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Farrah Abraham, reality star, singer, non-porn-star porn star and erotica author, says if MTV really fires her, it shouldn't be because she's sexually open.

Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover
Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making.

The 23-year-old is launching a trilogy of books based on her own life in the adult industry. The first, Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making will launch in July.

It's the graphic Farrah sex tape she loosely bases the books on that may cost her a job with the network that first gave her a taste of reality stardom.

Reports leaked this spring that the other stars of the show that put Farrah on the map want Abraham fired from Teen Mom or else they won't return.

"I don't think MTV should hold people back on account of (being sexually open)," Abraham said. "They have many kinds of sexual behaviors on their shows."

"I would hope if they cut me out, it would be for other reasons," she adds, noting "I keep in touch with reality TV because that's my roots. I enjoy reality."

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In honor of Father's Day 2014, THG is proud (and only a little bit ashamed) to present every father's worst nightmare:

Their daughter having sex! On tape, no less!

From reality stars to former Presidential candidates, it really does seem as if everyone has worked as an amateur porn star at some point in his or her life.

Below, we've compiled a list of the obvious (Kim Kardashian) and the not-so-obvious (Leighton Meester?!?); the attractive (Pamela Anderson) and... well, Octomom.

So, in honor of this year's holiday, click around now and be reminded of those who have said or responded to the question of Who's Your Daddy?!? on camera:

Kendra Wilkinson
Before Hugh Hefner and before Hank Baskett, Kendra Wilkinson got freaky on video with an old boyfriend. And she's got a real talent for rodeo.

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It's here. After months of breathless anticipation, we finally have our first preview of Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making the erotic novel "written" by Farrah Abraham, and it's ...

... every bit as awkward and inane as we had hoped!

Sure, Farrah hasn't read her own book, but that doesn't mean the rest of us can't enjoy the bizarre super sexually-charged drivel churned out by her seemingly drunk ghostwriter:

Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape Sort of Sucked!

It wasn't as titillating as I thought it would be with someone as attractive as Kim. If I ever did a sex tape, I'd want better quality footage for sure.

It wasn't as titillating as I thought it would be with someone as attractive as Kim. If I ever did a sex tape, I'd want better quality...

According to early reports from those who have read the entire book (poor SOBs), Farrah attempts to arouse the reader and establish herself as some kind of sex goddess.

At the same time, she casts herself as the victim and condemning the porn industry - a total contradiction, yet not at all shocking given the source.

Not surprisingly, she doesn't quite pull it off and the book (the first installment in a planned trilogy) ends up being more confusing than stimulating.

Check out the gallery above for some highlights from Farrah's literary debut. WARNING: the phrases "sex warrior" and "swimming with semen" are used in an entirely non-joking fashion.

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Farrah Abraham is weighing in on the greatness that is True Tori, urging Tori Spelling to give Dean McDermott the boot immediately if not sooner.

The Teen Mom turned Backdoor Teen Mom star may be only 23, but that isn’t stopping her from adding her two cents about others' relationships.

She is authoring a Christian parenting book, after all.

  • Lips
  • Tori Pic

“It’s best to move on, Tori!” Farrah tells Life & Style magazine. “I would not tolerate someone cheating on me. She needs to look after their children!”

Of course, Tori says that a big reason she tried to make things work with Dean is because of their four kids and not wanting to break up their family.

On the flip side, Tori subjected the kids to a show in which McDermott fakes a suicide attempt and she talks about sexually experimenting to satisfy Dean.

Clearly, it's not easy to get a read on what's real and what isn't here, or to cast judgment if you're Farrah Abraham, but why let that stop her?

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By her own admission, Farrah Abraham claims to be a sex symbol (some would say "porn star"), but she apparently has very little interest in the erotic novel that she claims to have written.

So little, in fact, that she seems to have not even read the book.

Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover
Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making.

In a recent interview with The Huffington Post, Farrah discusses her sex tape, as well as her forthcoming trilogy of books about sex tapes, and she wants us to know those are two very different things:

"Yes, I had a sex tape, the book talks about sex tapes, but Fallon Opal is way different," Farrah explains. 

Fallon Opal, is not, as you might guess, a gemstone named after a late-night host, but rather the ridiculously named hero of Farrah's novels. A character about whom Farrah knows absolutely nothing: 

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New York Times best-selling author Farrah Abraham (a true title only slightly less hilarious than "Academy Award winner Juicy J") is one of a kind.

First, she penned a memoir, My Teenage Dream Ended, in 2012. Up next: Celebrity Sex Tape, an erotic novel triology “based loosely on her life.”

How do you follow up Celebrity Sex Tape, and the Farrah Abraham sex tape that inspired it? With a parenting book based on Farrah’s Christian faith!

Yes, you read that right. Watch for fire and brimstone outside.

Farrah Abraham Candid Photo

“I have to say faith is a big part of my life. I’m not perfect that’s just life. There really is no perfect Christian,” said the porn star who isn't a porn star.

“I go to church as often as possible and I have great Christian friends ... and those aren’t the ones who say they’re Christian and then act like other ...”

Regarding the obvious irony of penning a Christian parenting book when you're Farrah Abraham, she says she is not perfect, but she is still Christian.

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It's safe to say that Farrah Abraham thinks highly of herself.

After all, not only did Farrah make a sex tape, she also made a mold of her vagina (and, um... other orifices), so that men all over the world could pretend they themselves are knocking up the former Teen Mom.

Yes, Farrah's backdoor is accessible to the entire world ... but don't you go thinking she gives it up on a first date!

In a recent interview, Farrah, talked sex toys, relationships, parenting, and Christianity. Four of her favorite topics ... and four entries on the list of things that Farrah seems to not quite understand:

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Could Farrah Abraham be planning a return to MTV after all?

Amid reports that she was fired by Teen Mom after the rest of her cast members declined to re-up for a new season if she was involved, Farrah played it coy.

Hear what she had to say about that very subject here ...

The reality star, who just turned 23, got her start on 16 & Pregnant, then starred for years on Teen Mom as she raised her daughter Sophia alone.

Then ... some other things happened professionally:

  • Being a porn star.
  • Her own sex toy line.
  • A series of erotic novels.
  • An attempt at making music.
  • A stint on VH1's Couples Therapy.

Yeah. Despite previous claims that she was raped and assaulted as a result of her porn career, and that her sex tape ruined her life, she's upbeat now.

Farrah Abraham tells E! that she's very proud to have made something of herself in life, considering that she was once 16, pregnant and alone.

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There's a good reason most porn stars don't use their real names. They don't want people to know who they are. Or their real name is just not sexy at all. 

Thanks to the Internet, finding a porn star name is as easy as Googling "porn star name generator," which is exactly what we did to determine these.

Some celebrity porn star names derived from this method proved absolutely perfect. Others are just awkward. Kind of like porn itself, you might say.

The following pictures are all totally safe for work, but the mental images you might get from imagining some of these celebrities doing porn?

Probably not so safe. Keep those to yourself!

James Franco
James Franco is Mister Tang. Why does that sound like something he'd actually call himself?

And let's not forget the celebrities who are amateur porn stars, for real. We're saying they made sex tapes and/or actual full-on porn productions:

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Farrah Abraham turns 23 years old on this 31st day of May.

Happy birthday to our favorite porn star who claims she's not a porn star, even though she starred in a porn production - sorry, "leaked sex tape" last year.

In fact, she spent her last birthday promoting it at a sex convention in Florida. Imagine that. What's she up to this year? Pushing her erotic novel trilogy.

Its title? Celebrity Sex Tape. Seriously. Can't make this up.

Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume
Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

Hey, if you're in New York, you can celebrate with her tonight at Pacha NYC. For just $25, you'll get to hang out with the Backdoor Teen Mom herself.

Sounds like Abraham wants you to be there, too. Hardcore.

"Hello good looking!" Farrah Keeked this week, to whom we're not sure (we'll go with you). "So, there is a sexy week coming up in New York City."

"I can say that because every party has the word 'sexy' in it!"

"So, of course, you know my sexy 23rd birthday bash with some awesome celebrities from all your favorite networks - Bravo, E!, VH1, MTV."

"They're all gonna be there supporting my birthday!"

Don't everybody line up at once now. Breathe.

In all seriousness, have fun, girl. Despite how many times we've seen Farrah Abraham crying over the years, here's hoping there will be no tears tonight ...

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Farrah Abraham Biography

Farrah Farrah Abraham is the star of Teen Mom and the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham. Sophia's father (Derek Underwood) was killed in a car... More »
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Farrah Abraham Quotes

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.

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