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Heather Mills loves money and attention. She married Paul McCartney and then divorced him in order to rake in the millions. An activist for the environment, Mills has only herself to blame for charitable efforts being overlooked because she spends so much time screaming and turning down very fair divorce settlements from her ex.

In short, Heather Mills sucks. Rich men, run for it now ... or at least get a pre-nup and stash your millions in Swiss bank accounts pronto.