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Earlier this week, Farrah Abraham announced that she's opening a new restaurant in Austin, Texas, with the former Teen Mom / porn star looking to move on from her tawdry past.

One clever hacker insisted on reminding potential patrons of how Farrah made the fortune she used to invest in this latest business venture, however.

The website for Froco was hacked last night and images from the Farrah Abraham "sex tape", Backdoor Teen Mom, were uploaded to the site's homepage.

Farrah Abraham's Lips

One would think that Farrah's not terribly ashamed of her porn past, as she literally wrote a book called Celebrity Sex Tape, but sadly the images were quickly taken down.

And here we were looking forward to perusing 31 flavors while watching Farrah get it from every angle at the same time. Sigh. Maybe someday.

Check out one of the hacked pics after the jump ...

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Farrah Abraham can cry on cue. It's uncanny. Girl bawls like it's her job. Which is basically is, or one of them anyway. Balling James Deen on video is also her job.

Crying is sort of related to that occupation, though. The tall tales she pathologically spins about how her "sex tape" ruined her life make turning on the waterworks easy.

Farrah's crying faces aren't just a byproduct of the porn career she pretends to disavow, though. They date back to before she put the Backdoor in Teen Mom.

If she looks hilariously fake when she tells her sob stories, that's because she likely is faking it. Maybe it's deliberate or maybe it's subconscious, but it's BS.

Girl knows how to lie, and we don't mean on her back while ... you get the idea. Check out 13 epic Farrah Abraham crying pics and try not to cry ... LOLing:

Farrah Abraham Crying HARD
Farrah Abraham knows how to cry. Gotta love this recurring scene.

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Teen Mom star turned adult film legend Farrah Abraham gets grilled on the premiere episode of The Soup Investigates, a spin-off of E!'s hit The Soup

On the new satirical show, the network's faux-reporters interview celebrities and big-time entertainment stories. Or even Farrah Abraham for that matter.

It's unclear, based on her wild-eyed expression in the clip below, if Farrah is a really, really bad actress or is just not in on the joke. Either way, it's classic:

The interviewer, Sarah Tiana, kicks off this hard-hitting journalistic sit-down with the ultimate ice-breaker: "When did you decide to become a teen mom?"

Follow-up question: "When you first peed on that pregnancy test, like, how did you feel?" Did she know she had just urinated on her golden ticket, so to speak?

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We almost feel like we owe Rebecca Black an apology.

After seeing her pawn her daughter off on her parents last night on Teen Mom, it's good to see Farrah Abraham is putting all her free time to good use.

She recently came out with her book, My Teenage Dream Ended, and now, having just wrapped her new album, has leaked a preview of the first song.

“I'm happy again, and this is my song for finding happiness,” Farrah Abraham tells In Touch of the track, titled “Finally Getting up From Rock Bottom.”

A nice sentiment, but from the opening lyrics - Dude (ahhh!) dude (ahhh!) - it's clear the song is beyond terrible / unintentionally hilarious. Listen:

With overproduced vocals, nonsensical lyrics and zero coherence, "Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom" makes "Friday" look like Grammy material.

Farrah says the song is about going inside and really digging deep in order to find the strength to climb out of the hole she’d found herself in.

Explains the 21-year-old MTV reality star and mother of Sophia, “After almost wanting to kill myself, I found meaning and happiness within.”

We're certainly glad she was able to search within herself and slay some of her demons. Now she just needs to search for a better career.

What's your take on Farrah's new song ...

 

Farrah Abraham Biography

Farrah Farrah Abraham is the star of Teen Mom and the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham. Sophia's father (Derek Underwood) was killed in a car... More »
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Farrah Abraham

Farrah Abraham Quotes

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.

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