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Farrah Abraham's efforts to promote her "erotic novel trilogy" are slowly revealing that the former Teen Mom star might be a far worse person than anyone had previously imagined.

Yesterday, Farrah said she expects her daughter to make a sex tape just like mom.

Then, for an encore, the Celebrity Sex Tape author followed that up by posting the below photo of Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez, and, of course, using it to plug her book.

  • Farrah Abraham Face
  • Selena Gomez Slut Photo

For whatever reason, Farrah Abraham tweeted along with this picture:

"WHY BE A SLUT > When you could be sexy?!?!? #CelebritySextape"

Suffice it to say, it was yet another baffling move on Farrah's part.

She clearly intended to drum up more press for Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making, but again, she did so in a fashion that's unlikely to make anyone want to buy the book.

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It might be hard to imagine, but Farrah Abraham may have just hit a new low.

Yes, we know who we're talking about, and yes, this is the same Farrah Abraham whose restaurant website featured images from her own porn last week.

We assure you, she's officially sunk even lower than that.

Talking (yet again) about her novel Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making during a recent interview, Farrah was asked how she would react if her daughter ever made a sex tape.

Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover
Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making.

The response may be the most mind-numbing drivel to ever issue forth from Farrah's collagen-injected lips:

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Farrah Abraham and Jenelle Evans seem to have a lot on common: they both became famous from getting knocked up in their teens and they've both remained in the news through their never-ending series of bad decisions.

But as we learned last month when Jenelle blasted Farrah on Twitter, these two train wrecks simply don't get along and Farrah certainly didn't help matters by sounding off on Jenelle in a recent interview:

Asked for her thoughts on Jenelle giving birth to her second child, Farrah threw shade all over the joyous occasion by suggesting that Jenelle is unable to provide for her children.

"In my life, women are not continually having babies and putting hardships and having the drama and putting the hardships around their children," said Farrah. "I'm really not about living that lifestyle anymore and I only want to make the best environment for my daughter."

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Earlier this week, Farrah Abraham announced that she's opening a new restaurant in Austin, Texas, with the former Teen Mom / porn star looking to move on from her tawdry past.

One clever hacker insisted on reminding potential patrons of how Farrah made the fortune she used to invest in this latest business venture, however.

The website for Froco was hacked last night and images from the Farrah Abraham "sex tape", Backdoor Teen Mom, were uploaded to the site's homepage.

Farrah Abraham's Lips

One would think that Farrah's not terribly ashamed of her porn past, as she literally wrote a book called Celebrity Sex Tape, but sadly the images were quickly taken down.

And here we were looking forward to perusing 31 flavors while watching Farrah get it from every angle at the same time. Sigh. Maybe someday.

Check out one of the hacked pics after the jump ...

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Earlier this week, Paris Hilton released a new single.

Even more disturbing? This is not the former sex tape star's first single. In fact, she's in the process of compiling tracks for her second studio album, which is just... it's amazing, really.

But Paris isn't the only celebrity who mistakenly thinks she can sing. Far from it, sadly.

The following celebrities get an A for Effort.

But an O for Ouch-Stop-Making-My-Eardrums-Bleed!

Who is the worst of the absolute worst? If you can brave the following "music" samples, give them a listen and decide for yourself: 

Paris Hilton - "Come Alive"
Paris Hilton is set to release her second album. Yes, TWO Paris Hilton albums!

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Say what you will about her, but Farrah Abraham is a woman who never stops hustling, a relentless, tireless worker always thinking of her next move.

She's got the Farrah Abraham sex tape (she is NOT a porn star, dammit), her sex toy line, her sex book, her Christian parenting book, and son on.

Her latest business venture does not involve sex, though. Or books!

She's opening a restaurant in Austin, Texas ... one which she hopes will become a national franchise that expands under her innovative direction.

In the video above, Farrah talks about Froco, does that empty Farrah thing with her eyes, and try to sound intelligent and she describes the operation.

Here's the official site description for what she calls her healthy, family friendly, fresh, frozen cuisine in an innovative, digital, self-service environment ...

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She may be a porn star (whether she admits it or not) and an erotic novel author, but Farrah Abraham says her sex life isn't all that hot these days.

Farrah Abraham Lingerie Photograph

“My personal sex life isn’t that great,” the single former Teen Mom star admits in a new interview. “We all know that my sex life really isn’t that hot or crazy.”

We do?

Funny how the now-infamous Farrah Abraham sex tape left quite the opposite impression in our minds, but maybe that's just us. And James Deen.

In any case, the 23-year-old mother of Sophia, 5, was excited to use her imagination while penning her erotic novel, Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making.

“I just wanted something wild and crazy and I think as women, we don’t do these things in real life,” the Backdoor Teen Mom star says, without irony.

“We just need to get wild and crazy in our heads ... I’m being honest, because there were a lot of hot and heavy things that I wrote about and thought about."

Such as?

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Farrah Abraham insists she is not a porn star, and while we'll dispute this until we're blue in the face, she has at least one thing supporting her argument.

Despite being a self-proclaimed sexual icon with an erotic novel trilogy and line of pleasure toys, she has shot down repeated requests to shoot more porn.

By that logic, she is NOT a pornographic star (more than once).

Farrah Abraham Up Close

"There's lots of industry people who've chosen to be porn stars, and yes they have brought up, 'Will you be in my videos, will you take it a bit further,'" she says.

However, no matter how much her fans might crave an encore, "I've passed on all of those options because that's not really where I'm going in my future."

We reserve the right to call shenanigans on her insistence that she never wanted the Farrah Abraham sex tape to go public, but there is no second tape.

That simple truth, no one can ever take away from her.

Besides her Celebrity Sex Tape book (seriously, that's the name) and her sex toy like, she's got a lot on her plate. Such as her Christian parenting guide.

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Not that she's renowned for having a lot of close confidants to begin with, but Farrah Abraham is running out of friends and burning bridges left and right.

Especially in the MTV universe, given recent events.

  • Jenelle Evans Hair
  • Farrah Abraham Crying Again

Last month, her Teen Mom co-stars Catelynn Lowell, Maci Bookout and Amber Portwood reportedly got her fired by threatening to pull the plug on negotiations.

Having heard that, Farrah took them to task, slamming Lowell, 23, and Tyler Baltierra, 22, for “poor choices” regarding the longtime couple's second pregnancy.

Catelynn and Tyler slammed Abraham right back, and now other Teen Mom stars are weighing in on the brouhaha, clearly on the side of Team Cate.

“Wow, I’m with Catelynn & Tyler!” said the very pregnant Jenelle Evans, 22, who added on Twitter that Abraham’s diss was “COMPLETELY uncalled for.”

“She just wants to stay relevant,” she added.

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Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra of Teen Mom are steamed at Farrah Abraham's comments about what she sees as the Teen Mom duo's "poor choices."

  • Farrah Abraham's Lips
  • Catelynn Lowell and Tyler

Farrah, who was reportedly fired by Teen Mom after the rest of the cast didn't want her back, said it was "very sad” to see the couple “make poor choices."

Catelynn Lowell let her have it on Twitter as a result: “Huh bad choices?!? Hahaha I didn’t make a so-called ‘sex tape’ but WE make the bad choices?”

“‘Poor Choices?’ I don’t recall making a porn to support my child lol!” Baltierra, who is expecting his second baby with stepsister Cate, also added.

The high school sweethearts, who famously gave up their first child, Carly, for adoption on 16 & Pregnant in 2009, are now expecting their second.

Sources say this feud is not new, as Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra mistrusted Abraham even before she shot a porno and got plastic surgery.

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Farrah Abraham Biography

Farrah Farrah Abraham is the star of Teen Mom and the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham. Sophia's father (Derek Underwood) was killed in a car... More »
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Farrah Abraham Quotes

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.

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