British Babe Battle: Gemma Arterton vs. Gemma Atkinson
They're both British, share the same first name and, well, that's pretty much where the comparison ends between Gemma Arterton and Gemma Atkinson.
The former is making entertainment news headlines these days because she's going to be starring in the next James Bond movie, while the latter is typically relegated to the centerfold section of men's magazines.
Therefore, we're left with the age old question of talent versus breasts.
Would you rather spend the night with Gemma Arterton, discussing scripts and various acting techniques? Or an evening with Gemma Atkinson nude, staring at her body and stammering to make conversation?
Celebrity of the Year Finalist #4: Busty British Babes
As 2007 draws to a close, it's time to reflect and pay tribute to the stars who made this a year to remember. On that note, The Hollywood Gossip is announcing its 10 finalists for its first annual Celebrity of the Year award.
They've given us their best, their worst and, in a more than a few cases, their naked pictures. Now it is time for us to give a little something back with this special feature, because without these celebrities, we are nothing.
We previously profiled attention-seeking, naked Celebrity Sex Tape Stars at #5. Now, without delay, we present Celebrity of the Year finalist #4 ⦠Busty British Babes!
The past 12 months have seen at least that many pairs of giant boobs cross the Atlantic and get the attention of entertainment news outlets. They've belonged to a series of British models, none of whom appear to have discernible skills outside of the ability to remove their shirts when a camera is on.
It started in January with Keeley Hazell (above) and her sex tape leak.
Unlike other dishonest amateur porn stars, however, this model wasn't afraid to admit she was in on the release. This must have inspired other large breasted Englishwomen to realize the potential of getting naked in public, as Michelle Marsh and Lucy Pinder were soon flashing their chests in every magazine they could find.
From there, Katie Price became a household name. Although that name was often "Jordan," the modeling moniker she goes by for no apparent reason. Finally, Gemma Atkinson came on the scene and, well, also bared her body in various publications.
Indeed, these busty British babes of 2007 weren't very different from one another, but perhaps it was this similarity that earned them our respect.
Unlike American celebrities who think they possess actual skills - yes, we're looking at you Kim Kardashian and Heidi Montag - the Brits are simple people. They're real people, honest people.
They merely say, as Lucy Pinder is in the photo above: I have a big chest and I would like to earn money for showing it off. They don't try to be anything they're not. And for that Keeley, Lucy, Gemma and company, we salute you.
Gemma Atkinson, Giant Boobs Sell Some Lingerie
The terms "Gemma Atkinson" and "giant boobs" are pretty much synonymous, a lot like "Britney Spears" and "no underwear." We apologize for the impromptu SAT prep course, but this is just something that needed to be said.
After all, here's a photo of Gemma Atkinson putting the aforementioned rack to good use - appearing at a store opening for Ultimo, a designer brand of lingerie.
For once, she's not nude. Gemma Atkinson is still hot, however.
Ultimo has apparently adopted a marketing strategy in which you associate its brand name with Gemma Atkinson's breasts. And you could do worse, really.
In fact, any more photos like this and we're gonna kick Lucy Pinder to the curb. Sorry, Lucy. Gemma Atkinson is our large-breasted British babe of the month.
Gemma Atkinson Talks About her Giant Boobs
Apparently Gemma Atkinson has been under the impression people think her enormous breasts are real.
She recently said that's because "they are teardrop shaped, so they droop" and don't appear as phony as those of Heidi Montag or Pamela Anderson.
But the British lingerie model wasn't done talking cleavage.
She said the operation left her unable to perform simple tasks, leading her to move back in with her mom because "I couldn't do anything, not even open the fridge. I couldn't brush my hair."
So THAT's why Britney Spears shaved her head! Has anyone checked on the validity of her knockers?
Gemma Atkinson is a Big Busted Beauty, Model
This just in: you won't always see pictures of Gemma Atkinson nude.
Sometimes, the British beauty will be wearing lingerie.
In fact, Atkinson has just been hired by Ultimo, an English company, to model its big-breasted line of bras because, well, just look at the photo below. That's why.
Gemma Atkinson: 2008 Calendar Girl
Did Lucy Pinder really think she'd be able to put out a 2008 calendar without fellow British beauties noticing?
Come on.
As expected, Gemma Atkinson couldn't sit idly by as another big-breasted model from England took over the walls of men around the world. She's released her own calendar, chock full of skimpy bikini pictures and words of wisdom, such as "Blokes should make romantic gestures all the time!"
Hear that, Riley Giles? Lindsay Lohan won't just mount you for no reason. Okay, bad example.
Anyway, here's a look at a couple photos from the upcoming Atkinson calendar.
Gemma Atkinson Bikini Watch: Present and Accounted For
Gemma Atkinson knows how to be hot.
While Katie Price nude and pregnant makes a mockery of all British beauties, Atkinson is doing what she can to prove that less is sometimes more.
Sporting a simple bikini, Gemma looks dandy in the accompanying pictures. Unlike Price, she isn't fully naked. Contrary to Victoria Beckham, no giant boobs are on display. This is proof that subtle is often hotter.
We hope other Brits are taking notice. Hear that, Paul Sculfor? Put the cocaine down and just relax.
The Hollywood Gossip British Babe Watch: Gemma Atkinson
Don't worry, fellas. As our collection of Keeley Hazell photos prove, we've got you covered when it comes to hotties across the Atlantic.
Let's not forget about pics of an almost nude Lucy Pinder, either.
Now, this celebrity gossip rag is proud to present the next in a long line of beautiful British babes that have earned attention in the U.S. through hard work and boob jobs: Gemma Atkinson.
This is a actress who rose to fame on the English soap opera, Hollyoaks. And if you're wondering - based on the images above - yes, Gemma admits to pulling a Heidi Montag and getting breast implants to boost herself up to a 34D.
But there's nothing wrong with that. Do you really think all other well-known bare British beauties, such as Katie Price nude, are all natural? We doubt it.














