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In the span of just a few short years, Farrah Abraham has gone from a nice-enough-seeming, albeit kind of obsessed reality star to ... Farrah Abraham.

It's hard to even put into words what she's become. It's also hard to unsee some of the things she's made us look at. And yet we click. Over and over again.

Maddening.

Sort of like a train wreck you watch even though you know you shouldn't, the vicious, grossly sexual vortex that is the Backdoor Teen Mom star lures you in.

You can't pull out. No matter how much you want to. Because she's like, so real, people. Her porn video was nothing like Kim Kardashian sex tape. Nothing.

So go ahead. Open the slideshow below for more than a dozen of Farrah's most head-scratching, cringe-worthy pics (some obviously NSFW):

23 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics
Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.
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Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume

1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume

Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.


Farrah Abraham Bends Over

2. Farrah Abraham Bends Over

Farrah Abraham is seen here bending over ... just like she does on camera in a different sense.


Farrah Abraham Screen Shot

3. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot

Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying.


Farrah Abraham Mullet

4. Farrah Abraham Mullet

Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it's her job. What a great look for her honestly.


Farrah Abraham Topless Image

5. Farrah Abraham Topless Image

Farrah Abraham topless and having her crotch molded for a custom sex tape. No clue why she has to be topless for this but whatever.


Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF

6. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF

A quality GIF from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Assist to James Deen for the quote.


Farrah Abraham Swimsuit Photo

7. Farrah Abraham Swimsuit Photo

Farrah Abraham and her epically fake boobs model a hilariously fake swimsuit. HOT!


Farrah Sex Tape Photo

8. Farrah Sex Tape Photo

A scene from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. A lovely one, too.


Farrah Abraham and James Deen

9. Farrah Abraham and James Deen

Farrah Abraham and James Deen share a passionate sex tape kiss. These two are so in love, you can tell.


Farrah Abraham O-Face

10. Farrah Abraham O-Face

Farrah Abraham screaming for more from James Deen in her sex tape.


Farrah Abraham Girl-on-Girl

11. Farrah Abraham Girl-on-Girl

Farrah Abraham drinking and wearing lingerie and making out with someone else wearing lingerie. Good. Times.


Farrah Abraham and Daughter

12. Farrah Abraham and Daughter

This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos.


Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery

13. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery

Nice face.


Farrah Abraham Looks Fake

14. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake

This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be.


Farrah Abraham Bent Over

15. Farrah Abraham Bent Over

Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time.


Farrah Abraham With Breast Implants

16. Farrah Abraham With Breast Implants

Yup. There they are. And those breast implants will soon find their way inside Farrah Abraham.


Farrah Abraham Cries

17. Farrah Abraham Cries

Very familiar. She doesn't cry pretty either.


Farrah Abraham Crying

18. Farrah Abraham Crying

A familiar sight.


Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot

19. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot

We can't stop either.


Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face!

20. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face!

Seriously, WTF is going on with her face?


Farrah Abraham Naked

21. Farrah Abraham Naked

Come hither? Please, please no ...


Farrah Abraham Lips Photo

22. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo

Farrah Abraham's lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?!


Farrah Abraham: Celeburty!

23. Farrah Abraham: Celeburty!

Farrah Abraham is a celeburty. She is great at spelling. And having sex on camera.


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By now, you must have seen the clip:

Kate Gosselin and her twin 13-year olds appeared on Today yesterday morning, only for Mady and Cara to grow silent and Kate to berate them in front of a live television audience.

The awkward footage simply solidified Kate's place as the worst celebrity mother on the planet... or did it?

Kris Jenner might have something to say about that. The Farrah Abraham sex tape makes a compelling case for this former Teen Mom star. And Nadya Suleman? She just got arrested for welfare fraud.

Who is the worst of the worst when it comes to famous parenting? Click and then vote now:

11 Terrible, Horrible No Good Very Bad Celebrity Mothers
Kate Gosselin has eight children. And we feel sorry for each and every one of them.
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Kate Gosselin

1. Kate Gosselin

Kate Gosselin has eight children. And we feel sorry for each and every one of them.


Dina Lohan

2. Dina Lohan

Dina Lohan is responsible for Lindsay Lohan. What else needs to be said?


Kris Jenner

3. Kris Jenner

Kris Jenner is sort of evil. She likes using her kids to make a lot of money.


Kim Kardashian

4. Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian has one child. For the sake of humanity, let's hope it stays that way.


Jenelle Evans

5. Jenelle Evans

Jenelle Evans isn't the best famous mother in the world. In fact, she could be the worst.


Farrah Abraham

6. Farrah Abraham

Farrah Abraham has starred in a sex tape AND brought a life into the world. Not many women can say that.


Nadya Suleman

7. Nadya Suleman

Nadya Suleman is best known as the Octomom. But it should be the SUCK-tomom.


Linda Hogan

8. Linda Hogan

Linda Hogan as married to Hulk Hogan for many years. She has since dated a much younger man and made a mockery of herself.


Kourtney Kardashian

9. Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian has two kids. But she has exposed them often to Scott Disick.


Gwyneth Paltrow

10. Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow is as stuck up at they come. We feel pretty bad for her kids.


Brooke Mueller

11. Brooke Mueller

Brooke Mueller... yikes. She has been to rehab often and has twins with Charlie Sheen. Those poor twins.


WHO IS THE WORST MOTHER IN HOLLYWOOD?

 

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Farrah Abraham as just voted the Internet's Favorite Sex Tape Star.

But even that honor is not enough to make the former Teen Mom feel better about Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. She tells In Touch Weekly that she wishes she had never filmed her amateur porn.

Farrah Abraham Pose

“It made it hard to have friends and a private life and to trust family, who I feel use me for money,” Abraham tells the tabloid. “If I went back in time, I would not have done it. The sex tape ruined my life.”

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Farrah Abraham has pulled off an epic upset.

In a survey conducted by XCritic(dot)com and Vivid Entertainment, the former Teen Mom was voted Favorite Celebrity Sex Tape Star, receiving 24.5% of the vote and finishing ahead of  Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee (16.8%) and Kim Kardashian (15.6%).

It's safe to assume that a Kanye West and Kim Kardashian sex tape is therefore in the works. Because no way is Yeezus gonna accept anything less than the best from his fiancee, right?

  • Farrah Abraham for Vivid
  • Kim Kardashian, Tight Shirt

Other results from the poll include:

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Brian Dawe is making (not at all) surprising allegations regarding his “relationship” with Farrah Abraham, claiming it was all a farce staged to get on VH1.

Dawe claims the “faux-mance” was solely for the purpose of appearing on Couples Therapy, but at the last minute, he couldn’t go through with it.

“I got myself in this situation because I was only thinking about the profit I would be making from doing this show. That was wrong,” Dawe lamented.

“In the back of my head, I realized I could not participate in a TV show that would further exploit Farrah, and where I would have to lie to be involved.”

On the Couples Therapy season premiere, she was stood up by Brian. Her fake relationship was mocked by Jenelle Evans and others on Twitter.

Apparently, her shock at being alone in the Couples Therapy house was real. Unlike most other things Farrah Abraham has said or done in her life.

So how did it reach that point?

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Jenelle Evans and Farrah Abraham’s war of words rages on, with the former ripping the latter's appearance on VH1's Couples Therapy last night.

The Teen Mom alums are often slamming each others' lives, parenting skills and money making schemes ... and Evans is having a field day with this one.

  • Farrah Abraham Cries on Teen Mom
  • Jenelle Evans Pissed

Farrah's “relationship” with Brian Dawe, the boyfriend who claims she wanted him to fake a romance just for Couples Therapy, does make for ample material.

He says Farrah Abraham asked him to pretend he was her beau so they could make money on the VH1 show, but he backed out at the last minute.

As such, she was stood up by Brian Dawe on the premiere episode, allegedly blindsided and "forced" to go on the relationship counseling show solo.

Jenelle isn't buying it for one second, taking her to task on Twitter.

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If any publicity is good publicity ... Farrah Abraham had the best year ever.

The former Teen Mom, who gained widespread notoriety by filming a "leaked sex tape" with porn star James Deen, was the most Googled reality star of 2013.

Farrah Selfie

Besides her XXX-rated career foray, she cast molds of her junk for a line of sex toys, tried out for Days of Our Lives and generally begged for attention.

She received plenty of criticism for her choices and, along with that, lots of media coverage. More than even Kim Kardashian, at least on Google searches.

If Farrah gives the Internet half as much to talk about in 2014, she may be back in the #1 spot again, though we imagine others will have a say on that matter.

Between the cast of Party Down South, grown up Kardashian siblings Kendall and Kylie Jenner and Phil Robertson, she's going to start '14 behind a bunch.

See the entire list below of the most searched for reality stars of '13 below:

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As previously reported, former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is going on Couples Therapy ... solo. That's ridiculous enough, but it isn't the whole story.

She was supposed to go on the VH1 show with her boyfriend Brian Dawe only he didn't show up to be with her and didn't bother returning her calls or texts.

This all plays out on the first episode of the season, no less!

  • Farrah Abraham Selfie Pic
  • Brian Dawe Pic

The Season 4 premiere, which airs January 2, highlighted Farrah Abraham's devastation as she becomes estranged from her boyfriend. With cameras rolling.

The clueless porn star walks into the house without a partner, which obviously raises the question of her validity for being on a show about Couples Therapy.

When the show's therapist, Dr. Jenn Berman, asked Abraham about what went down between Brian and herself, the single mom had no concrete answer.

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Farrah Abraham continues to out-dumb herself. We didn't think such a feat was even possible at this stage, but you know, our girl makes it happen.

In an interview, the Teen Mom star turned porn star was asked by a UK publication what she considers the craziest rumor she's ever heard about herself.

Her response will make your head spin more than the fact that someone just got Jenelle Evans pregnant for the second time. Drum roll please ...

“I think the most unbelievable rumor that has ever been said about me, and is still said, is that I’m a porn star when I’m not. It is a pet-peeve, but I just don’t listen to it."

"I think it’s outlandish that people think that of me.”

Yes, the star of this year's wildly successful and indisputably hardcore Farrah Abraham porn movie - titled Backdoor Teen Mom, FYI - just can't fathom it.

It's an "unbelievable rumor" that she's a porn star.

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Farrah Abraham is Keeking out once again. And we are even more scared than ever. It's Christmas time, and she appears to be auditioning for the tree.

Seriously. That's what the former Teen Mom star is trying to be these days, right? That fake plastic tree you buy when you don't want a real one?

There's certainly something non-human about her. Take a look:

It's freaky, we're telling you. The lights are on, but nobody's home.

This is almost worse than the Farrah Abraham porn, which was disturbing in its own right. But this ... it's like Farrah Abraham possessed by something.

What is she even talking about, honestly? Is she capable of completing a full sentence? She's making Jenelle Evans look pulled together ... and fresh-faced.

'Tis the season ... for nightmares? Halloween was in October, girl.

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