We hope you're sitting down for this, but Farrah Abraham's reality show is already DOA. Please, try not to gasp audibly, especially if you're in public.
Following the overwhelming "success" of this year's sex tape/porno effort, the former Teen Mom starlet had been pitching several reality show ideas.
They didn't take, apparently.
Despite actively pitching a show on her life, “each network it was pitched to passed,” a source revealed to celebrity gossip site Radar Online, adding:
“The consensus was they didn’t feel Farrah could carry her own show. Needless to say, you will not be seeing the project Finding Farrah anytime soon.”