just started playing tennis with my husband. We climb in the tree house with the children. We go to the park and feed the ducks. We are always mobile."

But there must be more, right? How else does the the 34-year-old German native pull off her stunning appearance in these black-and-white print ads, in which she makes Kim Kardashian topless look downright disgusting?

"There were 20, 30 people on set to take the pictures," she said of the photo shoots with Brett Ratner, normally an action movie director moonlighting as a fashion photographer. "He had a lot of assistants. So I don't have to do that much. They all make me look good."

So modest and so beautiful. Who doesn't love Heidi Klum?!?

It's a half naked Heidi Klum photo.

Seal, meanwhile, also chips in around the house, whipping up traditional English breakfasts of eggs and beans. These two make a point of keeping that romance alive, too, aided by the model's form-fitting jeans.

"He always does a butt check," says Klum, who returns the favor. "I like him in jeans. I like him in anything. I like him without anything."

Does that mean a Seal nude photo shoot is coming up next? And could we handle it, if so? The recent release of Klum naked and Keira Knightley nude are already almost too much to bear.

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Heck, after seeing Heidi Klum nude, we love her muffins, too.

Oh. Wait. According to a story in People, the super model is talking about actual muffins.

"I was never a skinny, skinny type â€" the more I tried, the worse it was. I'd think about food more than ever," the Project Runway host and judge told Britain's Easy Living magazine.

"They'd say 'You have to lose weight', and I'd be like, 'All I can think about is muffins!' " she said. "I don't want to get too skinny. I still want to have a round, womanly figure."

Trust us, Heidi, you have the right kind of figure. Mary-Louise Parker would even be jealous.

Heidi Klum Naked

Thanks to Arena magazine for this Heidi Klum nude photo. Seriously. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

The German-born mom of three and wife to singer Seal since 2005 claims that doing what makes you happy and being there for your children are the keys to a healthy lifestyle. She seems like an actual role model, someone a troubled youngster such as Ali Lohan can look up to.

Aside from muffins, Klum also says she always eats "profiteroles" and "I eat the pasta when I want it."

But would anyone be able to tell? Did you see those Heidi Klum naked pics in the September issue of Arena magazine?!? They are as far as you can get from unattractive. They make the Katharine McPhee photo spread in Stuff magazine look downright hideous.

"I used to complain that I couldn't seem to fit into the clothes for the edgy fashion shows, but I found my own path," Heidi says in the article.

And guys everywhere are forever grateful that she did. They haven't been this excited since Antonella Barba nude pictures were all the rage.

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We've barely had time to digest the great news of Claudia Schiffer nude photos.

Now, though, we're faced with another super model taking her clothes off in a magazine. It's a tough, celebrity gossip-filled world in which we live.

Arena magazine, the same publication that brought us sexy, nearly naked pics of Keeley Hazell and Avril Lavigne, has now outdone itself: Heidi Klum is posing in the latest issue.

Heidi Klum Nude

Heidi Klum nude. Yes, this model as given birth to three children. How does she do it and remain so svelt?

Klum, of course, is known for her work on Project Runway, as well as her work as one of the best famous mothers on the planet. She and Seal have three adorable children.

Like Eva Mendes naked, Heidi is obviously proud of her body, as she ought to be. Simply put, this is one of the most beautiful people in the world and she should be showing off what God gave her.

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Not every celebrity mother is Britney Spears.

Some actually find time to play with their children. And wear underpants. Take the case of the following two beauties:

Sexy Star Trekkie

Jennifer Garner, a first-time mommy, looks like a natural with daughter Violet. We may have questioned this actress' taste when she wedded Ben Affleck, but there's no denying her parental skills. Way to be, Jen.

Then, there's maternal veteran and model, Heidi Klum. Three kids into her marriage to Seal and this knockout is as playful as ever. 

We're guessing Kara Janx, a former finalist on Klum's show, Project Runway, only hopes she and her new husband are equally caring parents someday. Don't we all?

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Don't hate Heidi Klum because she's beautiful.

Instead, maybe hate her because she has a hit show (Project Runway) a hot husband (Seal) and even referred to the birth of her third child as "easy."

Heidi Klum Arriving at Britney's Birthday

But the model still seems really, really nice. Which is a good thing for Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel, who arrived weighing 8 lbs., 11 oz. on November 22.

"Everyone had the biggest smiles on their faces once Johan arrived," Klum told People magazine of herself, her man and their two other kids: Henry and Leni.

It's safe to say Heidi has produced a slightly more functional family than Dina Lohan so far.

According to Klum, the two older siblings "so helpful ... Leni helps us sing lullabies when Johan has trouble falling asleep."

Awww. Go read about Tara Conner and her Miss USA troubles while we get a tissue ...

Okay, we're back. And have a final quote from Klum regarding her children to share:

"We love that they will grow up close in age. This is what Seal and I have always wanted: a home filled with children's laughter."

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We know Tori Spelling has enough to worry about these days. Her dad screwed her over in his will more than David Silver did in the limo with that record executive (we don't remember that her name was Ariel or anything).

Her mom also pretty much hates her.

Seal and Heidi Klum

So this may not be the best time to point out how ridiculous Tori looked recently wearing a curtain maternity outfit. But we can't help it. Especially when compared to Heidi Klum.

The Hottest Pregnant Mom-To-Be Ever has had practice at this child-bearing thing before. She's also, you know, far better looking than Spelling. So Ms. 90210 is starting from behind.

But that just means you gotta pick up your game, Tori! No longer receiving fashion advice from Brooke Hogan is probably a good start.

In the end, if Maggie Gyllenhaal can deal with being pregnant while her fiance checks out another woman's vagina, you can at least dress properly.

 

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Gwen Stefani - who denies having skipped the VMAs due to any problem with Kelly Clarkson - certainly looked care-free during a stroll around the Big Apple over the weekend.

Then again, if Heidi Klum was by your side, you'd probably feel pretty relaxed, also. Or at least speechless.

Klum And Stefani Families Photo

In this shot, Stefani and husband, Gavin Rossdale, walk with baby Kingston alongside Klum, hubby Seal and their kids on Labor Day.

Earlier this summer, Gwen and Gavin spent a weekend with Brangelina and children. Could the couple be leading the way for of super human children to take over the planet?

We doubt it. They'll probably all just friends.

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