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Porn star James Deen got more than he bargained for when he signed up to shoot with Farrah Abraham, he says in the October issue of Playboy.

Deen, 27, actually turned down the offer to film with the Teen Mom alum initially, but later agreed to do it as long as it didn't turn into a media circus.

So much for that. He tells Playboy:

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"I got a call, and they asked if I wanted to do a celebrity sex tape with Farrah. They said, 'We'll set it up so it looks like you guys are dating, TMZ will find out and it'll be all over the TV.'"

"I said, 'No, I don't want to do that. Hire somebody else.' But they promised the media wouldn't be involved. I made sure they knew I was going to tell the truth if anybody asked me."

Which, of course, is precisely what happened.

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Not even nine weeks after getting kicked out of rehab, Farrah Abraham is showcasing strong willpower by partying at clubs and posting videos to boot.

How can a woman who sought in-patient treatment for addiction keep it together in this environment? We have no idea, but we can't tell if she's sober.

She could just be ... Farrah Abraham. Girl is not smart.

The bottom line with her trip to rehab is that like everything she does, it was all for attention and not to truly better her existence or her daughter's.

Let's be real here, THGers.

A Teen Mom star who acts like her daughter is a non-factor, trolls for men on sugar daddy websites, makes a "sex tape" and gets kicked out of rehab?

Not going to be writing self-help books anytime soon. Although in Farrah's case, she might actually try if she thinks she can make a quick buck or two.

No shame.

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Asked if she considers herself a feminist, Teen Mom-turned-adult film star Farrah Abraham recently revealed that ... she has no idea what that means.

And we thought asking "who is Trayvon Martin" was bad.

Like many in her new profession, Farrah Abraham is making appearances at strip clubs across the country, raking in cash and dropping pearls of wisdom.

Ahead of a trip to a South Florida establishment next week, she spoke with Miami New Times and reiterated her version of how her sex tape came to pass.

The interviewer notes that Abraham's version of events - that she dated James Deen and their sex tape was intended to be private - is hard to believe.

Just the same, she's sticking by her story that she decided to cash in only after the video "leaked." At which point the following exchange took place:

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"You can expect to see me being on top of everything." - Farrah Abraham

Ever the Renaissance woman, America's most infamous Teen Mom says she's delving into the literary world with an upcoming erotic romance novel.

We know what you're thinking ... Farrah Abraham knows how to write?!?

Backdoor Teen Mom certainly opened a lot of doors (so to speak) for her, but Abraham says she's focused on being a parent to her little girl Sophia, 4.

"I'm always working, but I'm a mom first and foremost," she insists.

As for all her "work" pursuits? "Right now I'm working on a new song that will be released next month, my spinoff show and my erotic romance novel."

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Farrah Abraham will not play any role on Days of Our Lives, despite reports that she auditioned to play a hooker, which did seem to make sense logically.

Abraham definitely did try to secure the part of call girl Destiny on the long-running NBC soap opera, but a new report says she will play no part on it.

"That is false," a rep for the soap opera said regarding the casting rumors.

The audition tape has surfaced online, however, and it's hilarious. Watch:

Yeah. At least she can swear and play with her hair a lot. So convincing!

Farrah Abraham auditioned for the soap opera part earlier this year, and the above video "leaked" much like her "private" sex tape with James Deen did.

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Farrah Abraham has reportedly been offered a part on Days of Our Lives as a hooker, but the soap opera's cast worries she may tarnish its reputation.

Yes ... the Days of Our Lives cast is concerned that a guest star will hurt their image. That's how far Farrah Abraham has fallen since Teen Mom.

Farrah was reportedly asked to play prostitute named Destiny in the iconic NBC daytime drama after she sent producers some homemade audition tapes.

Those videos impressed show-runners, which isn't too surprising, given the success of Backdoor Teen Mom and her sugar daddy website experience.

Also, she has been accused of being an ACTUAL hooker by Myla Sinanaj (see below), a charge she denies but is not really all that far fetched.

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Farrah Abraham cast on Dancing With the Stars? It could happen.

Chelsea Houska's dad Randy calls the rumor laughable, though.

Fans of Teen Mom 2 know Randy does not mince words. That includes when discussing other Teen Moms, such as Jenelle Evans and Farrah Abraham.

His latest passive-aggressive comments were issued regarding the buzz that the Teen Mom/porn star may soon join Dancing With the Stars:

"Dancing with the Stars seems to be #JumpingTheShark."

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Controversial Teen Mom cast member turned adult film star Farrah Abraham is being wooed by ABC's Dancing With the Stars, reports indicate.

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The official cast announcement is scheduled for early month, and an insider listed Farrah as one of many celebs producers are trying to score.

We thought this was a fake, albeit hilarious report at first, but it looks like they've at least made overtures. Whether she accepts is another story.

It's hard to imagine Farrah Abraham of all people turning DWTS down, too. Especially with the "millionaire" begging for gifts on Amazon now.

Others reportedly being asked to do the show this fall:

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Want to be Farrah Abraham's Sugar Daddy? Which entails lavishing her with expensive gifts just so she'll pay attention to you and pretend she cares?

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Sounds like an awesome arrangement, we know.

Farrah Abraham and Sydney Leathers are really on to something with this not-quite-prostituting pursuit. So how do you get started wooing her?

Well, there's a nice "Wish List" of things she'd like you to buy for her on Amazon. Good place to start if you're into this sort of thing (and person).

She shared this helpful guide to buying her affections. You can go in on a $20 pair of sequined booty shorts, or go ALL OUT with a $1,500 bookcase.

Who knows what the $1,500 gets you. Talking dirty on the phone? Sexting? A signed, Deluxe Collector's Edition Farrah Abraham Sex Tape?

We can only guess.

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According to one-time BFF Myla Sinanaj, Farrah Abraham is a shameless, opportunistic, gold-digging liar who will do anything - or anyone - to get rich.

We're not sure if posing for Girls and Corpses magazine proves Myla's point entirely, but it definitely shows that Farrah's willing to think outside the box.

In other news, Girls and Corpses is a real magazine. What a world.

While she loves to spin half-truths along the way, the single mother-of-one-turned-porn star is unabashedly using her newfound infamy to cash in.

As such, last weekend, Farrah jumped from the hot bed of porn star James Deen, her "sex tape" partner, to the stone cold coffin of a rotting cadaver.

We don't even have a punch line for that. It's just a statement.