by Free Britney at . Comments

Last week, Hailey Glassman told Steppin' Out magazine that her ex-beau Jon Gosselin's penis is "tiny, tiny, tiny." Not a lot of room for interpretation there.

It looks like she's not alone in her assessment, either.

According to Us Weekly, Jon's former wife Kate Gosselin had a somewhat different, but similarly critical way of referring to his manhood, or lack thereof:

"Stubby."

Imagery we do not need on a sleep-deprived Monday morning.

The former Mr. & Mrs. Stubby in happier times.

According to a family source, Kate would joke with friends and family about Jon's genital shortcomings, and even called him "Stubby" to his face to mock him.

Sounds like something that grating nag would do.

Jon is currently getting cozy with new girlfriend Morgan Christie, who has yet to comment on the size of Lil' Jon. We give it a couple of weeks, but no more.

Over the weekend we Tweeted at Hailey Glassman, who Jon dated post-Kate and pre-Morgan, about her recent comments and got the response seen below.

No one can accuse her of lacking a sense of humor ... in fact, with an analogy like that, she might make a terrific content writer at The Hollywood Gossip ...

Hailey G. Tweetz

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Considering the shady exploitation of his children, and the flaunting of relationships so soon after separating from his wife, this seems impossible to believe.

But Hailey Glassman swears it's true: Jon Gosselin's penis is even smaller than his capacity to care about anyone but himself.

Kate Major, Jon Gosselin

In a revealing interview with Steppin Out, the 23-year old does not speak favorably about her ex-boyfriend's manhood. She says:

"He was so small I didn't think he would cheat on me... He's hung like a nine-year-old boy. I'm serious. This is true."

How tiny does Hailey claim Jon measures? "3 inches."

The only thing funnier than Hailey Glassman's statement on Jon Gosselin's penis size? Her attempt to look sexy in this photo.

Glassman and Gosselin didn't exactly part ways in an amicable fashion, of course.

They broke up in December and Hailey has many reasons to lie about the reality show dad's minute girth, considering he's moved on to Morgan Christie.

Last month, Hailey warned Morgan to run far away from her new man, telling her replacement that Jon will likely screw her in the same way he screwed Glassman: with a tiny penis, and by taking her money.

by Free Britney at . Comments

In news only slightly less weird and relevant than Rachel Uchitel being hired by Extra, Jon Gosselin's ex Hailey Glassman is throwing a huge 23rd birthday bash in NYC.

Hailey, whose big day is February 19, pokes fun at the age difference between her and Jon on her party invitation, titled "Black out or get out." We don't really get it.

She sent the invite to more than 3,000 people on Facebook.

"Come out and party for my 23rd. I may be turning 23, but I feel like 32. Come help me remember what it's like to be 23, aka young and fabulous again," she writes.

The newly single Hailey Glassman just wrapped a photo shoot for Steppin' Out magazine and is all ready to party next week at Quo, one of the city's hottest sports.

The venue has hosted celebs like Lindsay Lohan, Gwen Stefani, and Diddy in the past. She assures invitees the "real Hailey" is back. So ... this is the fake Hailey?

Hard Ass Hailey

Hailey Glassman wants you to come party! Girl fashions herself as kind of a bad ass ... and she definitely is a loose cannon. Definitely in Jon Gosselin's league.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Morgan Christie is dating Jon Gosselin for some reason.

The 25-year-old Connecticut native began seeing Jon after meeting him skiing in Utah, right after the divorcee broke up with his first rebound fling, Hailey Glassman.

One thing Morgan and Hailey have in common? They're families aren't poor! “You know what I have to say to her? Tag, you’re it!” Glassman said of her replacement.

“Congratulations for finding yet another young girl with a rich family,” Hailey facetiously said of Jon. “I hope that he marries her so he can pay me my money back.”

Jon Gosselin, Hailey Glassman Picture

Hailey Glassman and Jon Gosselin dated last year.

“He did the exact same thing to me and my family. He was living with us if you recall. I wish him all the best, but any tears I shed for him now are tears of joy.”

The ski trip upon which Jon and Morgan became a thing reportedly prompted Glassman to call him out Jon on Twitter for claiming he was with his grandmother.

Jon and Morgan are reportedly living together, and he's already met her family. Don't expect Hailey to shed tears of regret. She's been there and done that.

Her previous advice to Jon? To get off his ass. No argument there.

Jon's new girlfriend Morgan Christie. You're nuts, Morgan.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Looks like reports from earlier this week about Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman still being at odds were true, based on the latter's recent Twitter tirade.

After laying low for several weeks, the douchebag's ex-girlfriend tore into him this morning on her Twitter page, telling the father of eight to get a job.

Hailey Glassman Tweets from a few hours ago:

  • JG get off ur ass or whoever is riding u - lol - Stop watching Law and Order N get a job so u can pay 4 ur fam+pay me back the money I loaned u!
  • Finally other people (NYPD) can see through the "textbook sociopaths" (Google sociopath aka JG) lies ... lol - sorry I couldn't hold it in anymore.

Wow. She's right, dude has many a mouth to feed. Plus, Law & Order is on all the time. Jon doesn't actually come up when you Google "sociopath," sadly.

Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin Picture

Jon and Hailey in less hostile, violent times.

These unsubtle comments are clear references to the money Hailey says Jon owes her, and the fact that New York police investigating the "ransacking" of Jon Gosselin's apartment now believe the event may have been a publicity stunt.

In particular, a large Japanese chef's knife pinning a note - allegedly signed by Hailey - to Jon's dresser strikes NYPD investigators as potentially staged.

"The more cops have looked into it, the more they feel like it was a publicity stunt," a police source said. "They absolutely think the knife part is B.S."

Despite the skepticism, the case remains open. A criminal complaint was filed after Jon said he found his New York apartment ransacked December 26.

Jon, who was rumored to be with new piece Morgan Christie at the time, blamed Hailey right off the bat. His lawyer boasted that she'd go to jail for it.

The events, whichever version of which you are inclined to believe, occurred as Hailey moved out of the apartment they shared and the couple split.

by Free Britney at . Comments

It looks like talk of a truce between Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman may have been premature. These two really don't seem like fans of one another.

Despite plans for the warring parties to sit down and settle their differences over Jon's recent apartment trashing, it looks like that's now off the table.

According to Radar Online, Jon changed his mind and wants to prosecute Hailey Glassman for trashing his NYC apartment and destroying his property.

Both sides said last week they were going to meet and try to resolve their differences, but Jon has decided he does not want to let Hailey off the hook.

He says she ransacked his apartment, stole items and left a note speared to his dresser with a butcher knife. Hailey alleges that Jon roughed her up.

New York police are still investigating the situation.

  • Dressed For Success
  • Boxing Ref

Peace talks between these warring parties are off for now.

Hailey Glassman's lawyer confirmed the new development in the peace talks failing through: "They never called, so we are moving forward," she said.

Jon's attorney Mark Heller was with investigators this past Friday as they inspected the apartment, which he found ransacked shortly after Christmas.

Reportedly, a Japanese chef's knife speared through a note and stuck into the top of his dresser appears in a photo taken of the New York residence.

In other news, Morgan Christie is apparently dating Jon for reasons unknown. Her relationship with the douchebag may have prompted Hailey's rage.

That's just us speculating, mind you, but he started dating her around when his pad got trashed, and she was supposedly with him when he found it.

Makes you think ...

by Free Britney at . Comments

Will Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman will sit down with their lawyers to work out their issues and avoid both a legal battle and lengthy, public war of words?

That would be uncharacteristically mature and smart.

Nevertheless, that's the rumor going around. Now, after days of mudslinging and trading accusations, the two sides are apparently willing to attempt a truce.

Her attorney Stephanie Ovadia said that "Hailey Glassman, Jon, myself and (Jon’s lawyer Mark Heller) decided to privately sit down and discuss the matter." 

"We are going to discuss a resolution.”

Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin Picture

Jon and Hailey in happier times.

Hailey Glassman has accused Jon of pushing her against a wall. Jon accuses her of ransacking his NYC pad. Both claims are being investigated by the NYPD.

Jon has said he returned to his New York apartment after Christmas and found it ransacked, his belongs slashed with a knife and many items just missing.

Hailey’s attorney admitted that Jon’s ex-girlfriend, who shared the apartment with him, took the TV and other items, but said those items belonged to her.

She denies any vandalism took place.

Loudmouth Mark Heller confirmed that Hailey's camp reached out to him about meeting to resolve the matter with Jon and that it would happen soon.

by Free Britney at . Comments

We know former lovers Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman didn't exactly part ways on the best of terms - but was there a physical altercation involved?

The New York Post seems to think so, and you have to wonder if things were worse than imagined, possibly leading to his apartment getting trashed.

A source says Jon slammed Hailey against the wall of their NYC pad after he saw a photo of her kissing Celebrity Boxing promoter Damon Feldman.

There was also a report of Jon pseudo-stalking her that night.

"That picture started the whole thing, a picture of her kissing another man," a source said of Feldman, who hooked up with Hailey a few weeks ago.

Hails

Did Jon and Hailey's arguments turn physical?

Earlier, Hailey Glassman "found out he was cheating on her. She told him it was over," the source added. She moved out in the middle of last week.

Glassman filed a harassment complaint with the NYPD, saying "she was pushed against [a] wall" on December 20 and verbally abused by Gosselin.

That allegation is under investigation by the police.

"The document speaks for itself," said Glassman's lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia. Jon's lawyer, Mark Heller, responded that "Jon is a lover, not a fighter."

Heller also noted, like a total idiot, that "he's been rumored to steal a kiss here and there, but he's never been accused of landing a sucker punch."

by Free Britney at . Comments

Denying reports that he staged a break-in at his New York apartment, Jon Gosselin was there for about one minute before leaving to report it, he says.

"He is going to be clocked by that surveillance camera going into his building," his loudmouth lawyer, Mark Heller, said, noting that he left immediately.

Sixty seconds after Jon Gosselin went in, “he comes down to talk to management. It’s all on tape. He couldn’t have done that damage in 60 seconds."

His ex-girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, has been questioned by police in connection with the Saturday incident and her parents have also spoken to cops.

Hailey moved out last week of the apartment they shared, and her attorney says she did remove items, including a TV, but that the items were hers.

That doesn't explain the place getting trashed, Jon's clothes getting slashed, the valuables being smashed, or word "cheater" carved into the bed.

WILD THING: Did Hailey Glassman go nuts on Jon Gosselin's apartment?

Some of Jon’s clothing was slashed, a Ming vase was broken and a note bearing the name Hailey Glassman was speared to the dresser with a knife.

Hailey’s lawyer says she had nothing to do with it, but Heller insists she did, and "the forensics evidence will back up" that she's a knife-wielding maniac.

Driving home his point, he said: She (Hailey) is looking at felony charges in my opinion ... and if she is convicted she is definitely doing jail time."

“I mean taking a butcher knife and cutting expensive items, breaking a family heirloom ...  give me a break. I don’t know how you can cut her slack."

Maybe not, but by the lack of charges being pressed against Hailey, the legal system is giving her the benefit of the doubt, at least for the time being.

You do have to wonder, though. If Jon didn't stage the vandalism, did someone else trash his place and attempt to frame her? Who else could get in?

by Free Britney at . Comments

Hailey Glassman's new love interest, boxing promoter Damon Feldman, believes Jon Gosselin set her up after his New York City apartment got trashed.

Glassman, Jon's ex, moved out of the apartment she shared with Jon last week. Her lawyer admits that Hailey removed her belongings at some point.

The apartment was absolutely ransacked, however, something Hailey says she had nothing to do with, and Feldman says she's not even capable of.

“I spoke with Hailey a week ago and she was pretty depressed about the whole situation [with Jon]," Damon said. “In my opinion she was set up."

"She was definitely over the guy and had already made arrangements with delivery trucks to remove her possessions before the incident went down."

“Hailey may act young and foolish at times but she comes from a really good family and I don’t think she’s the type of person to smash up a place."

Damon Feldman Picture

Damon Feldman and Hailey Glassman. [Photo: Splash News Online]

The Glassman-Gosselin relationship took a bizarre twist the day after Christmas after the reality dad called police and said he found his apartment in tatters.

Items were missing, clothing and other items were slashed, and a note he claimed was from Hailey Glassman was speared to a wooden dresser with a knife.

Gosselin’s attorney, Mark Heller, said unequivocally that that Glassman would be going to jail as a result of the incident, but her lawyer says she's not guilty.

Stephanie Ovadia insists Glassman simply removed her stuff last week and didn't trash anything. The implication is that Jon - or someone - is framing her.

We guess we wouldn't put it past Jon to stage the break-in as a publicity stunt, but if Hailey didn't do it, who else had both the means and the motive here?

Damon Feldman, who was rumored to be involved with her lately, says "things seem to have gotten out of hand but I believe Hailey just wants to move on."

Hailey Glassman Biography

Hailey Glassman Photo Hailey Glassman became Jon Gosselin's new plaything after he divorced wife Kate in mid-2009. Prior to Hailey Glassman, Jon was doing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Nyack, New York
Full Name
Hailey Glassman
× Close Ad