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When the world first learned that Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are dating, it was widely assumed that it would prove to be a short-lived rebound hookup.

Now, however, it looks as though Martin-Lawrence is actually a thing. Last week, Lawrence met Martin's kids, and shortly thereafter, he endured that most painful of new relationship rites of passage - meeting the parents.

  • Jennifer Lawrence in New York
  • Chris Martin: Shocked!

Yes, the 27-tear-old Coldplay singer spent some time with the folks who brought J-Law into the world. In fact, he hung out with several generations of Lawrences, and he apparently made quite an impression on Jen's grandparents.

"We will have to get another chair for the table at Christmas!" Jen's grandma gushed to The Daily Mail. "The family is getting so big, we might have to split up gatherings."

That's right - the Lawrences are already counting Chris as one of the family.

And it seems he's not the only one who's easily winning over his new boo's inner circle:

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Recently, Martha Stewart dissed Gwyneth Paltrow in an interview, thus reminding the world once and for all that she may be all about seasonal wreaths and decorative window eggs, but if you step on her turf, she'll open your jugular with a pair of pruning shears. 

Paltrow pretended to take it as a compliment, claiming that she was proud Stewart thought of her as competition.

It was the sort of passive-aggressive trash talk you might expect from the woman who coined the phrase "conscious uncoupling," and now Stewart is firing back as only Martha Stewart can:

Martha Stewart Gwyneth Paltrow Diss

That's a recipe from the latest issue of Martha Stewart Living, and yes, it's titled "Conscious Coupling." Better yet, the intro is crammed with subtle shots at Gwinnie:

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Now that Gwyneth Paltrow is through consciously uncoupling with Chris Martin, she's officially in the market for some new A-list arm candy.

Given, Gwinnie's insanely inflated sense of self-importance, we probably shouldn't be surprised that she's gone full-Lewinsky and set her sights on the highest office in the land for some truly historic bow-chicka-wow-wow.

  • Gwyneth Paltrow Stands UP
  • Obama at the White House Correspondents' Dinner

It all started when Paltrow hosted a fundraiser for the Democratic party yesterday, in preparation for next month's midterm elections.

President Obama attended the festivities and, of course, with her ex dating Jennifer Lawrence, Paltrow couldn't simply meet the POTUS. No, she had to try and seduce him into forming a more perfect union, if ya know what we mean:

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The latest issue of Vanity Fair contains an interview with Jennifer Lawrence that's already provided us with plenty of gems.

In the first released excerpt, the actress eloquently offered her first public comments on the nude photo scandal that affected hundreds of female celebs.

Jennifer Lawrence Vanity Fair Cover Photo

Lawrence's "my body, my choice," statement may well prove to be a battle cry for women who are violated by hackers in the future.

The next round of quotes revealed that Lawrence loves Real Housewives series, which of course would've made us fall in love with her if we hadn't already. (Jen, anytime you wanna watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online, holler at us!)

Now that we've had our first look at the entire interview, we're able to say with certainty that - just as we suspected - there's no end to Jen's loveliness. Peep out this bit about food, for example:

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Last month, Martha Stewart dissed Gwyneth Paltrow in an interview, saying that the actress-turned-lifestyle-guru should stick to the big screen and leave the party planning to the pros.

After weeks of jotting down potential comebacks with her organic squid ink fountain pen, Paltrow has finally responded:

  • Gwyneth Paltrow Stands UP
  • Martha Stewart in NYC

"If I'm really honest, I'm so psyched that she sees us as competition," Paltrow said when asked about Stewart recently. "I'm so psyched. I really am."

That excitement might be a bit premature, as Martha never actually said that she considers Gwinnie to be competition. 

Her exact quote was, "She just needs to be quiet - she's a movie star...If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn't be trying to be Martha Stewart."

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It's been six months since it began, but the "conscious uncoupling" of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin just keeps getting weirder.

Yes, even though Martin is dating Jennifer Lawrence now, he still remains freakishly close with Paltrow.

  • Gwyneth Paltrow Stands UP
  • Chris Martin in London
  • Jennifer Lawrence at X-Men Premiere

So close, in fact, that he threw his ex a birthday cocktail party last week and invited all of her famous friends!

Celebrating your estranged wife's birthday party with her all her BFFs and your new girlfriend might sound like a nightmare, but that's only because peasants like you and me just aren't as enlightened as the Chris and Gwinnie.

Not only did they manage to spend the evening drinking under the same roof without the cops being called, Martin and Paltrow reportedly ignored the other guests in order to hang out with another!

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It's not easy to come to terms with the fact that we're living in a world in which Jennifer Lawrence is dating Chris Martin, but the more we hear, the more it becomes apparent that not only are these two together, they're getting serious.

Yes, Martin-Lawrence (or Law-Mart, if you prefer) is definitely a thing, and while millions of men might be upset that Lawrence is off the market, no one's been hit harder by the news than Gwyneth Paltrow.

  • Chris Martin in London
  • Jennifer Lawrence at Cannes
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Stands UP

Sure, sources say Gwyneth is cool with Martin dating Lawrence, but it must sting a bit to see your ex moving on so quickly with a woman 17 years your junior who has so very much to offer.

Lawrence is an Oscar winner, she plays the lead in one of the most successful movie franchises in history, and her leaked nude photos broke the Internet.

We could list the many, many virtues of Jennifer Lawrence all day, but it still wouldn't upset Gwyneth as much as the fact that Jen may soon be spending time with Paltrow-Martin children:

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Two high profile couples are headed for divorce.

Earlier this week, Kris Jenner filed to legally split from Bruce Jenner; while, earlier today, Amber Rose ended her marriage to Wiz Khalifa.

Can you guess which official break up too us more by surprise? Hint: It's not the one with two people who have had separate bank accounts and separates residences for years and months now, respectively.

But Amber and Wiz?!?

Rose just referred to Khalifa as her "sweetheart" in a Happy Birthday message on September 9! She Twerked up a storm in celebration of his recent album success! She wished for many more years to come on their one-year anniversary in August!

And now, just like that... it's over. 

Where did the relationship go wrong? We may never know. But where does it rank on a rundown of all-time shocking celebrity divorces? That we can debate and ponder. Click through a handful of candidates below:

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have twins together and also had a great life together. But then it all fell apart.

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Welcome back, readers, to The Week of Random Feuds.

First, Charlie Sheen beefed with LeSean McCoy over the latter leaving a .20 cent tip on a $67 bill in Philadelphia.

Then, Mayim Bialik called out Ariana Grande for posing in lingerie and selling sex to impressionable children.

Now, in an interview with in an interview with Net-a-Porter's magazine, Martha Stewart has pointed words for Gwyneth Paltrow.

  • Martha Stewart in NYC
  • Gwyneth Paltrow Stands UP

"She just needs to be quiet. She's a movie star," Stewart said. "If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn't be trying to be Martha Stewart."

Whoa! Shade totally thrown!

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In case you somehow managed to miss it, nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence leaked online over the weekend.

We recently learned that Lawrence and Chris Martin are dating, so many assumed that Martin was there for Lawrence in the wake of the scandal.

  • Jennifer Lawrence at X-Men Premiere
  • Chris Martin in London

It turns out that wasn't the case, however, as Martin was apparently spending the holiday weekend with his ex-wife, Gwyneth Paltrow.

You may remember that Martin and Paltrow "consciously uncoupled" back in March and have since enjoyed the most amicable split in the history of breakups.

It's been so friendly, in fact, that there have been countless rumors that Martin and Paltrow are getting back together.

So needless to say, J-Law was probably less than thrilled with the fact that her new boyfriend was hanging with his ex when she suddenly found herself at the heart of a scandal.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Biography

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Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes

I've learned more about myself being married than anything else. I hate to say, "We've got it worked out," because you never know what's going to happen, but we laugh, we're good friends, we like to do the same stuff.

Gwyneth Paltrow

It's hard being married. You go through great times, you go through terrible times. We're the same as any couple.

Gwyneth Paltrow
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