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A desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua.

That's how Charlie Sheen describes Farrah Abraham in an epic rejection letter after she leaked their text messages from earlier in the week.

What's he rejecting her from, you ask? His company, life, the planet ... who knows honestly. But he clearly wants nothing to do with her AT ALL.

Here's what Sheen wrote to Farrah Abraham:

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hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

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Farrah Abraham is reinvesting her dividends, so to speak. The reality star just got a boob job ... upgrade. They were fake. Now they're bigger and fake!

The 22-year-old went back under the knife May 31, swapping out her saline C-cups for silicone D-cups. Ironically, "I look more natural now," she claims.

You be the judge:

Farrah Boobs

"I want to look my best. And I'm looking amazing," she adds, modestly.

Prior Farrah Abraham boob job, chin implant and nose job surgeries set her back more than $10,000. She paid another $7,145 for her latest surgery.

Sofa change after the seven-figure deal she recently inked.

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Farrah Abraham really wants a play date with Charlie Sheen.

With their young kids, that is. Not one in which they jointly masturbate to her sex tape (though he would likely be game, let's be real).

She's been texting him, whatever her goal!

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The newly-minted porn star first reached out to Sheen in May about a role on Anger Management, taking initiative and asking him out for coffee.

Sheen's response: "Coffee is for amateurs and grandma."

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Farrah Abraham is taking the phrase "self love" to new heights/depths.

During a tell-all interview on Howard Stern's Sirius XM radio show today, the Backdoor Teen Mom star revealed that she pleasures herself regularly.

While watching the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Delightful.

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Abraham, 22, didn't hold back while discussing her her porno.

When a caller (no, not Charlie Sheen) remarked that he's climaxed while watching James Deen put it to her, Stern asked Farrah what turns her on.

"I masturbate to ... I like to watch my own video," she said.

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Farrah Abraham has certainly, um, expanded her audience in recent months.

The Teen Mom-turned-porn star says she's been contacted by some major Hollywood A-listers since her adult film debut, including one non-surprising fan:

Charlie Sheen.

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“I think if I gave you some clues you would guess it," she says of her #1 fan.

"He has been married, he lives in LA, and he basically was like the main character of a show, then he left and they replaced him with Ashton Kutcher.”

“You can guess more but that’s a possible winner. And some other ones.”

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Farrah Abraham may have taken it from behind in her sex tape, but the reality star has gotten out in front of her recent DUI arrest.

The celebrity was popped for drunk driving in March, but reached an agreement this week with prosecutors in which she entered a plea of guilty in order to avoid prison.

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Abraham was sentenced instead to six months probation and a $500 fine.

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Don't let the name fool you

Yes, the Farrah Abraham sex tape is titled "Backdoor Teen Mom," but this amateur porn actress makes it clear in a new interview with The Broward Palm Beach New Times:

"It was more than anal sex."

In related news: apparently Farrah Abraham gave an interview to The Broward Palm Beach New Times?!?

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The young mother also took a few moment to once again diss co-star James Deen, telling the newspaper he was only a gentle lover because she forced him to be.

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It looks like Farrah Abraham is now heading for solo stardom.

Reality TV show style. Not Octomom porn self-pleasure style.

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The Teen Mom star turned porn star  has signed a deal to shoot her own reality show. She Tweeted a link to an article announcing the new project.

"Get ready for better TV :) The News Is True," Farrah Abraham said.

"MAJOR NEWS!! Spinboi Films has signed Teen Mom Farrah Abraham to develop a new reality docu-soap! TV magic coming soon!" Spinboi posted.

Oh boi.

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In what has to be the best/worst idea we've heard in months, MTV is mulling a Teen Mom spinoff special starring Farrah Abraham ... AND Jenelle Evans.

Two of the most controversial reality stars, together in one house. With their moms. You can't make this stuff up. Well, unless somebody did.

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MTV has not commented, but reports say the network is pitching the special, one-time episode starring the Teen Mom stars and their estranged moms.

If it's got Barbara Evans, we'd watch. End of discussion.

Execs are exploring the idea of them living "in a house with their moms for a week, or more, while cameras roll, kind of like Big Brother,” a Radar source says.

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The eBay sale of the bikini worn in the Farrah Abraham sex tape has been curtailed because it has not been washed since she donned it ... seriously.

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Vivid Entertainment, the studio behind Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, listed the reality star's used bikini for auction with a starting bid of $500.

The listing was pulled, though, and not due to terrible taste.

According to a statement, eBay yanked the item because:

"Due to health and hygiene concerns our policy does not allow any used clothing to be listed on the site unless the item has been washed first."

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Farrah Abraham Biography

Farrah Farrah Abraham is the star of Teen Mom and the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham. Sophia's father (Derek Underwood) was killed in a car... More »
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Farrah Abraham Quotes

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.

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