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It's here. After months of breathless anticipation, we finally have our first preview of Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making the erotic novel "written" by Farrah Abraham, and it's ...

... every bit as awkward and inane as we had hoped!

Sure, Farrah hasn't read her own book, but that doesn't mean the rest of us can't enjoy the bizarre super sexually-charged drivel churned out by her seemingly drunk ghostwriter:

Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape Sort of Sucked!

It wasn't as titillating as I thought it would be with someone as attractive as Kim. If I ever did a sex tape, I'd want better quality footage for sure.

It wasn't as titillating as I thought it would be with someone as attractive as Kim. If I ever did a sex tape, I'd want better quality...

According to early reports from those who have read the entire book (poor SOBs), Farrah attempts to arouse the reader and establish herself as some kind of sex goddess.

At the same time, she casts herself as the victim and condemning the porn industry - a total contradiction, yet not at all shocking given the source.

Not surprisingly, she doesn't quite pull it off and the book (the first installment in a planned trilogy) ends up being more confusing than stimulating.

Check out the gallery above for some highlights from Farrah's literary debut. WARNING: the phrases "sex warrior" and "swimming with semen" are used in an entirely non-joking fashion.

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By her own admission, Farrah Abraham claims to be a sex symbol (some would say "porn star"), but she apparently has very little interest in the erotic novel that she claims to have written.

So little, in fact, that she seems to have not even read the book.

Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover
Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making.

In a recent interview with The Huffington Post, Farrah discusses her sex tape, as well as her forthcoming trilogy of books about sex tapes, and she wants us to know those are two very different things:

"Yes, I had a sex tape, the book talks about sex tapes, but Fallon Opal is way different," Farrah explains. 

Fallon Opal, is not, as you might guess, a gemstone named after a late-night host, but rather the ridiculously named hero of Farrah's novels. A character about whom Farrah knows absolutely nothing: 

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New York Times best-selling author Farrah Abraham (a true title only slightly less hilarious than "Academy Award winner Juicy J") is one of a kind.

First, she penned a memoir, My Teenage Dream Ended, in 2012. Up next: Celebrity Sex Tape, an erotic novel triology “based loosely on her life.”

How do you follow up Celebrity Sex Tape, and the Farrah Abraham sex tape that inspired it? With a parenting book based on Farrah’s Christian faith!

Yes, you read that right. Watch for fire and brimstone outside.

Farrah Abraham Candid Photo

“I have to say faith is a big part of my life. I’m not perfect that’s just life. There really is no perfect Christian,” said the porn star who isn't a porn star.

“I go to church as often as possible and I have great Christian friends ... and those aren’t the ones who say they’re Christian and then act like other ...”

Regarding the obvious irony of penning a Christian parenting book when you're Farrah Abraham, she says she is not perfect, but she is still Christian.

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With her erotic novel trilogy due out later this summer, Farrah Abraham's memoir My Teenage Dream Ended has received a well-deserved makeover.

Somehow, whomever Farrah had ghostwrite this did a good enough job to propel it to 11th on The New York Times E-Book Best Sellers list at one point.

Not exactly worthy of NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER status, as Ellora's Cave Publishing proudly boasts at the very top, but also not total B.S.

Here's the new Farrah Abraham book cover along with the original:

  • My Teenage Dream Ended Book Cover
  • Farrah Abraham Book

It makes perfect sense that a retooled cover would be in the offing.

Farrah Abraham's name is now big enough to sell books (for better or worse) and gets top billing, rather than the title of My Teenage Dream Ended.

The former Teen Mom star has also been retooled ... so to speak.

With her new breast implants and nose job, and the removal of her chin implant, it's a new Farrah these days. Oh, and Sophia is a little older too.

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As you probably know, Farrah Abraham is penning Celebrity Sex Tape, a trilogy of erotic novels about a young woman that is loosely based on herself.

Gotta be pretty awkward for her daughter someday, right? Well, not anymore than the existence of the Farrah Abraham porn that the books are based on.

Farrah and Sophia Abraham

Farrah's clearly cool with it, and heck, she says she hopes the sexy novels that mirror her own sexual escapades are read by young Sophia one day.

“If she wants to read it later in life, I might blush a little, but I wouldn’t stop her,” Farrah says. “Eventually, she will have to find out that Mommy is a sexual person."

Aren't we all, she says? Sure we are, but not quite like ... that.

Will she pop in Backdoor Teen Mom on holidays, too? Sorry, maybe that's too far, but when you're talking about Farrah, one can't be sure of anything.

Back to her new book, Abraham has received major backlash from critics who claimed (nay, assumed) that she hired a ghostwriter for the sexy series.

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Farrah Abraham may be the hardest working woman in show business. The reality star, porn star, singer, sex toy model, and bestselling author has done it all.

Now she can add erotic fiction to her career resume. Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making, the first book in a three-part series, hits shelves this summer.

The author of a memoir, My Teenage Dream Ended, Farrah is now delving into erotica ... loosely based on her own sexual and life experiences of course.

Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover
Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making.

In an exclusive interview with The Hollywood Gossip, Abraham teases many aspects of the buzzed-about book that reportedly has Vivid sweating bullets.

She also revealed how she gets turned on penning hot scenes, the social commentaries within her work and her biggest regret about her own celebrity sex tape.

Read our Q&A with Farrah Abraham below and scroll through our gallery of exclusive pics from her cover shoot with Ellora's Cave Publishing as well!

The Hollywood Gossip: First, the obvious question: Erotic novels? Really? Were you approached by the publisher or was this something you took the initiative with?

Farrah Abraham: I starting writing on my own, and then I was fortunate enough to find the perfect publisher, Ellora's Cave. They call themselves "the Bad Girls" of romance. I'm so glad we found each other.

THG: The trilogy is loosely based on your life and sex tape. What similarities can we expect and what things did you embellish or fictionalize for the story?

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Farrah Abraham's upcoming "erotic novel" about the sex tape industry reportedly has executives at Vivid Entertainment concerned about what she might reveal.

Having previously ordered her to stop blabbing about how she was drugged and raped while promoting her porn debut, they've fired off another legal threat here.

Demanding that she keep her trap shut about how the industry courts and signs "talent," Vivid CEO Steve Hirsch believes his trade secrets are worth millions.

Only if they remain that way, though: As in secrets.

Farrah's "Celebrity Sex Tape" book trilogy is loosely based on her experience in the porn business, which gave Vivid a smash hit in Backdoor Teen Mom.

Hirsch doesn't want the details to get out regarding how the controversial film, which co-starred industry regular James Deen, came to be last year.

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Farrah Abraham is pushing this new erotic novel trilogy she had someone ghostwrite for her, and needless to say, she thinks pretty highly of the work.

So much so, she's already thinking ahead to the future movie adaptation!

That might be a challenge for her, though. If it's anything like the book, which was hard to write because it turned her on too much, it'll be hard to focus!

Just how HOT is Celebrity Sex Tape (yes, that's really the name)?

"This is very hot and heavy. There’s a lot of heavy story work in the writing, but then it’s very hot and sexual when you’re writing it," Farrah Abraham says.

"In all honesty, it has been very hard to write the sexual scenes because it turns your mind on and it’s very hard to finish. I mean, I don’t want to say too much."

"It was very important for me to have a very awesome and authentic storyline because that’s me as a writer," she adds, seemingly without irony.

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On the heels of the just-announced, upcoming Farrah Abraham erotic book trilogy comes news that the reality/porn star's father is writing a tell-all of his own.

Michael Abraham is currently penning a book about Farrah, he revealed.

Farrah Abraham: Celeburty!

"There will be a lot of stories," he said, promising to delve into "what really happened" during Farrah's childhood and the juicy moments MTV's cameras didn't capture.

We understand where she gets her shamelessness, apparently.

The father of Farrah Abraham says the forthcoming page-turner will contain some "surprises" that might keep even the Backdoor Teen Mom guessing.

"Farrah definitely hasn't read the book yet," he said.

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Farrah Abraham has just announced a new erotic romance trilogy. You cannot make this stuff up. Its title? Celebrity Sex Tape. We are dead serious.

The novels are loosely based on Abraham’s own rise to stardom and the recent scandal that put the Teen Mom under intense public scrutiny in 2013.

By "scandal," the publisher means the Farrah Abraham porn movie she signed up to do and tried to pass off as a leaked private sex tape. Just FYI.

Book One: In The Making is due out in July 2014. Cannot. WAIT.

“In The Making reveals the truth about ‘being in the limelight’ as a young celebrity,” Abraham says. “Writing this series was like therapy for me."

"Fallon’s story follows what I’ve gone through recently, much of it witnessed and misunderstood by the public," she adds, seemingly without irony.

"Book One is an entertaining and sexually charged novel, but it’s also an inside look at the underside of being a reality TV star that everyone else can relate to.”

Girl knows a thing or two about the underside, no question about it.

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Farrah Abraham Biography

Farrah Farrah Abraham is the star of Teen Mom and the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham. Sophia's father (Derek Underwood) was killed in a car... More »
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Farrah Abraham Quotes

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

[To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection.

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