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Some celebrity couples are made in heaven, making their fans believe in romance, passion and everlasting love even at the highest levels of fame and fortune.

Just not these ones. Like at all.

In celebration of Valentine's Day, many romantic duos will celebrate with flowers, gifts, meals, dates and public displays of affection. Nauseating, but cute.

These couples, on the other hand, are best known for fighting - in the media, in person and/or on TV - and breaking up a lot. Sometimes with police involved.

Hey, when you're a celebrity gossip site, you can't function without the dysfunctional, so at least they bring the entertainment value and then some, right?

Here are 14 truly toxic twosomes that never should've been a thing:

14 Toxic Couples We Can't Believe Were a Thing
Rihanna and Chris Brown dated for two decent chunks of time, the first of which ending after he beat her senseless. Never a good sign. Nor was taking him back after that, but she's moved on with Drake ... thank goodness. Good luck, Karrueche!
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Rihanna and Chris Brown

1. Rihanna and Chris Brown

Rihanna and Chris Brown dated for two decent chunks of time, the first of which ending after he beat her senseless. Never a good sign. Nor was taking him back after that, but she's moved on with Drake ... thank goodness. Good luck, Karrueche!


Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil

2. Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil

Perhaps the most lethal of any love we've ever seen, Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil abused drugs so fervently that she could never recover from that viscious cycle, passing away at age 27. He, meanwhile, ended up locked up for a long time.


Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva

3. Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva

Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva weren't together long, and for good reason. These two went nuclear on each other ... well mostly him on her voicemail.


Jessica Simpson and John Mayer

4. Jessica Simpson and John Mayer

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer equals sexual napalm. That's never healthy. Only sexual.


Ronnie Magro-Ortiz and Sammi Giancola

5. Ronnie Magro-Ortiz and Sammi Giancola

Ronnie and Sammi from Jersey Shore. These two need no introduction. Just clips of them brawling. Of which there are plenty.


Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

6. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had a long love affair that involved him taking her virginity and a whole lot of partying and frequent breakups, fights and general emotional turmoil. It's possible it wasn't meant to be. And by possible we mean obvious.


Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley

7. Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley

Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley of Teen Mom fame were fighting more often than not. Often, things even got physical between the on-off couple, and it was scary.


Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler

8. Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler

Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler break up on The Hills. It was a frequent sight. Very frequent.


Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi

9. Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi

The Bachelor couples rarely stand the test of time, but Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi were doomed from the start. Reliver their amazing public breakup and you will see why.


Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers

10. Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers

Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers, who are still technically married, were only together as a couple for a few months ... during which she aborted his baby and both were arrested for heroin possession and assault. They also feuded on Twitter a lot - even by her standards. Not healthy.


Britney Spears and Kevin Federline

11. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline were married two years and had sex at least that many times, as evidenced by their two sons. How in the world did these two ever get married? Okay, we can grasp why K-Fed married her (see photo). Just not the reverse ...


Kim Kardashian and Ray J

12. Kim Kardashian and Ray J

Ray J hit it first, and he filmed it. The XXX-rated Kim Kardashian marked the end of the duo's relationship, though it catapulted her to fame, making it a net positive, we suppose. Ray then relased a song CALLED "I Hit it First," which is just hilarious.


Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas

13. Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas

Taylor Swift has had a lot of boyfriends and a lot of breakups. Joe Jonas is the only one to dispatch her via voicemail, however.


Farrah Abraham and James Deen

14. Farrah Abraham and James Deen

Okay, it was a fake relationship that she tried to pretend led to a leaked sex tape that was actually just a porno. But still, Farrah Abraham and James Deen simply DID NOT WORK as a couple.


Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston

15. Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston

There are no words.


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Brian Dawe is making (not at all) surprising allegations regarding his “relationship” with Farrah Abraham, claiming it was all a farce staged to get on VH1.

Dawe claims the “faux-mance” was solely for the purpose of appearing on Couples Therapy, but at the last minute, he couldn’t go through with it.

“I got myself in this situation because I was only thinking about the profit I would be making from doing this show. That was wrong,” Dawe lamented.

“In the back of my head, I realized I could not participate in a TV show that would further exploit Farrah, and where I would have to lie to be involved.”

On the Couples Therapy season premiere, she was stood up by Brian. Her fake relationship was mocked by Jenelle Evans and others on Twitter.

Apparently, her shock at being alone in the Couples Therapy house was real. Unlike most other things Farrah Abraham has said or done in her life.

So how did it reach that point?

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As previously reported, former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is going on Couples Therapy ... solo. That's ridiculous enough, but it isn't the whole story.

She was supposed to go on the VH1 show with her boyfriend Brian Dawe only he didn't show up to be with her and didn't bother returning her calls or texts.

This all plays out on the first episode of the season, no less!

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The Season 4 premiere, which airs January 2, highlighted Farrah Abraham's devastation as she becomes estranged from her boyfriend. With cameras rolling.

The clueless porn star walks into the house without a partner, which obviously raises the question of her validity for being on a show about Couples Therapy.

When the show's therapist, Dr. Jenn Berman, asked Abraham about what went down between Brian and herself, the single mom had no concrete answer.

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That was prompt. Not even two weeks after Farrah Abraham and Brian Dawe went public as a couple, she's already hinting that there's trouble in paradise.

Or trouble in whatever you'd call a bizarro world where one dates the increasingly plastic-looking, ridiculous quote machine known as Farrah Abraham.

In a new Keek video, the Backdoor Teen Mom oh-so-subtly implies that Dawe cheated, asking fans (which apparently she has) what they would do ... hypothetically.

If their boyfriend had strayed, that is. Not that this is happening to Farrah. She does not outright say Brian is screwing around, but she does not look happy.

It would be a pretty weird hypothetical to throw out there on Keek if it came out of the blue, too ... and we don't see her as the type to not be very self-centered.

Brian Dawe hasn't directly responded to the missive, but for his part, he posted a cryptic Tweet stating that "sometimes it's hard to do the right thing."

He did not elaborate.

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Farrah Abraham's boyfriend, DJ Brian Dawe, is actually somewhat intelligent sounding, which is a tad bit surprising for a man who willingly dates Farrah Abraham.

Don't judge a book by its cover, we suppose. In an interview with Orlando Weekly, Brian Dawe opened up about the romance, now that it's public knowledge:

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"Well, you know, it’s something I never expected to be brought into. Me and her were dating quietly for a few months. I wasn’t really expecting for it to come out."

"I mean, I didn’t know when it would come out, or if it would, so it caught me by surprise. But I knew it was a big ordeal when people started calling my mom’s house."

As for how he perceives the controversial Farrah Abraham herself?

"I think a lot of people give her a bad rap," he tells the publication.

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Farrah Abraham has a new boyfriend in DJ Brian Dawe, who appears to be willing to admit this no less. They have taken the budding romance public.

Dressed in a blue dress and leather jacket, the mom-of-one looked relaxed as she kissed and cuddled her new beau during an early evening stroll:

The two have been dating for five months, meaning they got together after Farrah Abraham shot her "leaked" sex tape with a porn star James Deen.

It's been a whirlwind year for the former Teen Mom star in any case, and not just because of the scandalous porno she filmed. Okay, mostly that's why.

Since then, though, she has ridden her 15 minutes harder than ... you know.

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