George Clooney

You can look forward to seeing George Clooney sitting on a motorcycle again in the future.

But the head chair in the Oval Office? Not so much.

"I ride a motorcycle when I'm home in Los Angeles," the actor, asked if his motorcycle days are over, answered in response to a reader's question in the new issue of Time magazine.

And, based on how solid of a relationship Clooney appears to have with Sarah Larson, you can expect to see her riding with him again down the line. And on top of him, of course.

"It's my main mode of transportation," Clooney said simply. "I've been riding for 30 years, and I've had three accidents, which isn't bad odds. I'll keep riding."

But what about running, George? As in, running the country?

Perhaps inspired by Brad Pitt's recent comment that when it came to running for President of the United States, "George should do it! He'd be quite good," Clooney said he'll leave that to Barack Obama, John McCain and other politicians.

"No," he said. "As an advocate, I can take a side and stand by it and not have to worry about ticking off some constituents who helped get me elected. I don't want all those kinds of strings attached."

The stud does, though, still have a cause he believes in, challenging all pundits to debate with him over the situation in Darfur.

No, Sarah Larson did not injure herself staring into the eyes of George Clooney.

Although any woman could understand how distracting that could be. The actor should come with a "Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery While Looking at Me" warning attached to his face.

Instead, Larson is shown here on crutches as a result of a motorcycle accident she and Clooney suffered through last week. But no major damage was done.

At least not compared to the itching and burning sensation Alex Vaggo is stuck with right about now.

A limp is a slight price to pay for Sarah Larson to be dating George Clooney. Here the happy couple is attending the premiere of Clooney's new movie, Michael Clayton.

George Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larson were hospitalized for injuries and treated Friday after the motorcycle they were riding was hit by a car in New Jersey.

Clooney, 46, suffered a hairline fracture of a rib and road rash, and Larson, 28, suffered a broken foot, says the actor's representative.

Both Clooney and Sarah Larson were treated at Palisades Medical Center in North Bergen, N.J. Both have since been released.

Clooney is in the New York area filming his new movie Burn After Reading, and has been spotted out with new gal pal Larson at restaurants.

Sarah Larson, who was originally thought to be named Sarah Lorraine, made her debut as his date at the Venice and Deauville film festivals this month.

A onetime Fear Factor winner, Sarah Larson now works as a cocktail waitress at Las Vegas' Moon nightclub in the Palms Casino Resort.

His film Ocean's Thirteen premiered there June 6.

They've reportedly been inseparable ever since Sarah Larson flew to France with Clooney on September 1 for the Deauville Film Festival.

The two also dined with Clooney pal Matt Damon, his wife Luciana and five other friends at the L'Auberge de l'Abbaye restaurant in Beaumont-en-Auge.

We may still be wondering if Hayden Panettiere is dating Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia, but there's no doubt about this anymore:

Sarah Larson and George Clooney are a couple.

The pair has been spotted holding hands yet again, this time in New York City. At this point, all that remains in naming them. Looney? Carson? Send us your best ideas!

Forget the enormous boobs on Lucy Pinder. Our favorite couple right now is George Clooney and Sarah Larson.

Sarah Lorraine has danced, a go-go, right into George Clooney's heart.

People magazine has relayed new information about the 28-year old spotted on the actor's arm earlier this week, prior to a dinner date the pair had with Matt Damon and his wife in France.

She's a former Fear Factor winner who works as a cocktail waitress and go-go dancer at Las Vegas's Moon nightclub in the Palms Casino Resort. She's pictured on the left in the shot below.

Meet Sarah Lorraine (left) the woman who has stolen George Clooney's heart. The identity of the woman on the right is unknown - but she may have stolen Jessica Simpson's breasts.

Clooney met Lorraine at the Ocean's Thirteen premiere party in Vegas on June 6. They've been getting jiggy with it - if you know what we mean! - ever since.

This is sad news for Monika Jakisic, of course, the model previously linked with this actor. But it's apparently great news for his friends. They love Sarah.

"She's really nice and generally liked by George's friends," a celebrity gossip source said.

Clooney "couldn't keep his hands off her" at Venice's Hotel Cipriani, site of the afterparty for Clooney's next film, Michael Clayton, according to an observer.

"At one point he just leaned over and kissed her on the lips," a witness said. "My God, she is stunning."

That she is. One might even refer to her as the anti-Amy Winehouse.

Monika Jakisic who?

A few weeks after celebrity gossip rumors said George Clooney was dating that foreign model, it appears as though the world's most eligible bachelor may be dating a different woman. Also a model. Obviously.

Seen here, the actor is out on the town in France with Sarah Lorraine. He and the beauty dined with Matt Damon and his wife over the weekend.

Sorry, Brookyn Decker. But Sara Lorraine may have bumped you out of celebrity news headlines as the hot, new, random girlfriend of the moment.

Has someone finally made an honest man of the world's most famous bachelor, George Clooney?

Seen here, Gorgeous George is helping Monika Jakisic off a chartered yacht in St. Tropez. Only 28, this British model looks to be about the sort of beauty that could tame the 46-year old Clooney.

The only remaining question is this: Will Jakisic walk down the aisle with this actor before Camila Alves can work her magic on another well-known single, Matthew McConaughey?

It's a race to the altar, people!

And don't think Ryan Piers Williams won't do all he can to win the battle by proposing to longtime girlfriend America Ferrera.

Many thanks to Us Weekly for this compilation:

"I was 11... just walked up to her and said, 'Hey, do you want to be my girlfriend?' And she said yes, and then I didn't talk to her for the rest of the school year because she was now my girlfriend, which I do continue that same pattern."
-- George Clooney on his first girlfriend

"I'm just stubborn, is basically it."
-- Sienna Miller on why she doesn't have a stylist

"Wait until you're 45 like me and you'll be having a hot flash during a talk show."
-- Rosie O'Donnell on Sienna Miller saying she feels old at 25

"They should name it 'Ellen Night,' and I'm not being egotistical, I'm being real."
-- Ellen DeGeneres, on changing the name of the Oscars

"As a teenager I really did not enjoy the way I looked... I was a teenager and I thought I was ugly."
-- Christina Ricci

"I actually feel a bit of compassion for [the contestants]. You're out there with your dreams, and your dreams are shattered by one comment. That's tough."
-- Sting, on American Idol

"It's weird when you watch women's tennis now with all the grunting and shouting. It's a bit like phone sex. So you have to be very careful not to get too excited."
-- Robin Williams on phone sex and tennis

"I made myself a check for $10 million four years before I actually got it. I postdated it Thanksgiving 1995, and I got it six months before."
-- Jim Carrey, on always knowing he'd be successful

"He was really sweet. I sort of hobbled around and moved from my crutches to his arms."
-- Michelle Williams, on falling for Heath Ledger after a knee injury

"Every day, I have daydreams: 'Today I'm going to move to Hawaii, write a book. The next day I'm like, 'F--k Hollywood. I'm going to be a travel writer.'"
-- Drew Barrymore

They make the pairing of Nick Lachey and Bruce Springstein look normal.

But that doesn't mean George Clooney and former President George Bush can't band together for an important, charitable cause.

The pair made an appearance Thursday on ABC's Good Morning America to discuss their efforts to rebuild an emergency care hospital in Louisiana after it had been destroyed in Hurricane Rita.

"I thought we could add a little spice to this event, and, boy, was I right," the former chief executive told GMA's Diane Sawyer, as People's Sexiest Man Alive sat at his side.

The first President Bush also displayed a sense of humor, telling the actor/ladies man: "Don't ask about Barbara."

Bush then said he was "too old" to ask Clooney "about Britney Spears." (Not that he has to; he can just visit The Hollywood Gossip every day for the latest of the commando queen.)

On Wednesday, Bush - who had been personally asked by Clooney to participate in the reconstruction effort - presented local Louisiana officials with a $2 million donation from the Bush-Clinton Katrina Fund that will pay for operating expenses once South Cameron Memorial Hospital is rebuilt next year.

Clooney, managing to refer to his former role as Dr. Doug Ross on ER, told the appreciative crowd:

"There is good news in all of this, which is that when the hospital gets up and running, I will not be doing any of the medical procedures."

Neither will the newest doc on Grey's Anatomy, Eric Dane.

The World's Sexiest Man can do without a leading lady.

But it may be more difficult for George Clooney to deal with the loss of his prized pig.

Indeed, Max, the nearly 300-pound potbellied pig who lived with Clooney in the actor's Hollywood Hills home, has died. The pair had been pals for 18 years.

"He just died, like an hour ago," Clooney told USA Today over the weekend. "He was as old a pig as the vets had ever seen. I was really surprised because he's been a big part of my life."

The actor and the hog even shared the same bed sometimes, causing women from Ellen Barkin to Julia Roberts to be jealous of the porker.

The actor was out of town promoting his latest film, The Good German, when Max passed away. There was no comment from Kendra Jade on the sad event.

"It has been a bad year for my pets," Clooney said "I had a bulldog that died this year, too. It's strange how animals become a bit part of your family. They really become a big issue with you."

The actor insisted no replacement pig could ever take Max's place. Lindsay Lohan, meanwhile, is reportedly considering turning to hogs once her affair with microphones is over.