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On part two of The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 9 reunion, embattled star Tamra Barney once again found herself under fire from multiple fronts.

First, checking off some other boxes, Shannon Beador and her green lifestyle are profiled. She defends her doctor and choices for her home and life.

Heather is grilled about making fun of Shannon’s hair color and says she was joking. Which we doubt, as she doesn't seem to have a sense of humor.

She is, however, pretty catty beneath that friendly facade. Speaking of appearances that don't hold up under scrutiny, we have Mrs. Lizzie Rovsek.

After complaining about her non-sex life all season, now she insists things are all good - amazing - on that front. One gets the feeling she is only fronting.

Lizzie is still rambling on about her birthday party, too, of course, which if you watch The Real Housewives of Orange County online comes as no surprise.

Tamra tries to apologize and say she gave Lizzie a year membership to her gym as a gift, but that excuse doesn't CUT it ... see what we did there?!

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On The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 9 Episode 19, or part one of the reunion special, Tamra Barney was in the crosshairs once again.

If you watch The Real Housewives of Orange County online, you know how the back half of this season has gone on Bravo, and this was hardly a surprise.

She wasn't the only RHOC cast member under fire Monday, however.

From the moment the fab five took the reunion stage to rehash the Season 9 drama, it looked as if Tamra Barney was ready to straight up murder someone.

If she had to pick one person, Lizzie Rovsek would probably get the nod.

Heather Dubrow's shorter hair and bangs? Not getting it done. Other than that, they all look the same. And probably will for the next 20 seasons.

Let's hear it for botox, surgery and anti-aging hyperbaric chambers.

There was a time when these wild sexual freaks discussed what a Dirty Sanchez is (ask Dustin Diamond) before moving onto (somewhat) more serious topics.

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Was Monday's The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 9 Episode 18, the Bravo flagship show's season finale, the most explosive of all time?

Probably not quite, but the embattled Tamra Barney simply couldn’t let bygones be bygones, and an unexpected cast member really raised the stakes.

Bringing up their infamous "game" - which you're well familiar with if you watch The Real Housewives of Orange County online - Tamra stirred the pot again.

Barney implored Lizzie Rovsek to change her story and admit she wanted to screw Eddie, who may or may not have said he wanted to f--k her.

Or marry her. It's unclear. But whether or not Eddie Judge wants to f--k Lizzie Rovsek, Tamra was not about to give in and neither was her adversary.

Eventually, Tamra realized the argument with Lizzie was fruitless as her husband was there and nothing was going to be talked out, but it took a twist.

The focus shifted to Shannon and Heather, a feud that ended up being much uglier as Terry Dubrow brought up David Beador's infamous comment.

"SPREAD THOSE LEGS!"

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On The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 9 Episode 17, the ladies' trip to Bali took more dramatic turns, and Tamra dug herself even more of a hole.

If you watch The Real Housewives of Orange County online or on TV, or even just read about it afterward, you know it's all about Tamra Barney lately.

Not in a good way, either. She's put everyone through the wringer and last night, Vicki Gunvalson - her best friend through it all - was no exception.

There was definitely a divide among the women, as evident from the start of this trip: Two blondes and a brunette and two brunettes and a blonde.

This was obvious from their attire and right on down to how they behaved about every little thing, until finally the tensions boiled over and WATCH OUT.

Vicki, for all her annoying characteristics, has been balancing cast members and friends like it's her job. Which we suppose it is. But wow, she's good.

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On The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 9 Episode 16, Bali was beautiful but the atmosphere was anything but tranquil for Tamra and Lizzie.

"I'm hoping Bali is the peaceful, spiritual, cleansing moment we all need for our relationships," said Heather Dubrow, as if that were even remotely possible.

The ladies did enjoy kayaking, cocktails and riding elephants, on which Tamra remarked, "That's the biggest wiener I've ever seen! Look how it swings!"

Classic Tamra Barney quotes aside, the fun pretty much stopped there as the latest Season 9 installment turned catty and testy in an awfully big hurry.

The incident at Lizzie Rovsek's birthday and who blew it off and who said what or didn't say this or that or the other thing made it hard for her to relax.

"You didn't come, you didn't call, it was totally rude," said Rovsek.

The target of that comment was, of course, Tamra Barney, who protested, reading texts the two had shared to prove her point. Rovsek said, "I'm over it."

As. If.

This, of course, is the episode that prompted Tamra to slam Bravo on Facebook, accusing the network of editing her poorly to start up fake drama.

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On The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 9 Episode 14 Monday evening, someone surprisingly announced they're getting married. Who was it?

We'll get to that shortly. We pick up after Shannon Beador's meltdown. If you watch The Real Housewives of Orange County online, you know it was epic.

The blood pressure of the other wives and even viewers was heightened after that display, which saw her storm out of Lizzie Rovsek's beach party.

After taking a walk, she returned and apologized, saying, "I feel as though I got ambushed ... I'm human, but I'm not proud of my display of humanness."

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The ladies got drunk in the woods of Montana on The Real Housewives of New York City - but could they "Bury the Hatchet" somewhere other than each other's backs?  

We recap Sonja's boobs, Ramona's thong, and Carole flashing the squirrels in our +/- review...

Only the Real Housewives consider getting drunk in the woods a good idea. Maybe if they cut back a little they wouldn't all be so bitchy…or maybe the alcohol is the only thing that makes them tolerable, even to themselves. 

Kristen's In Tears

The Kristen and Heather feud continued  and minus 25 because this was boring before it even got started. A whole other hour of it certainly didn't help. 

Kristen says she was hoping for a drama free trip. Well, she definitely invited the wrong group of women. Of course there was one upside. No Aviva! Plus 50!

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This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon and David Beador took relationship advice from...Brooks and Vicki

Yes, oh yes. The woman who had to "make her life private" to keep her friends out of her relationship with Brooks the Leech is dishing out advice. It's actually pretty good advice, too.

Shannon needs to stop needling David. Can she do it? Will Mexico be the place where the Beador marriage takes a turn for the better?

Chances are...not high. After all, tequila is involved. 

Shannon and David are packing for their trip to Mexico. At home they seem to be in a better place, or at least that they're trying to be in a better place. 

They actually touch each other and talk about how excited they are to be going away together. It's a nice change from their constant bickering and frequent barbs tossed in each other's general direction. 

Too bad it doesn't last.

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While the world is still reeling from Miley Cyrus Twerking at the VMAs, the dramatic conclusion to The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 8 will hopefully take our minds off Hannah Montana's Humpty Dancing.

Did anyone else ever imagine Miley Cyrus and the OC housewives being mentioned in the same sentence? Yeah, me neither.

Anyway. Let's get to it with THG's +/- recap!

The Real Housewives of Orange County Say Cheers

Andy's first question for Heather is about her house and the offer they couldn't refuse. The model of their new house is built and they hope to break ground by December. Plus 8?

Next he brings up Heather's return to acting and Terry's many attempts at joking his way through the stress of flying solo. Heather defends their on-camera fighting as part of real life after being together for 16 years. Plus 15.

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We might be finished with The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 8, but that doesn't mean Bravo's Andy Cohen is!

He'll sit down with the domestic divas and rehash the highs and lows of the OG Housewives' franchise. He's got Lauri Peterson in the house so we know this is going to be good.

We'll sit here with a glass of pinot to recap it all in true THG +/- fashion.

The Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion

First question to Vicki. Her divorce from Donn isn't final. Still. Two seasons later. Minus 3.

There's "no sense of urgency" because once she signs the papers she'll have to pay spousal support. Makes sense to me. Plus 8.

After Vicki peed Tamra's bed in Mexico, Tamra slept in it. Minus 25.

Tamra's planning to throw Gretchen a bachelorette party, so maybe those two made up in the off-season? 

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