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We've been hearing the rumors.

Beginning in late July, people began speculating that George Clooney was seeing Elisabetta Canalis nude. This was pretty much established as (lucky) fact.

Elisabetta Canalis Photo

Well, now he's gone public with his new flame, putting any doubts to rest.

Well, going public is a stretch. They keep a low profile, but aren't hiding.

Here's George Clooney with his (bandaged) arm around her in Italy:

The day before the premiere of his movie, Men Who Stare at Goats, the couple made an arrival at the Venice Film Festival in the famed European city.

Italian papers gushed over the pair they're calling "the next Brangelina."

That's a tad premature, as there's no good nickname potential (Canalooney? Gebetta?) and they haven't created many kids and become the subject of constant cheating rumors, but it's an apt comparison in terms of beauty.

In any case, Clooney and the woman better known to local media as "La Canalis" or simply "Eli" have been inseparable the past three weeks.

Clooney was introduced to his new love interest in Rome, but apparently "carried a torch for Eli" even while still dating now-ex Sarah Larson.

Larson became the first girlfriend to accompany the perpetual bachelor and ladies' man to the Oscars. Will Elisabetta Canalis be the next?!

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Dreams can come true, they can happen to you, if you're young and drop dead gorgeous...

According to a reliable source - private chef Michele Gargani - Elisabetta Canalis isn't exactly dating George Clooney by accident; the Italian model has had her sights set on the movie star since 2007, when she first saw him in person.

Steve-O and Elisabetta Canalis

“Elisabetta was with a group of friends, and they were all speaking Italian,” Gargani told In Touch Weekly. “She went on and on about how she loved being in Hollywood, but that her dream was to meet and date George Clooney.”

For many men out there, the dream is to see Elisabetta Canalis nude. This can be accomplished by renting the 2007 movie Virgin Territory. She portrays a topless nun in it.

You're welcome, fellas.

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You better read this post quickly - because George Clooney may have moved on to a new woman by the time it's over.

For now, at least, the serial dater has snagged Italian beauty Elisabetta Canalis as his new gal pal.

The pair met in Italy, where resides for most of the year in a villa on Lake Como.

Canalis is a 30-year old actress that has played small roles in blockbuster comedies such as Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo and Virgin Territory. She also hosts the Italian version of Total Request Live.

Radar Online first reported the hook-up, and has provided a grainy photo of the new couple.

But we prefer this shot of Elisabetta Canalis, for two obvious reasons.

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Might George Clooney soon lose his title of The Planet's Most Eligible Bachelor?

Yes, if Lucy Wolvert has anything to say about it.

The aspiring model just started dating the actor last month, but is "totally smitten with George," a friend told tabloid The Globe. “They’ve started out casual, but things are moving fast and she’s told friends they’re planning to spend a large part of the summer together."

Beneath this gruff exterior, George Clooney knows how to please a woman.

Wolvert is also telling pals that she might move in with Clooney. It would be hard to blame her. After all:

“Besides being an amazing lover, Lucy says George is a true gentleman who really knows how to treat a lady," the source said. “Everyone’s just hoping it lasts and she doesn’t get her heart broken.”

What do you think, readers? Will this relationship last?

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With apologies to Andrew Firestone, Jason Mesnick and whatever random, hot dude ABC comes up with next, George Clooney is the true bachelor.

This hunky actor takes full advantage of his single status, dating whichever beautiful cocktail waitress comes his way, treating her well and then moving on when the fun is over.

A year after Clooney split from Sarah Larson, the star has reportedly hooked up with Miami-based waitress Lucy Wolvert, an aspiring model. Sources say the couple has been dating in secret for weeks, but Wolvert can no longer keep the relationship to herself.

"Her crush may have gotten the best of her. George asked Lucy to be discreet, but she's told friends and they've started talking," an insider told Us Weekly.

Wolvert previously dated Landon Lueck from The Real World: Philadelphia. It's safe to say Clooney is an upgrade.

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George Clooney has been romantically linked to actresses, cocktail waitresses and promiscuous wastes of oxygen.

But Fatima Bhutto would be the first Pakistani reporter ever involved with the gorgeous actor.

On the Red Carpet

According to that bastion of journalistic integrity, The National Enquirer, Clooney is smitten with the 26-year-old Bhutto, whose aunt, former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto, was assassinated in December 2007 by political opponents.

An anonymous source says:

"He’s still out there with his usual assortment of Hollywood eye-candy hanging from his arm. But George insists those days could be coming to an end if Fatima wants to take their relationship to the next level... George has courted her by phone and e-mail and arranged to meet her abroad when their schedules allowed it."

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George Clooney might be sleeping with Paris Hilton.

Figured we'd put that out there right away and let readers digest the revolting news.

According to Life & Style, the random pair dined at Hollywood restaurant Dan Tana's on December 20. They were joined for dinner by a group that included director Ridley Scott, Marvel Studios chairman David Maisel and Hilton's pretend BFF, Brittany Flickinger.

"It was an odd group for a dinner party," said a witness, making the understatement of the year.

The tabloid also reports that the night before this gathering, Clooney and Hilton enjoyed a more intimate tryst at the Whiskey Bar at the Sunset Marquis hotel in West Hollywood.

There's really no pun or witty line we can end this with that would make it any less shocking. For shame, George. For eternal shame.

Might George Clooney and Paris Hilton be dating? Might the world be coming to an end?

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The only thing stranger than the name of George Clooney's upcoming movie, Men Who Stare at Goats, is the look the actor has donned for it.

The most eligible bachelor on the planet may be risking his status as a stud muffin by donning a mustache for the 2010 movie, which is currently shooing in New Mexico.

Elisabetta Canalis and George Clooney Picture

Do you like the look?

 

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George Clooney and Krista Allen are a couple again.

According to The New York Daily News, the pair - who first dated in 2002 - is giving it another go. Clooney and Allen were together until March 2004... only to try a relationship again in 2006.

From there, of course, the actor dated Sarah Larson, but insiders say Krista was never far from his heart. Or vice versa.

"Krista has always been there for him. She admits she just can't get over him," said a friend.

Really, who could?

Krista Allen will try to tame George Clooney once again. Think she'll be successful?

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On a day when Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt announced their second fake engagement, another famous Hollywood couple has gone the opposite way.

We're sad to report that George Clooney and Sarah Larson have broken up.

Brad Pitt and George Clooney Wax Figures

While it had seemed as though this model had finally captured the heart of the world's most eligible bachelor, In Touch reports that the relationship wasn't meant to be.

"George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down," a source told the celebrity gossip tabloid.

It's not too late, George. Don't let Sarah Larson go! You two can still be Looney!