Grady Sizemore

Somewhere, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene are sharing a laugh at Grady Sizemore's expense.

The Cleveland Indians centerfielder is the latest celebrity to have racy photos of himself leaked online, as well as the latest to make the mistake of calling attention to said photos by taking legal action against those that have posted them.

According to Sizemore, the pics were intended solely for his ex-girlfriend, Playboy playmate Brittany Binger. Shockingly, though, they found their way onto the Internet.

"These pictures were stolen illegally from my girlfriend's e-mail," Sizemore told The Cleveland Plain Dealer over the weekend. "It's now a legal matter that is under investigation. I can't say anything more."

Sizemore should really stick to hitting home runs and stealing bases. PR clearly isn't his strong suit.

The All-Star's legal actions have simply allowed this story to grow into national news. Heck, Indians General Manager Mark Shapiro was even asked about the situation and said the team will "look into it."

It's nice to know the sport that turned a blind eye to decades of steroid use now has online investigators tracking down non-nude Grady Sizemore pictures.

The Bud Selig era in a nutshell, folks.

While the Tiger Woods affair and subsequent car accident may have sports fans feeling distraught these days, at least Grady Sizemore is around to lighten the mood.

The Cleveland Indians centerfielder, known as one of baseball's preeminent five-tool players, comes close to showing off his sixth tool in a series of recently-released photos.

Reportedly, they were meant for ex-girlfriend Brittany Binger, a Playboy model. As Vanessa Hudgens, Carrie Prejean and countless others know, however, these types of pictures always get out.

It's nice to see the shoe on the other, naked foot, isn't it, ladies? Click to enlarge - and enjoy...

A gap hitter, Grady Sizemore could likely get to at least third base with many women around the world!