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Gordon Ramsay may be giving us some bedroom nightmares in the near future.

According to Sarah Symonds - the mistress who reportedly had an affair with the celebrity chef and even wrote a book about the fling - the Metropolitan Police recently contacted her following their investigation into the News Of The World phone hacking scandal of 2011.

For what possible reason?!?

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"They found sensitive information on Gordon and me, including tapes and transcripts of our personal meetings towards the end of our affair in 2008, and intimate phone conversations and voice mails," Symonds tells Star magazine, adding of her supposedly biggest nightmare:

"I know from a source that there is a sex tape, too, I wonder if the police have found it though, and if so what happens to it? I am desperately trying to find out."

Hopefully the cops discovered the video and have burned it. A Gordan Ramsay sex tape?!? That's a dish best served... never.

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Percy Foster, a dwarf porn star who was a dead ringer for Gordon Ramsay, was found dead in a badger den in the U.K. Seriously, this is a real story.

The star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go (again, seriously) was discovered partially eaten "deep in an underground chamber."

UK Ministry of Agriculture experts running a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, Wales, happened upon the 3'6" actor, reports indicate.

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Gordon Ramsay has nothing at all to do with this story.

Investigators have not yet ruled out the possibility of suicide.

"Percy was a little guy with big problems," said one producer. "He was doing well but under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry."

In a recent interview, the 35-year-old Percy revealed his delight at being compared to Ramsay. Alas, he won't get to live out his dream any longer.

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Forget Hell's Kitchen. Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay is living through Hell's Bedroom.

An affair between the reality TV star and fame-mongering mistress Sarah Symonds came to light this summer, mostly because the latter announced her plans to write a book about the relationship. (She's already the author of "Having An Affair? - A Handbook for the Other Woman.")

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Now, Symonds has taken the unusual, hilarious, condescending step of actually reaching out to Tana Ramsay, Gordon's scorned wife.

In an open letter on her website, Symonds refers to herself as an "Infidelity Analyst" and tells Tana to "stand up for herself." It gets so much better:

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If you think Gordon Ramsay gets angry at a contestant on Hell's Kitchen, imagine how this reality star will react when he reads "Memoirs of a Mistress: My Time With Britain's Most Fiery Chef!."

That's the title of the upcoming Sarah Symonds biography, in which Great Britain's version of Rachel Uchitel exposes the details of an alleged affair she carried on with Ramsay.

“I plan to set the record straight,” Symonds told Radar Online, giving us a great example of what she means:

“The fact is that Gordon and I had a long relationship, before he became this fame-ravaged, foul-mouthed monster he is today... Gordon’s time was always so limited when we met, so there was a reason why I called him ‘Flash Gordon’ in the bedroom."

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Symonds adds that "the book is packed with hilarious escapades, great fun, great sex and great arguments."

Incredibly, this won't be the first time the promiscuous female has penned an affair-based memoir. She previously wrote "Having An Affair? A Handbook For The Other Woman," which followed a fling with British author and politician Jeffrey Archer.

Somewhere, Michelle McGee is wishing she had thought of that title first.

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