Heather Mills, Pathetic Prepared Speech, Kicked off Dancing with the Stars
There wasn't very much gold on Dancing with the Stars.
As a result, we doubt Heather Mills cared very much when she was voted off the reality show last night. After all, what was she supposed to dig?
Heather Mills Opens Up About Dancing with the Stars, Alec Baldwin
Heather Mills only has one leg.
But that doesn't stop her from having an abundance of opinions on various topics. And sometimes posting for naked photos.
Joey McIntyre Analyzes Heather Mills, Dancing with the Stars
Joey McIntyre is a former New Kid on the Block. But he's known a lot better these days as one of the first season contestants on Dancing with the Stars.
Therefore, his opinion of current contestants does hold some weight. It's not like the guy is chiming in on the Larry Birkhead/Virgie Arthur custody battle.
Nude Heather Mills Longs to Dig More Gold
It can make a one-legged young girl turn to a life of prostitution, serving clientele such as Arab arms dealers as part of a high-end escort service.
Heather Mills Cries, Denies Gold Digging Prowess
Heather Mills didn't think that denying her fondness for gold digging once was enough.
So she called up Ryan Seacrest on his morning radio show today and cried about it some more. Literally.
Dancing with the Stars Recap: Yes, Heather Mills Impresses
Thanks to TVSquad.com for the following report ...
Shandi Finnessey and Brian Fortuna (Jive) - Shandi and Brian's Jive was good, but forgettable after all of the performances were finished. Their performance was fun and spirited, and Shandi wisely showed as much skin as possible. She can't compete with the other contestants' technical skills, but she's doing her best to corner the market on hotness. The judges were impressed with her progress and gave the couple a 21 (7, 7, 7). John Ratzenberger and Edyta Sliwinska (Tango) - John and Edyta did a convincing job of portraying the intense persona of the tango, and John's acting skills may save him from elimination. We thought that he looked pretty good out there, and he seemed to complete some decent, dramatic moves. It was hilarious when John dragged Edyta to their place in front of the judges' table. The couple's character-driven performance was rewarded with a 20 (7, 6, 7). A fair score, given the level of difficulty.
Heather Mills: The Sanjaya Malakar of Dancing with the Stars
ABC and FOX may be competitors, but they have something in common when it comes to their top-rated reality TV shows: outraged fans.
On American Idol, followers of actual music talent cannot believe that Sanjaya Malakar is still on the show. On Dancing with the Stars, meanwhile, followers of moral human beings are saying the same thing about Heather Mills.
Stephen Colbert Puts Laguna Beach, Sanjaya's Hair, Salma Hayek's Fiance, Heather Mills' Leg On Notice
Once again, the incomparable Stephen Colbert has taken the time out of his hit Comedy Central show, The Colbert Report, to tackle more important issues. It's been a hell of a week. Who (and what) makes the latest edition of the "On Notice" board? Let's see...
Heather Mills Gets a Fake Leg Up on the Competition
Heather Mills is not a hero.
While the motorcycle accident that took one of her legs over a decade ago was tragic, this isn't a story of Lance Armstrong battling his way back from cancer to win the Tour de France over and over. That took courage and inhuman persistance.
Heather Mills Flips Out on Dancing with the Stars
This isn't the typical story about Heather Mills going crazy and beating anyone up with her fake leg.
No random photographers in England have been kicked in the butt recently by the gold digger.
Heather Mills on Gold Digging, Donald Trump on Bush, Brangelina on the Big Easy: The Week in Quotes
Thanks to Us Weekly for this fun compilation ...
"If I was a gold digger, I'd have a lot more money in my bank account." -- Heather Mills, who is reportedly receiving at least $56 million in a divorce settlement, and who appears on Dancing With the Stars, beginning tonight