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We're going to go ahead and stop saying that Farrah Abraham has hit a new low, because every time we do, we learn exactly how wrong we were.

With each passing day, the delusional and incomprehensible Teen Mom alum continues to impress slash baffle us with the things she will say and do.

Asked in a recent interview what she does in her spare time, Farrah described (we kid you not) her typical night out as “dabbling” with businessmen.

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"I say go where the getting is good. I’m not going to find such marriage material at a club. I do dabble with, like, some businessmen that I do meet," she says.

Amazingly, this is not even the first time we've reported that Farrah Abraham is gold digger trolling for sugar daddies, but it's the first time she's admitted it.

So casually, too, maybe because that cat is out of the bag and she's just throwing everything she can at the wall at this point in order to get rich.

This anecdote comes on the heels of a post by celebrity gossip blog Crazy Days and Nights in which a reader claimed to witness a stunning event at a hotel:

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Delusional Teen Mom alum Farrah Abraham continues to impress us with the sheer number of patently insane things she will say in a public forum.

It gets particularly crazy when she focuses on current events, whether they pertain to her or not. Case in point: Hank Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson‘s marriage!

Farrah Abraham With Her Book

Asked why people should try her sex toy line, Farrah said, “Sex toys are a healthy thing. I think too many people don’t get sex toys. They go off the deep end with partners."

"I think of Hank Baskett right now. I heard Kendra and him are having some troubles. I think this might help. I think cheating is bad, sex toys are good.”

While we appreciate the sentiment, Farrah might want to consider that Hank's alleged paramour, Ava London, is a transsexual with a penis.

Her sex toy line includes a mold of Abraham's vagina. He may not be interested if he's turning to Ava for mutual hand relief, but that's just us speculating.

Farrah is quick to remind us, in any case, of the difference between sex tapes and porn and the fact that the "sex stuff" is totally in the past for her.

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Farrah Abraham is out of her mind.

As she promotes her erotic book trilogy Celebrity Sex Tape and spews utter nonsense regarding that literary gem each and every day, there's never a dull moment.

Her latest noteworthy comment?

Asked who she would tap to play her novels' semi-autobiographical protagonist, Fallon Opal, the Backdoor Teen Mom star aimed high: Sandra Bullock!

  • Farrah Abraham: Celeburty!
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Yes, when she's not talking about how her daughter Sophia will make her own sex tape one day, or calling Selena Gomez a slut, she's fantasy casting her movie.

The 23-year-old single mother of Sophia, 5, says that while "fans have been asking her to star" in a movie version of her new book, that does not interest her.

“I think I’ve done, myself, enough TV, and me, obviously I would never be in a video or a movie of my book because that would be crazy,” she tells Us.

“I mean, I guess I could - didn’t the Wolf On Wall Street guy kind of do it?"

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Farrah Abraham's efforts to promote her "erotic novel trilogy" are slowly revealing that the former Teen Mom star might be a far worse person than anyone had previously imagined.

Yesterday, Farrah said she expects her daughter to make a sex tape just like mom.

Then, for an encore, the Celebrity Sex Tape author followed that up by posting the below photo of Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez, and, of course, using it to plug her book.

  • Farrah Abraham Face
  • Selena Gomez Slut Photo

For whatever reason, Farrah Abraham tweeted along with this picture:

"WHY BE A SLUT > When you could be sexy?!?!? #CelebritySextape"

Suffice it to say, it was yet another baffling move on Farrah's part.

She clearly intended to drum up more press for Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making, but again, she did so in a fashion that's unlikely to make anyone want to buy the book.

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It might be hard to imagine, but Farrah Abraham may have just hit a new low.

Yes, we know who we're talking about, and yes, this is the same Farrah Abraham whose restaurant website featured images from her own porn last week.

We assure you, she's officially sunk even lower than that.

Talking (yet again) about her novel Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making during a recent interview, Farrah was asked how she would react if her daughter ever made a sex tape.

Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover
Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making.

The response may be the most mind-numbing drivel to ever issue forth from Farrah's collagen-injected lips:

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Farrah Abraham and Jenelle Evans seem to have a lot on common: they both became famous from getting knocked up in their teens and they've both remained in the news through their never-ending series of bad decisions.

But as we learned last month when Jenelle blasted Farrah on Twitter, these two train wrecks simply don't get along and Farrah certainly didn't help matters by sounding off on Jenelle in a recent interview:

Asked for her thoughts on Jenelle giving birth to her second child, Farrah threw shade all over the joyous occasion by suggesting that Jenelle is unable to provide for her children.

"In my life, women are not continually having babies and putting hardships and having the drama and putting the hardships around their children," said Farrah. "I'm really not about living that lifestyle anymore and I only want to make the best environment for my daughter."

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Earlier this week, Farrah Abraham announced that she's opening a new restaurant in Austin, Texas, with the former Teen Mom / porn star looking to move on from her tawdry past.

One clever hacker insisted on reminding potential patrons of how Farrah made the fortune she used to invest in this latest business venture, however.

The website for Froco was hacked last night and images from the Farrah Abraham "sex tape", Backdoor Teen Mom, were uploaded to the site's homepage.

Farrah Abraham's Lips

One would think that Farrah's not terribly ashamed of her porn past, as she literally wrote a book called Celebrity Sex Tape, but sadly the images were quickly taken down.

And here we were looking forward to perusing 31 flavors while watching Farrah get it from every angle at the same time. Sigh. Maybe someday.

Check out one of the hacked pics after the jump ...

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Earlier this week, Paris Hilton released a new single.

Even more disturbing? This is not the former sex tape star's first single. In fact, she's in the process of compiling tracks for her second studio album, which is just... it's amazing, really.

But Paris isn't the only celebrity who mistakenly thinks she can sing. Far from it, sadly.

The following celebrities get an A for Effort.

But an O for Ouch-Stop-Making-My-Eardrums-Bleed!

Who is the worst of the absolute worst? If you can brave the following "music" samples, give them a listen and decide for yourself: 

Paris Hilton - "Come Alive"
Paris Hilton is set to release her second album. Yes, TWO Paris Hilton albums!

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Say what you will about her, but Farrah Abraham is a woman who never stops hustling, a relentless, tireless worker always thinking of her next move.

She's got the Farrah Abraham sex tape (she is NOT a porn star, dammit), her sex toy line, her sex book, her Christian parenting book, and son on.

Her latest business venture does not involve sex, though. Or books!

She's opening a restaurant in Austin, Texas ... one which she hopes will become a national franchise that expands under her innovative direction.

In the video above, Farrah talks about Froco, does that empty Farrah thing with her eyes, and try to sound intelligent and she describes the operation.

Here's the official site description for what she calls her healthy, family friendly, fresh, frozen cuisine in an innovative, digital, self-service environment ...

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She may be a porn star (whether she admits it or not) and an erotic novel author, but Farrah Abraham says her sex life isn't all that hot these days.

Farrah Abraham Lingerie Photograph

“My personal sex life isn’t that great,” the single former Teen Mom star admits in a new interview. “We all know that my sex life really isn’t that hot or crazy.”

We do?

Funny how the now-infamous Farrah Abraham sex tape left quite the opposite impression in our minds, but maybe that's just us. And James Deen.

In any case, the 23-year-old mother of Sophia, 5, was excited to use her imagination while penning her erotic novel, Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making.

“I just wanted something wild and crazy and I think as women, we don’t do these things in real life,” the Backdoor Teen Mom star says, without irony.

“We just need to get wild and crazy in our heads ... I’m being honest, because there were a lot of hot and heavy things that I wrote about and thought about."

Such as?

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