If these 15 celebrities ever need to find a side job, there's one we know they're capable of, if you know what we mean. We mean they are also amateur porn stars.
Some of these stars were famous well before they ventured into amateur porn.
Others are famous simply because of amateur porn (cough ... Kim Kardshian).
Others still try to front like their semi-pro porn is amateur (Farrah Abraham).
All are members of an exclusive club, however. A very dirty, exclusive club.
So whose celebrity sex tapes are totally hot? Whose are totally not? Which are all-time classics and which would you just as soon forget ever existed at all?
Okay, don't answer that last one. But for the previous three questions, it all depends who, and what, you're into and on your personal definition of "hot."
You be the judge, people. You be the judge. Now click away:
1. Kendra Wilkinson
Before Hugh Hefner and before Hank Baskett, Kendra Wilkinson got freaky on video with an old boyfriend. And she's got a real talent for rodeo.
3. Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was Kim Kardashian. In other words, she got famous from a guy doing her on camera. She and Kim were also friends once!
4. Farrah Abraham
Okay, there's nothing amateur about getting paid by a porn company to shoot an X-rated video called Backdoor Teen Mom. But she's far from a pro when it comes to everything else.
5. Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson's sex tape was one of the first, and most infamous. And hardest core.
Octomom: Home Alone was the self-pleasure hit of 2012. It may be more pleasurable to hit yourself in the head with a 2x4, but so be it.
7. Hulk Hogan
The Hulk Hogan sex tape with Heather Clem supposedly left him feeling betrayed. He felt incredibly exposed ... literally and otherwise.
9. Tami Erin
Tami Erin put the schlong in Pippi Longstocking. Wait, that doesn't make any sense. Whatever.
10. Leighton Meester
An old Leighton Meester sex tape rocked the web a few years back. She has talented feet.
11. Mindy McCready
Mindy McCready's sex tape was called Baseball Mistress because she had an affair with MLB star Roger Clemens, who was not on the sex tape at all. Some other dude hit it then. That's just funny.
13. Joe Francis
Girls Gone Wild kingpin Joe Francis was also a sex tape star in his own right, although he kept it from the public ... thank goodness.
14. Myla Sinanaj
Myla Sinanaj, the girl Kris Humphries dated after Kim Kardashian dumped him, billed herself as the anti-Kim K. Ironic, since she is kind of obsessed with Kim K.