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Eva Longoria is one of the most beautiful women in the world. She may not be up to Marisa Miller standards, at least not according to Maxim's Hot 100 of 2008, but let's just say we go to bed at night cursing Tony Parker.

Still, the Desperate Housewives star isn't doing herself any favors with the dress below. No one on The Hollywood Gossip staff is a fashion expert, but is the peacock look really in?

Mya Fashion Choice

What do you think of the dress below? Do you love it? Or should Longoria take this outfit and shove it?

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During the San Antonio Spurs vs. New Orleans Hornets playoff game last night, one New Orleans fan came up with a creative way to distract point guard Tony Parker:

This Eva Longoria cut-out must have worked: Parker's Spurs lost to the Hornets, 101-79. They're down three games to two in the series.

Eva Longoria Photograph
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Remember when X17 - a celebrity photo agency - made the tiny mistake of accusing Tony Parker of having an affair with model Alexandra Paressant? Despite the fact that, you know, the Spurs guard had never met the gold digger?

Well, months later, the company posted an apology to Parker and wife Eva Longoria:

"X17online.com and X7 [sic], Inc. regret having been misled by Ms. Paressant and her representatives and apologize to Mr. Parker for any damage or inconvenience this may have caused him or his wife."

In a related story, Ashley Dupre would like to apologize to Eliot Spitzer for any inconvenience her charging him money for sex may have caused.

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We're a day late, but hopefully Eva Longoria was too busy celebrating with husband Tony Parker last night to notice.

Our favorite Desperate Housewives cast member turned 33 yesterday. She doesn't look a day over 32 to us.

European Red Carpet Pic

To mark the occasion, here's a classic photo of Eva Longoria nude... with chains!

When does your favorite star blow out his or her candles? Consult our celebrity birthdays calendar now to find out!

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You gotta love PETA.

No matter what else is going on in the celebrity news world, they will always be there to give us material, chastising peeps for wearing fur and leather. It's as reliable as the weekly photo of Britney Spears in no underwear.

The animal rights group's list of 2008's Worst-Dressed Celebs includes the likes of Aretha Franklin (the biggest loser, in more ways than one), Lindsay Lohan, Eva Longoria, Kate Moss, Kylie Minogue and Marilyn Manson.

Some excerpts from PETA's recent rants about the above criminals ...

Aretha Franklin

How 'bout some R-E-S-P-E-C-T for animals? Aretha, when you waddled into the Grammys, you looked as if you were going to perform "I Am the Walrus."

Eva Longoria
In her trashy furs, Eva Longoria looks like the streetwalker of Wisteria Lane. Eva is one "desperate housewife" in need of a quickie divorce - from her stylist.

FUR REAL: PETA is hating on Eva Longoria.

Lindsay Lohan
I Know Who Killed Me
isn't just the title of Lindsay Lohan's latest bomb, it's the cry of the animals snuffed out so she can pose in their pelts. There's no road to recovery for the foxes who are anally electrocuted so that you can look skanky.

THG NOTE: Gross.

THG NOTE #2
: You can't complain about the recent Lindsay Lohan nude photo shoot, can you, PETA? No fur there! Well, except for the crotch of fire.

Kate Moss
Nothing completes the transition from supermodel to super tramp like a fur coat. If Kate could see with those bleary eyes, maybe she'd clear her closet of those furs.

THG NOTE #3: Time to follow Lindsay's lead, Kate. Moss hasn't shown us any topless photos in, what, weeks? Get it together, you waif!

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To say that Eva Longoria is supportive of Jessica Alba as a mother might be more of an understatement than to say American Idol has a few fans.

"She's going to be amazing!" Longoria told People magazine at the premiere of her new comedy Over Her Dead Body.

Tony Parker's gorgeous wife added: "She has to be one of the most compassionate, loving people you've ever met, and she is going to raise the most awesome human being in this world!"

Moreover, Longoria is a huge fan of Cash Warren as a great match for Alba.

"Cash has to be another amazing human being," she said. "So the two together â€" it's a no-brainer!"

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Take that, Alexandra Paressant.

Eva Longoria is standing by her embattled husband, showing up L.A.'s Staples Center for the San Antonio Spurs game against the L.A. Lakers on Thursday.

Tony Parker, the Spurs' point guard, sprained his ankle and sat out of the game while Eva Longoria mingled with pals Mario Lopez and Ryan Seacrest.

San Antonio was defeated, but Longoria and Parker are doing their best to reign victorious over Alexandra Paressant, an attention-seeking model who claims that Parker cheated on Eva with her. She claims certain text messages prove this.

Actress Eva Longoria and basketball star Tony Parker, who wed this summer, have not been rattled by rumors that he had an affair with model Alexandra Paressant.

Undeterred, Eva and Tony dined out with some friends after the game at the hot Hollywood sushi restaurant Katsuya. It wasn't the pair's only sighting Thursday, as Parker was on hand as Longoria shot a new L'Oréal commercial.

"[Tony Parker] went straight into Eva's trailer," an onlooker tells Us Weekly. "She was already on set when he arrived but he waited for her to come back. She came back with a big smile on her face and acted as if nothing could possibly be wrong."

As long as there's no semen involved.

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Tony Parker is a championship basketball player for the San Antonio Spurs.

But is he also a world class cheater on wife Eva Longoria?

Alexandra Paressant certainly says so, as the model claims she met the basketball star as his July wedding to the actress and then began to exchange sexually explicit text messages and phone calls when he was in Paris in September.

They slept together, she alleges, and continued seeing each other night after night in Paris until he left to San Antonio a short time later.

"We had room service. He said that Eva, sexually speaking, does not want to do certain things," she said. "She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like [a] certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne."

Raise your hand if you actually believe Alexandra Paressant had an affair with Tony Parker. Thank you. Neither do we.

Look, even if those accusations are true, Parker still gets to see Eva Longoria nude. That would be enough to keep any man loyal.

Despite the attention Paressant has received for her remarks, the Desperate Housewives star stands by her man: "Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband," she said in a statement released through her rep.

The attention-seeking model won't shut up, however, saying Parker has told her he wasn't want kids and replied to her question about the public finding out about their affair with: "People can think whatever they want."

In the end, we'd still like to believe Longoria's rep, Liza Anderson. She said:

"These allegations are completely, 100% false and untrue. All high profile couples fall victim to these sorts of things in the course of their relationships. It appears that this is not the first time this woman has used an athlete to gain public notoriety."

It's true. Paressant has also dated soccer star Ronaldinho. She's so busted!

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Easy, fellas.

We know how excited you get over the mere mention of Eva Longoria naked. So we can only imagine how this juicy piece of celebrity gossip must be sitting with you right now.

But despite talk going around of a sex tape featuring the Desperate Housewives star and her new husband, Tony Parker, we have doubts about its authenticity.

First, a quick overview of the reports: Allegedly, the video is already available on pay per view adult film site; however a blog says it's willing to post the tape for all to see after "verifying… legal issues associated with it."

Remember, though: Meg White sex tape rumors were shot down last week. And Eva isn't exactly known for shedding her clothes, and her morals, like Kim Kardashian has in the past.

Therefore, we ask readers to take this news with a grain of salt. A very sexy, alluring grain of salt.

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Vanessa Hudgens nude pics may still be making celebrity news headlines around the world - but we're trying to help take the spotlight off this poor, young actress.

And what better way to accomplish that goal than to post an almost naked Eva Longoria picture? It just doesn't get any more distracting.

The amazing looking wife of Tony Parker and star of Desperate Housewives is proudly showing off pretty much all her mama gave her below. And we're glad to stare at it:

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