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Farrah Abraham's music career is "Blowin'" up ... and thanks to the fact that she allegedly stiffed the guy who helped bolster it, the blowback has begun.

Writer/producer Adam Barta claims he had a deal to share credit and profits from the Farrah Abraham "Blowin'" video ... only she screwed him over hard.

Not like she did James Deen, either. Figuratively.

Farrah released the song by herself out of nowhere, he claims - and the record bears him out in that regard - and is hoarding the profits from "Blowin'".

We know ... there are profits from that thing?!

Adam, who also collaborated with Nadya Suleman (on her music video for "Sexy Party," not the Octomom porn), does not appreciate being lied to.

Apparently he's never met Farrah Abraham.

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Farrah Abraham has just announced a new erotic romance trilogy. You cannot make this stuff up. Its title? Celebrity Sex Tape. We are dead serious.

The novels are loosely based on Abraham’s own rise to stardom and the recent scandal that put the Teen Mom under intense public scrutiny in 2013.

By "scandal," the publisher means the Farrah Abraham porn movie she signed up to do and tried to pass off as a leaked private sex tape. Just FYI.

Book One: In The Making is due out in July 2014. Cannot. WAIT.

“In The Making reveals the truth about ‘being in the limelight’ as a young celebrity,” Abraham says. “Writing this series was like therapy for me."

"Fallon’s story follows what I’ve gone through recently, much of it witnessed and misunderstood by the public," she adds, seemingly without irony.

"Book One is an entertaining and sexually charged novel, but it’s also an inside look at the underside of being a reality TV star that everyone else can relate to.”

Girl knows a thing or two about the underside, no question about it.

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If there's anything Farrah Abraham has been honest about, it's her passion for going under the knife early and often. Still ... what the HECK is up here.

Farrah has definitely gotten some more lip injections, and while less invasive than some of the previous work she's had done, it's hilariously over-the-top.

Farrah Abraham Lips Photo

Wow. Those lips were made for ... we don't even know, THGers.

That Blow Pop does not stand a CHANCE against 'em, though.

This gives new meaning to her "Blowin'" music video, doesn't it?

Okay, sorry. We'll stop. It's just ... look at her face, people!

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The web is abuzz over Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s Vogue cover, which serves as an inspiration to egomaniacal rappers and sex tape stars everywhere.

One minute, Ray J is doin' his thing on the Kim Kardashian sex tape. The next, Kimye is on the cover of a sophisticated magazine like Vogue. America.

How, rumor has it that notorious Teen Mom and Backdoor Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has landed the prestigious publication's May cover. See below:

Farrah Abraham and James Deen Vogue Cover

Did we fool you?

Obviously, there's no way Vogue is going to put Farrah Abraham and her sex tape co-star James Deen on the cover, as envisioned in this hilarious parody.

Then again ...

As some astute observers note, she is a reality star and diet pill spokesperson, just like Kim Kardashian (was), she has had a baby and is half plastic.

If Kim Kardashian truly deserves to be on the cover of Vogue, then Farrah Abraham is not too far behind. Speaking of behind, they both like to take ...

Never mind.

But be sure to weigh in on this debate while scrolling through many other Kimye Vogue cover parodies from Kylie Jenner, Seth Rogen and more below:

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If these 15 celebrities ever need to find a side job, there's one we know they're capable of, if you know what we mean. We mean they are also amateur porn stars.

Some of these stars were famous well before they ventured into amateur porn.

Others are famous simply because of amateur porn (cough ... Kim Kardshian).

Others still try to front like their semi-pro porn is amateur (Farrah Abraham).

All are members of an exclusive club, however. A very dirty, exclusive club.

So whose celebrity sex tapes are totally hot? Whose are totally not? Which are all-time classics and which would you just as soon forget ever existed at all?

Okay, don't answer that last one. But for the previous three questions, it all depends who, and what, you're into and on your personal definition of "hot."

You be the judge, people. You be the judge. Now click away:

Kendra Wilkinson
Before Hugh Hefner and before Hank Baskett, Kendra Wilkinson got freaky on video with an old boyfriend. And she's got a real talent for rodeo.

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Farrah Abraham's Teen Mom co-stars Amber Portwood, Catelynn Lowell and Maci Bookout say either she gets the boot or they won't do the show anymore.

After MTV aired catch-up specials last month with stars Portwood, 23, Lowell, 22, and Abraham, 22, the network has been looking to restart Teen Mom.

Reportedly, three of the four are not fans of the idea ... and the consensus is that they want the Backdoor Teen Mom star kicked off of the reality series.

"They don't want their kids on a show where someone's talking about sex toys," an inside source explains, referring to Farrah Abraham's new "career."

It's a fair point. One MTV is taking seriously.

"They would definitely consider dumping Farrah to get the other girls," the insider says, despite the ratings Abraham would be guaranteed to bring.

As for Farrah's take on Teen Mom's future?

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Farrah Abraham is "Blowin'" up all over the Internet, thanks to her latest video ... which surprisingly, given the name and her filthy past, is not a sex tape.

Needless to say, the speed with which the Farrah Abraham "Blowin'" video went viral was impressive. Also needless to say? The video is beyond terrible.

The imagery as well as the self-written words made for a truly mind "Blowin'" experience, one which can be summed up best in these seven memes:

Sexuality, Ability
Be better then normal and use your appearance, sexuality and ability to blow their minds.

Say what you will about Farrah (and we'll say plenty), she keeps us talkin'.

The girl certainly has a way of keepin' herself relevant, in her own uniquely bizarre way, even if her grammar is on par with your average fifth grader.

It's impressive how she's overcome obvious intellectual shortcomings and a penchant for pathologically lying, really. You almost have to give her credit.

In the video, the single mom is clad in a billowy dress, holding toddler Sophia in the park, snappin’ selfies with fans at the club and dishin' out wisdom. 

Watch the video for yourself after the jump. It's that unreal ...

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Farrah Abraham's latest music video has reminded us that before she was into porn, she totally tried to be a musician. It also reminds us of how terrible she is.

Like, hilariously bad. Her new track "Blowin'" (as in your mind, not James Deen's member) is so far beyond the point of bad that we lack the appropriate words.

You couldn't dream up a spoof of a Farrah Abraham music video that would fail as hard as her actual song, which we suppose makes it awesome in a way.

One might even say it's mind "Blowin'" ... the irony:

Yeah. It's like a legendary joke she's not in on.

Like previous efforts "Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom" and "On My Own" (below), Farrah Abraham overuses auto-tune more than parodies of auto-tune.

According to the lyrics, which she uploaded herself, it appears to be a song about being better then [sic] normal and showing them what your [sic] made of.

She's "Blowin'" at grammar, that's for sure.

As for the baffling music video, it features her partying with friends and hanging with daughter Sophia, who is going to be so, so confused in a few years.

Read some lyrical experts from this work of genius after the jump and tell us if you think she might be the worst singer in the history of modern music ...

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Amber Portwood, one of MTV's original Teen Mom cast members, reveals that she never got along with her notorious co-star Farrah Abraham. At all.

Both reality stars gained quite a bit of notoriety from the popular show, and since, with Amber doing hard time and Farrah doing a hard ... James Deen.

When they would meet at reunion specials? TENSION.

Portwood, who was recently released from prison, sat down with Life & Style and explained the nature of her turbulent relationship with Farrah Abraham.

"We hated each other for a long time," she said.

"Behind the scenes at reunions, there were incidents where things got heated. Nobody was backing down. We both at the time had some huge attitudes."

But the bitterness has since subsided, at least.

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Farrah Abraham looks a lot different after plastic surgery. To say the least. Her nose, chin, forehead ... you name it. This is not the Farrah of Teen Mom fame.

The Farrah of Backdoor Teen Mom fame is gradually but noticeably turning into Kim Kardashian (or Heidi Montag) before our eyes, and it's a little scary.

We're not just talking about the similarities between the Kim Kardashian sex tape and Farrah Abraham sex tape/porno. She's starting to look like Kimberly:

  • Farrah Abraham Before Plastic Surgery
  • Farrah Plastic Surgery Face

Her hilariously fake boobs have obviously been reshaped ... but her face!?

The picture on the left, as noted by Fishwrapper, was taken by photographer J. Anthony, who had her model for a motorcycle-themed shoot back in 2011.

Three years later, on the right ... comment rendered unnecessary.

We realize she was 19 then and is 22 now, and that's a significant portion of her still-young life ... no one's face changes that quickly from age alone.

This is what identity-altering plastic surgery does to you, people.

Seriously. If it weren't for these awesome photos of Farrah Abraham crying through the years, we'd swear this was actually a different human / blow-up doll:

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Farrah Abraham Biography

Farrah Farrah Abraham is the star of Teen Mom and the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham. Sophia's father (Derek Underwood) was killed in a car... More »
Full Name
Farrah Abraham

Farrah Abraham Quotes

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.

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