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Two of the most beautiful women on the planet celebrate birthdays today.

There's Mila Kunis, who is rumored to be dating former That 70s Show costar Ashton Kutcher and who is now 29. We'd love to see her totally naked, you know?

And then there's Halle Berry, who is engaged to actor Olivier Martinez and who owes baby daddy Gabriel Aubry a ton of money each month. She's now 46.

Compare these stunners below and answer the all-important question: To which birthday gal would you prefer to give it?

And the Winner is?

Mila Kunis or Halle Berry? Good luck deciding between these beauties for your bed, fellas! View Poll »

Also turning a year older on August 14: Tim Tebow (25), Magic Johnson (53) and Steve Martin (67).

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Look out, Halle Berry. Kim Kardashian is coming after your former lover...

... and current daughter!

Following confirmation that Kim is, indeed, dating Berry's ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry, In Touch Weekly has taken the next logical step, running a cover story that claims these two are discussing marriage and supposedly quoting Kardashian as saying that she'll be a great stepmom to little Nahla.

We wouldn't chance it, Halle. Enter the tyke in witness protection ASAP!

Tormented by Kim!

Based on this cover, we have to ask: Who would you rather...

 

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There were many winners at the 2010 Golden Globe Awards.

Mad Men took home the prize for Best TV Drama; both of Dexter's male leads from season four earned trophies; and Avatar was named Best Picture.

But there was one undisputed champion on the night: men everywhere!

Cases of cleavage in point: Halle Berry and Mariah Carey. Each beauty held nothing back on the red carpet. Or, perhaps we should say, they held almost everything back when it came to covering up their breasts.

Ogle the actress and the singer below and then answer the pressing question that follows these breast-acular pictures...

  • Berry's Boobs
  • Carey's Cleavage

Who would you prefer to plow?

 

Halle Berry Biography

Sexiest Woman Alive Halle Berry is the epitome of beauty. She's also an Oscar-winning actress and mother to adorable daughter Nahla. The star dated... More »
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