by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Eva Longoria Parker and Victoria Beckham are friends in real life - but we're about to turn them into enemies!

The beauties are teaming up to shill for LG Electronics, as the company prepares the launch of the LG Lotus Elite and LG Rumor Touch cell phones.

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They'll star in online videos that launch on May 3, followed by a kick-off fashion party in Los Angeles on May 24.

Of course, if LG really wanted to move product, it would ditch these outfits and just have Victoria and Eva pose naked with chains. Just an idea.

It got us thinking, in fact: Which of these vixens' buttons would you rather press... if you know what we mean!

 

Click on these photos. Enlarge them. And then vote above: Would you rather flip open Victoria Beckham or Eva Longoria?

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

If you thought deciding between Beyonce nude and Eva Longoria nude was difficult, try to determine which of these beauties you'd rather smell like.

This seemingly odd question is relevant because the stars are the latest in a long line of celebrities to somehow think being famous means you have an idea of how to create a perfume.

In February, for example, Beyonce Heat hits shelves. The singer says she played a key role in its formation:

“From the bottle design to the name and the ideas for the commercials — that’s me. When I commit to something, I do it 100 percent, and I’ve never had [creative control over a fragrance] until this project,” Beyone said of her scent, which will include red vanilla orchid, magnolia and amber.

We guess that sounds nice.

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Also coming in early 2010: Eva by Eva Longoria.

“I never knew how complicated it was to create a unique scent that hasn’t already been done,” said the Desperate Housewives actress. “[I wanted] to create my own fragrance that is light, fresh and unique. I think the scent of a woman is extremely sexy and this scent will prove that.”

It will feature hints of citrus, jasmine, muguet, violet and sandalwood.

Based on these descriptions, which celebrity would you prefer to smell like?

 

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