The best thing about Teen Mom OG premiering on MTV this month is that Farrah Abraham is promoting her return to television by coughing up Palin-esque word salads during hilariously WTF?! interviews.

Farrah's spewed her latest gobbledygook to Cosmo, in a "conversation" that touched on everything from Fifty Shades of Grey to the fact that the other Teen Moms clearly hate her.

Farrah Abraham Biography

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Farrah Abraham is the star of Teen Mom and the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham. Sophia's father (Derek Underwood) was killed in a car... More »
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Farrah Abraham

Farrah Abraham Quotes

[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.

Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have.