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Historically, Farrah Abraham's behavior has often defied description, not to mention consistency, logic, truth and really any semblance of sense.

You can't take anything she says at face value, including what she's revealing this week about the dark past that made her who she is at present.

Then again, if these shocking revelations are true, that might actually explain a lot about her some of the decisions and comments she's made lately.

According to Farrah Abraham, in a new interview with In Touch, she endured beatings when she was a child and several brutal rapes as an adult.

Pathological Liar

“Violence has been a big part of my life,” she says, claiming now-divorced parents Debra Danielson and Michael Abraham “would beat me with a belt if I acted out.”

“I had cuts, bruise, welts, swelling and scars," she tells the celebrity gossip site. "The abuse tore me down and at times made me feel like not living.”

As a result, she turned to plastic surgery for a self-esteem boost, spending more then $30,000 on a nose job, chin implant, Botox and two boob jobs.

“Abuse made me feel that I’m never attractive enough,” she says. “I try to be so perfect.” There was also the whole foray into porn. Sorry, "sex tape."

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Couples Therapy, also known as the Farrah Abraham therapy show, just keeps getting better/worse. She has been diagnosed with "sexual depression."

Seriously. Abraham coined the term first, but therapist Dr. Jenn Berman said it's a good term to describe her issues when it comes to doing the deed.

"When I’m going to date somebody," she said, "I’m thinking about, ‘Oh, if I have sex with this person, ‘I’m just wondering why they’re wanting to have sex."

"I just always feel like they’re always trying to control me in some way," the reality star went on, "like they’re trying to f--king break me in some way."

While it's far from surprising that Farrah Abraham has sexual issues, it's sad in a way to hear this, assuming she's being at all sincere on the show.

It has to be at least a little sincere, right? She's 22, unattached, and at least moderately attractive. The insecurity issues are clearly off the charts.

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Farrah Abraham is not smart. Like at all.

For whatever reason, she continues to maintain that the video of her having sex with porn star James Deen last year was a "leaked" sex tape with a "boyfriend."

Despite the fact that it's long established how this "sex tape" mysteriously obtained by a porn distribution company - she set it up - she keeps peddling BS.

Seriously. You've got to watch this nonsense ...

She was caught in the blatant lie again and called out this week on VH1's Couples Therapy, where she lamented people's misconceptions of her. Sigh.

Discussing the Farrah Abraham sex tape, and how it's RUINING HER LIFE, she slipped and mentioned the camera person filming her and her alleged boyfriend.

Now people think she does porn. Imagine that.

After all, Deen has said he was paid for it, met Abraham right before they filmed the tape, and was asked to go along with this bogus story (he didn't).

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Welcome, fans, to another edition of the THG Caption Contest! Our latest image comes courtesy of Farrah Abraham doing ... whatever it is Farrah Abraham does.

With the Super Bowl just around the corner, she's bent over and hiking a football.

Seriously, if that doesn't get your creative juices flowing, THGers, what will?

Farrah Abraham Bent Over

So what do you think would make the best caption for this ... interesting photo?

You tell us! Have at it! Just leave comment(s) with your best caption(s) below!

The possibilities are endless. No holds barred. Let's see what you've all got.

A winner will be announced Friday ... and if you enjoy torturing yourself and need some more inspiration regarding the subject matter, check out the gallery below.

Just be forewarned. You can't unsee this stuff:

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Former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is defending her appearance on VH1's Couples Therapy, which has understandably subjected her to some scrutiny.

The MTV star and “sex tape” participant has been lambasted for appearing alone, after it was reported that she tried to pay men to go on the show with her.

Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot

“Sadly, as I was approaching into Couples Therapy, my significant other chose that he didn’t want to be a part of it,” she says of Brian Dawe bailing.

“I was never broken up with. I was neglected,” Farrah Abraham says.

"I’m just very happy that I’m not with that same person currently.”

Dawe tells a different story, of course, but that's standard operating procedure. Girl lies as unabashedly as she ... does other things with James Deen.

Whatever her reasons for going on the show, she says Couples Therapy’s Dr. Jen has been the most instrumental in getting her through her downtimes.

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In the span of just a few short years, Farrah Abraham has gone from a nice-enough-seeming, albeit kind of obsessed reality star to ... Farrah Abraham.

It's hard to even put into words what she's become. It's also hard to unsee some of the things she's made us look at. And yet we click. Over and over again.

Maddening.

Sort of like a train wreck you watch even though you know you shouldn't, the vicious, grossly sexual vortex that is the Backdoor Teen Mom star lures you in.

You can't pull out. No matter how much you want to. Because she's like, so real, people. Her porn video was nothing like Kim Kardashian sex tape. Nothing.

So go ahead. Open the slideshow below for more than a dozen of Farrah's most head-scratching, cringe-worthy pics (some obviously NSFW):

Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume
Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

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By now, you must have seen the clip:

Kate Gosselin and her twin 13-year olds appeared on Today yesterday morning, only for Mady and Cara to grow silent and Kate to berate them in front of a live television audience.

The awkward footage simply solidified Kate's place as the worst celebrity mother on the planet... or did it?

Kris Jenner might have something to say about that. The Farrah Abraham sex tape makes a compelling case for this former Teen Mom star. And Nadya Suleman? She just got arrested for welfare fraud.

Who is the worst of the worst when it comes to famous parenting? Click and then vote now:

Kate Gosselin
Kate Gosselin has eight children. And we feel sorry for each and every one of them.

WHO IS THE WORST MOTHER IN HOLLYWOOD?

 

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Farrah Abraham as just voted the Internet's Favorite Sex Tape Star.

But even that honor is not enough to make the former Teen Mom feel better about Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. She tells In Touch Weekly that she wishes she had never filmed her amateur porn.

Farrah Abraham Pose

“It made it hard to have friends and a private life and to trust family, who I feel use me for money,” Abraham tells the tabloid. “If I went back in time, I would not have done it. The sex tape ruined my life.”

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Farrah Abraham has pulled off an epic upset.

In a survey conducted by XCritic(dot)com and Vivid Entertainment, the former Teen Mom was voted Favorite Celebrity Sex Tape Star, receiving 24.5% of the vote and finishing ahead of  Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee (16.8%) and Kim Kardashian (15.6%).

It's safe to assume that a Kanye West and Kim Kardashian sex tape is therefore in the works. Because no way is Yeezus gonna accept anything less than the best from his fiancee, right?

  • Farrah Abraham for Vivid
  • Kim Kardashian, Tight Shirt

Other results from the poll include:

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Brian Dawe is making (not at all) surprising allegations regarding his “relationship” with Farrah Abraham, claiming it was all a farce staged to get on VH1.

Dawe claims the “faux-mance” was solely for the purpose of appearing on Couples Therapy, but at the last minute, he couldn’t go through with it.

“I got myself in this situation because I was only thinking about the profit I would be making from doing this show. That was wrong,” Dawe lamented.

“In the back of my head, I realized I could not participate in a TV show that would further exploit Farrah, and where I would have to lie to be involved.”

On the Couples Therapy season premiere, she was stood up by Brian. Her fake relationship was mocked by Jenelle Evans and others on Twitter.

Apparently, her shock at being alone in the Couples Therapy house was real. Unlike most other things Farrah Abraham has said or done in her life.

So how did it reach that point?

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