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“Pretty on the Outside” artist David Gilmore, whose fun-spirited caricatures of celebrities are always amazing, has done it again with Farrah Abraham's cry face.

Ever since her first breakdown on 16 & Pregnant, Farrah Abraham crying has become a staple of TV, be it on Teen Mom, Couples Therapy or interviews.

With five years of Farrah Abraham crying moments commemorated on the small screen, Gilmore had plenty of inspiration to draw from. And he came through:

  • Farrah Abraham Crying Portrait
  • Farrah Crying Portrait

“I wasn’t familiar with Farrah’s cry face,” he wrote to Starcasm, who first published these great works, “but I quickly Googled it and it’s everything!”

“I went a little overboard," he revealed of this memorable project. "Instead of doing it as a pen drawing, I did it as a pen drawing with ink washes.”

These would make awesome t-shirts if David ever sold them.

Farrah may not understand Memorial Day, or what the definition of a porn star is, but the celebrity gossip all-star can turn on the waterworks like it's her job.

Which we suppose it is. See our Farrah crying gallery below!

Farrah Abraham Crying HARD
Farrah Abraham knows how to cry. Gotta love this recurring scene.

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Farrah Abraham should probably stick to making the sort of video where she gets naked.

Even though Farrah's porn career has made her rich, she still insists on filming herself talking, which is clearly not her strong suit:

If you don't have time to watch the mind-boggling clip (though we really suggest you do), Farrah discusses the "life changes" she's endured recently, but offers no explanation as to what she means.

Then she starts discussing the upcoming holiday weekend and the real fun starts:

"There's a lot to be thankful for in May," Farrah says, seemingly getting her holidays confused.

She then goes on to tell us that she'll be remembering her late boyfriend Derek Underwood, her ex-boyfriend and the father of her daughter, this Memorial Day.

Which is nice, but since he didn't die in a foreign war (he was killed in a car crash when she was pregnant) that still really doesn't have anything to do with Memorial Day. 

The capper comes at the end of the clip, when Farrah instructs her audience on how we should celebrate the holiday: 

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Farrah Abraham's "sex tape" continues to be the most lucrative thing the Teen Mom star has ever participated in, but Farrah is still pretending the professionally-produced, highly profitable porn is just an amateur sex tape that leaked accidentally.

Wire transfer receipts from the end of April show that just last month, Farrah cashed a check for over $100,000 from Vivid Entertainment - the porn company that shot and released Farrah's film debut: Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom.

While the film was shockingly shut out at this year's Academy Awards, it continues to pay off financially for Farrah. 

In addition to the six-figure checks, the video helped land Farrah a spot on VH1's Couples Therapy (where she made up one half of a non-existent couple), and enabled Farrah to write a book called Celebrity Sex Tape (the first in a planned trilogy), further exploiting the experience that she says "ruined" her life.

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Farrah Abraham's life has changed a lot in recent years, as this vintage photo of herself with first love (and future baby daddy) Derek Underwood proves.

Before she starred on 16 & Pregnant, Teen Mom and Backdoor Teen Mom, her life was that of a normal teen, going to prom with her cute boyfriend:

Farrah Abraham Prom Photo

Farrah, of course, got pregnant by accident at 16, then ended up having to raise her daughter alone after a car accident claimed the life of Derek Underwood.

He never got to meet his only child, Sophia.

Derek and Farrah Abraham were going through a rough patch when he died, but he was a very important part of her life and she misses him every day.

"I remember our 1st's & our worsts but you gave me the best thing in this world," she tweeted on May 8, his birthday, along with a photo of Derek's grave.

"Happy Birthday Derek ... we love & miss u."

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Farrah Abraham was fired by the network that made her a star this week. MTV "cut her out of negotiations" from any part of a potential Teen Mom Season 5.

The reason? She's a bad influence, according to execs and co-stars Amber Portwood, Maci Bookout and Catelynn Lowell, all of whom wanted her outta here.

Farrah Abraham, of course, leveraged her Teen Mom fame into two sex tapes, a sex toy product line, an erotic novel trilogy, and a stint on Couples Therapy.

We could go on. But apparently, MTV had seen enough. They felt the Backdoor Teen Mom diva "sets a bad example and doesn't represent the network."

Farrah Abraham Face

Bookout, Lowell and Portwood reportedly refused to do the show if Farrah participated, so the network obliged. For her part, Abraham says that's all good.

"Truthfully, I was never friends with them," she said. "Personally, I like to keep my life separate. We came in separate, and I think it's best we keep our lives separate."

If she really believes that (one never knows with Farrah), fair enough. But isn't it basically MTV's mission to parade around people who set bad examples?

Either that or we totally missed the point of The Hills, or Jersey Shore ... or Teen Mom 2, which is still on and likely to get a sixth season starring Jenelle Evans.

Jenelle. Evans.

Perhaps Farrah is just too much of a loose cannon and unreliable to work with. Otherwise, it's hard to justify this decision from any sort of moral high ground.

Sure, she's done shady stuff, but is one sex tape really that much worse than prison (Amber), domestic violence (Kailyn Lowry) or a dozen arrests (Jenelle)?

You tell us: Is Farrah Abraham getting fired from Teen Mom fair?

 

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It looks like Farrah Abraham will not be involved if and when Teen Mom is brought back to MTV for a fifth season, according to new reports.

The controversial star been cut off from negotiations.

Farrah Abraham Crying HARD
Farrah Abraham knows how to cry. Gotta love this recurring scene.

Two years after they last appeared, Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell, and Amber Portwood are negotiating a return to the network for a potential fifth season.

Corroborating earlier reports, Farrah Abraham - whose porn career and other headline-making antics isolated her from the group - will not be joining them.

MTV execs "willingly cut Farrah" from negotiations, in part because the three other alums refused to do the show if she did. "MTV agreed," the insider says.

"They feel she set a bad example and doesn't represent the network."

This is a network that ran six seasons of Jersey Shore. Just saying.

Amber Portwood, 24, Maci Bookout, 22, and Catelynn Lowell, 22, all had requested that Farrah Abraham, 22, be axed from any potential reboot.

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Farrah Abraham is back, ladies and gentlemen, and her global takeover campaign continues this month with her very own line of sex toys! Feel the excitement!

No, seriously. A press release for Farrah’s “Branded Pleasure Products” reveals a very specific line of items designed to help you feel so very excited ...

... if you know what we mean!

There is a “grip on” item, a “full on” item, and a "backdoor entry" product custom-tailored to the star's "specifications" as seen in Farrah Abraham: Backdoor & More.

Photos exist of her sitting for a molding session (see #4 below), so this is the real deal. A really big deal for her daughter at some point, one imagines.

Then again, she's already gone on record about being excited that Sophia will read her erotic novels, so clearly she's thought this through and does not care.

In any case, it looks like Farrah’s sex toys will be marketed heavily on social media, especially now that she has created a Twitter handle for the line.

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With her erotic novel trilogy due out later this summer, Farrah Abraham's memoir My Teenage Dream Ended has received a well-deserved makeover.

Somehow, whomever Farrah had ghostwrite this did a good enough job to propel it to 11th on The New York Times E-Book Best Sellers list at one point.

Not exactly worthy of NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER status, as Ellora's Cave Publishing proudly boasts at the very top, but also not total B.S.

Here's the new Farrah Abraham book cover along with the original:

  • My Teenage Dream Ended Book Cover
  • Farrah Abraham Book

It makes perfect sense that a retooled cover would be in the offing.

Farrah Abraham's name is now big enough to sell books (for better or worse) and gets top billing, rather than the title of My Teenage Dream Ended.

The former Teen Mom star has also been retooled ... so to speak.

With her new breast implants and nose job, and the removal of her chin implant, it's a new Farrah these days. Oh, and Sophia is a little older too.

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As you probably know, Farrah Abraham is penning Celebrity Sex Tape, a trilogy of erotic novels about a young woman that is loosely based on herself.

Gotta be pretty awkward for her daughter someday, right? Well, not anymore than the existence of the Farrah Abraham porn that the books are based on.

Farrah and Sophia Abraham

Farrah's clearly cool with it, and heck, she says she hopes the sexy novels that mirror her own sexual escapades are read by young Sophia one day.

“If she wants to read it later in life, I might blush a little, but I wouldn’t stop her,” Farrah says. “Eventually, she will have to find out that Mommy is a sexual person."

Aren't we all, she says? Sure we are, but not quite like ... that.

Will she pop in Backdoor Teen Mom on holidays, too? Sorry, maybe that's too far, but when you're talking about Farrah, one can't be sure of anything.

Back to her new book, Abraham has received major backlash from critics who claimed (nay, assumed) that she hired a ghostwriter for the sexy series.

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Farrah Abraham may be the hardest working woman in show business. The reality star, porn star, singer, sex toy model, and bestselling author has done it all.

Now she can add erotic fiction to her career resume. Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making, the first book in a three-part series, hits shelves this summer.

The author of a memoir, My Teenage Dream Ended, Farrah is now delving into erotica ... loosely based on her own sexual and life experiences of course.

Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover
Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making.

In an exclusive interview with The Hollywood Gossip, Abraham teases many aspects of the buzzed-about book that reportedly has Vivid sweating bullets.

She also revealed how she gets turned on penning hot scenes, the social commentaries within her work and her biggest regret about her own celebrity sex tape.

Read our Q&A with Farrah Abraham below and scroll through our gallery of exclusive pics from her cover shoot with Ellora's Cave Publishing as well!

The Hollywood Gossip: First, the obvious question: Erotic novels? Really? Were you approached by the publisher or was this something you took the initiative with?

Farrah Abraham: I starting writing on my own, and then I was fortunate enough to find the perfect publisher, Ellora's Cave. They call themselves "the Bad Girls" of romance. I'm so glad we found each other.

THG: The trilogy is loosely based on your life and sex tape. What similarities can we expect and what things did you embellish or fictionalize for the story?

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Farrah Abraham Biography

Farrah Farrah Abraham is the star of Teen Mom and the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham. Sophia's father (Derek Underwood) was killed in a car... More »
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Farrah Abraham Quotes

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.

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