Heidi Fleiss used to be a Hollywood madam. We mean hooker. We're saying Heidi Fleiss used to have sex in exchange for cash. Probably with...

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Former Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss was caught with 392 marijuana plants in her home in Pahrump, Nevada, this month, and faces criminal charges.

The 47-year-old was not arrested, however, due to the fact that she has approximately $200,000 worth of exotic birds in the residence ... seriously.

Also, "she gave us consent to search without a warrant and was very cooperative throughout the investigation," police said, according to the Las Vegas Sun.

Oddly enough, cops weren't at Fleiss' house to look for pot, but were searching for another woman wanted on arrest warrants and her door was open.

Nevertheless, police officers uncovered nearly 400 marijuana plants, two growing lights and several bottles of chemicals used to grow marijuana.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

This just in: the following developments are signs that you might have a drug or alcohol problem....

  • ... carrying on an affair, as a 15-year old, with a married, steroid-using professional baseball player.
  • ... making a living as a Hollywood madam.
  • ... dating Cisco Adler.

Unsurprisingly, therefore, Mindy McCready, Heidi Fleiss and Lisa D’Amato (all pictured below) are among the cast members for VH1's third season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

Joining these stars that hope to milk their pain and suffering for an extra 15 minutes of fame and fortune on the show are:

  • Former NBA star Dennis Rodman
  • Actress Mackenzie Phillips
  • Actor Tom Sizemore
  • Playboy model Kari Ann Peniche
  • Alice in Chains' Mike Starr
  • Real World: Hollywood's Joey Kovar

The series will premiere in early 2010 and cover a 21-day program led by Colgate University graduate Dr. Drew Pinsky.

Click on the following photos to enlarge pics of the rest of Celebrity Rehab's cast:

  • Mike Starr
  • Kari Ann Peniche Nude

Call us cynical, but if these people really wanted help, they wouldn't seek it on a reality TV show.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Heidi Fleiss and some dude who may or may not have been planning on hitting that were arrested this afternoon in Pahrump, Nevada.

Yes, that is a real place.

Police there got a call warning them of a possible drunk driver. When Nye County Sheriff's deputies pulled the car over, they discovered it was being driven by none other than Heidi Fleiss, the famed "Hollywood Madam."

During the traffic stop, police found prescription narcotics for which Heidi Fleiss was unable to produce a valid prescription
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Fleiss' passenger, John Owen, was also arrested for allegedly possessing a controlled substance and for possession of marijuana.

A pair of (quasi) celebrity mug shots below for your enjoyment ...

  • Heidi Fleiss Mug Shot
  • John Owen Mug Shot

Heidi Fleiss, who we have to say is lookin' pretty damn good these days, has been charged with driving without a license, possession of dangerous drugs without a prescription, being under the influence of a controlled substance and driving under the influence of a controlled substance. But that's all!

The renowned pimp is planning on opening so-called "Heidi Fleiss' Stud Farms" in Nye County, Nev., where brothels are legal. Heidi currently operates a laundromat called "Dirty Laundry" in Pahrump. Really. She does.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Heidi Fleiss has a lot of catching up to do.

The former Hollywood madam is scarcely the most famous woman in the area with that first name now, as Heidi Montag has seemingly come from nowhere to garner all the celebrity gossip attention.

But Fleiss cannot be held down... unless you pay enough money. The woman who knows more sex secrets than Jenna Jameson is back, running a business she knows something about: getting a load done.

TMZ reports that she opened her "Dirty Laundry" laundromat this past weekend in Nevada, just about one hour away from Las Vegas.

"The demographics of the community fit the statistics of a successful Laundromat. So why not try something I've never done before?" Fleiss said.

And she's right. Especially when, sexually, Heidi has done it ALL before. Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have a long way to go until they reach Fleiss' status of sexual conquests.

But don't worry, folks, Heidi will soon be returning to the business she knows best, with plans to open a legal brothel within the next two months. But the customers will be ladies. Celebrity news reports have Lindsay Lohan as the first to sign up.

"I have had maybe over 300 women ready to buy memberships and plenty of men have applied ... and let me tell you ladies out there, they won't let you down!" But the madam cautions, "Without Viagra we couldn't do it!"

Well, okay then.

Finally, Heiss concludes that this venture is "uncharted waters for me because I'm used to the other way around." Funny. That's the same thing Kim Kardashian said when Ray J wanted her to face front during sex one time.