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Get a driver.

Those were the sage words of Hayden Panettiere last month, when it was first learned that Paris Hilton would do time for her repeated disregard for DUI and other traffic laws.

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Such simple advice, yet so profound. It's no surprise, then, that other night, the 17-year-old Panettiere had more choice words for the horrible HO-tel heiress / crybaby.

Well, sort of.

With Hilton back in the slammer after her brief release, the Heroes star hit the town last night and couldn't avoid the inevitable "What do you think about Paris?" question from reporters.

As Hayden Panettiere slipped into Parc under the radar last night with co-star Zachary Quinto, she avoided the barrage of paparazzi.

But on the way to her car, the paps found her and flashbulbs went flying.

As Hayden made her way around to the front of her SUV, she got the question about Stavros Niarchos' loser girlfriend - and simply giggled in response!

Yes. She is wise beyond her years. No word on whether Rumer Willis was with Hayden or what she thinks about the whole Paris Hilton situation.

However, we're guessing if she ever hung out with Paris, Bruce Willis would kill her.

On a side note, while Hayden can operate a motor vehicle at 17, there are some things she can't legally do until August. What are we talking about? Ask Stephen Colletti.

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Hot-bodied jailbait princess Hayden Panettiere of Heroes and her beau, Stephen Colletti of Laguna Beach fame, were caught hand-in-hand heading to a matinee Monday.

Inside, they got closer still.

Hayden Panettiere in Lingerie

The twosome was spotted at The Grove cinema in L.A., where they locked lips and couldn't keep their hands off each other throughout a daytime screening of Shrek The Third.

That's right, PDA at a kiddie flick. The regulators had better bump up the rating to PG-13 at this particular theater. Some material may not be suitable for children!

This is just how Stephen Colletti rolls. Hey, the guy has dated Kristin Cavallari and Lauren Conrad … simultaneously. We're not about to question the man's game.

Hayden Panettiere was wearing a solid band on her engagement ring finger. Is Mr. Colletti ready to pop the question? Is there a lifetime commitment on the way for these two?

Hayden's BFF, Rumer Willis, was not available for comment. But think about it. Hayden can legally walk down the aisle when she turns 18 … in like 86 more days and 9 hours.

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We're talking about Hayden Panettiere and Rumer Willis.

They're, like, BFFs for life, which is probably a good thing, even though we make fun of them. Hey, either one could be friends with Lindsay Lohan.

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Maybe it's because summer is right around the corner. Maybe it's because they want to show the world what close friends they are. Whatever their reason, they were feeling yellow. Okay, we're moving on now.

Hayden Panettiere and her weird BFF shopped around Beverly Hills Wednesday, toting around some ginormous matching handbags and goggle sunglasses.

Let's just say that while we think Hayden is the finest underage thing under the sun, she could still use some fashion tips from Lauren Conrad.

Rumer, for her part, was sporting a perky and more Demi-Moore-ish haircut than we've seen in the past. She should really get Tallulah Willis to come hang out.

That's her mom. While Rumer still looks kinda weird, we have to prefer this look to the ones sported in the last two pictures we've posted of her with Hayden, in which Willis closely resembles Clark Kent and Marilyn Manson.

On the sidewalk, Rumer Willis and Hayden Panettiere were nearly toppled by the weight of their purses, but they managed to stay on their feet, and even managed to thrown in some giggles for celebrity gossip gawkers.

How nice!

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Underage babe-in-training Hayden Panettiere caught up with one of her goth freak friends of over Starbucks coffee and some shopping in West Hollywood, Calif., yesterday.

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Oh, wait, sorry, that's Rumer Willis! Man, she always seems to turn up. We can barely keep up with this girl and all her changing looks. In the past month alone, she's been mistaken for Michael Jackson and Clark Kent. Sexy!

While both Rumer and Hayden have been seen in provocative pictures lately, they certainly seem to be a mismatched pair of pals. But it could be worse, we suppose - either could be friends with that tramp Lindsay Lohan.

As for Hayden Panettiere's boyfriend, Stephen Colletti, well, he's only got 87 more days before he can legally be one of our Heroes. If you get what we're saying.

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Hayden Panettiere is barely old enough to drive.

Heck, for another 100-plus days, she can't even fornicate with boyfriend Stephen Colletti without subjecting the Laguna Beach alum to a prison term.

Immature But Hot

But that doesn't mean the 17-year old TV cutie isn't wise beyond her years. In an impromptu interview with TMZ, she dished out some advice for avoiding a jail sentence like Paris Hilton was just served with.

Out and about in New York City, Hayden Panettiere was momentarily flustered when she was asked what she thought about the slutty socialite's jail sentence.

But instead of commenting on the situation, our beloved cheerleader launched into full public service announcement mode, telling the cameraman:

"Don't drink and drive … or drive without a license!"

Sage advice, indeed. Meanwhile, in L.A., Sons of Hollywood star David Weintraub and one of his gal pals had the best tip for Paris:

"Get a driver!"

Seriously, why didn't Paris think of that? Think she can afford it? David's bud, Sean Stewart, a law-defying alcoholic in his own right, couldn't be reached for comment. 

Other Team Paris players at Mr. Chow last night included Paris' aunt, Kyle, as well as Full House hottie Lori Laughlin and former baller of the Los Angeles Lakers (and Vanessa Williams) Rick Fox, who stated simply:

"No one should go to jail, man."

A noble statement, Rick. One Tom Sizemore certainly agrees with. Anyway, it was clear that just about everyone interviewed by TMZ in L.A. last night relished the chance to rail against the judge tossing Paris in the can.

We'd give him an earful, too - she (like Jason Wahler) should be going away for a hell of a lot longer, and not to some minimum security resort like she's headed for, but to a federal, pound-me-in-the-a$$ prison.

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The last time we saw Hayden Panettiere out and about with Rumer Willis, who she is apparently pals with, we couldn't help but note how sexy she is.

We mean Hayden Panettiere.

Hottie Hayden

We noted that Rumer looks quite a bit like Jay Leno… with a touch of Michael Jackson thrown in there. While it's good to see Lindsay Lohan's former personal assistant is still alive and kicking, we're not sure about her latest style choices… 

Dressed like Clark Kent from Superman, Bruce Willis‘ oldest daughter looks disguised and primed to stealthily sniff out all the latest in celebrity gossip. Hayden, meanwhile, is stuck sniffing Rumer's cigarette. Gross!

Here's hoping that the next time Hayden and Stephen Colletti go out on a date, they leave the weird-looking third-wheel at home.

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Hayden Panettiere is frickin' hot.

Yes, we feel dirty for saying it, knowing full well that the Heroes actress is merely 17.

But the British edition of FHM named her 6th in its list of the sexiest women alive, and you know her boyfriend, Stephen Colletti, would put her even higher.

Besides, Hayden's the one teasing us with photos of rampant girl-on-girl action. So we're letting ourselves off the hook.

Hayden and Stephen Colletti, 21, were spotted out and about the other day, as the young Hollywood lovebirds landed at Urth Caffe on Melrose Avenue, canoodling and necking their way through a lunch on the patio. 

With one egregious PDA after another, it became abundantly clear to the other patrons at the establishment that the former Laguna Beach star wants desperately to "save the cheerleader" if you know what we're saying.

We're saying he wants to possibly bend her over, as Akon would say.

Anyway, we can only wonder if Stephen can hold out another 110 more days (and 14 hours) before it becomes legal to close the deal. Or if he did the same with his ex-girlfriend, Kristin Cavallari, back in high school.

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An anagram is a type of word play, a result of rearranging the letters of a word or group of words to produce other words, using all original letters exactly once. It's amazing what kind of hidden meanings one can find in a name... for better or for worse.

The names of celebrity gossip mainstays and other noteworthy folk can be worked around to mean any number of things, ranging from the strangely appropriate ...

Old Skool Britney

Brangelina = Brain angle
Hayden Panettiere = Penitent, dear? Yeah.
Kim Kardashian = I am a kind shark
Simon Cowell = "Lemon, I scowl!"
Olivia Mojica = Ciao, I'm jovial.
Kevin Federline = Keen, fine drivel
George Walker Bush = Blush, war ogre geek!
Mario Lavandeira = I am a liar and over
Dustin Diamond = Undid saintdom

... to the highly amusing ...

Christopher Ivery = Oh, rich perversity
Anna Nicole Smith = Slim, innocent: Aha!
Calvin Broadus (a.k.a Snoop Dogg) = Good spark, unsocial vagabond
Stefani Schaeffer = Fat, fish-face sneer
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty = OK, mastered spotted hyena
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes = Hedonist miracles make out
Miss USA Tara Conner = Urinates on sarcasm

... to the purely nonsensical ...

Alec Baldwin = Nice bad wall!
Maksim Chmerkovskiy
= Hmm... is maverick sky OK?
Crazy Joe Simpson = Spicy major zones
Sanjaya Malakar = Am lanky as a jar
Jayden James Federline = Sanely jeered jam fiend
Kingston James McGregor Rossdale = Good morning! Crassest jerks gleam
Kristin Cavallari = Trivia link rascal

... to the suggestive and lewd ...

Axl Rose = Oral sex
Mel Gibson = Big melons
Lauren Conrad = Rude on carnal
Peter Sarsgaard = Grr (as a pederast)!
Michael Jackson = Manacle his jock
Madonna Louise Ciccone = Occasional nude income
President Clinton of the USA = To copulate, he finds interns

... to our personal favorites ...

Britney Spears = Best PR in years
Victoria Beckham = Am abortive chick
The Hollywood Gossip = God! Whoops! Hostilely!

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British readers of FHM recently voted Hayden Panettiere #6 on their Sexiest Women Alive list... despite the fact that the Heroes actress is only 17.

Sure, she's cute, and her TV cheerleader uniform begs for attention. But placing an underage starlet high on what essentially is a "what chicks do you most want to see involved in some tawdry, possibly nude girl-on-girl action" list seems a little weird, doesn't it?

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After all, she's not of legal age for another 116 days and 9 hours. We're guessing. Really.

We'd love to get Stephen Colletti's thoughts on the matter. The former star of MTV's Laguna Beach (and boyfriend of the even hotter, and more legal Kristin Cavallari) has been dating Hayden since last year.

We're sure Hayden has great brains and personality, but what's it like knowing you can't legally hit that, Steve?

Hayden can at least take solace that she beat her nemesis Lindsay Lohan on the list... and that she isn't getting punked... at least we don't think she is.

And maybe we should give the Brits a break. Apparently, the age for legal content in the UK is 16. So this post is pretty much pointless.

Oh well, at least you got to see another Hayden Panettiere photo, right?

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Hayden Panettiere is a busy young woman.

She licks other girls' boobs, she spends time with Stephen Colletti, she melts the hearts of teenage men around the world and she attends parties with Lauren Conrad. It can be a stressful life.

Pink Panettiere

Fortunately, Hayden took time out of her schedule - while making sure no one dared refer to her as Lindsay Lohan - and hit the town with another beautiful Heroes co-star.

Decked out in yellow, Ali Larter is gorgeous enough to almost make you forget about Panettiere... and the fact that she turns 18 in 117 days, 10 hours and 27 minutes.

These two certainly make quite the pair. We had no idea that Ali was so tall, though. She's almost pulling a Brooke Hogan on poor little Hayden.

Hayden Panettiere Biography

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Birthplace
Palisades, New York
Full Name
Hayden Leslie Panettiere
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