Just when you thought Farrah Abraham had hit rock bottom, she proves you wrong. No, not because she's "Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom."
She's just redefining where the bottom is.
The sex tape star and her creepily vacant expression took to Twitter and suggested that, y'know, people should follow her. Well, if "your" single that is.
Why? WHY would anyone follow Farrah Abraham? Unless you're just curious what on earth she would post about ... in which case we sort of get it.
We don't entirely get it, because it's more than likely going to be Farrah tweeting about strippers, porn or "staying positive" despite "haters," but sorta.
The other funny part?