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Being in shape is more important than being alive.

So Jimmy Kimmel told us before introducing his faux workout DVD, the Hottie Body Hump Club, with an array of female stars in a funny post-Oscars skit.

Scarlett Johansson and her JBF hair, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Emily Blunt and other stars all know the benefits of “exercising” passionately.

That "Humpilates" class does look fun, except maybe for Biel, who appears to be possessed or on massive quantities of stimulants. We hope she's acting.

Topping it all off? A cameo from none other than Lindsay Lohan, a girl who certainly knows about humping all day and all night. Her words, not ours ...

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It's over. Legally, for real over. Tony Parker's lawyer slipped into a Texas courthouse Friday with papers that ended his marriage to Eva Longoria.

Eva's lawyer quietly filed papers Friday to dismiss a divorce petition she filed in L.A. County Superior Court, clearing the way for the dissolution.

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Sad as the divorce is, at least it was done privately and amicably.

Tony and Eva were married less than three years.

They filed separately, originally, but both sides agreed Texas was the proper place for the divorce because that's where the prenup was signed.

It looked like a major battle was looming, but ultimately, there was no conflict. Well, aside from the whole Tony sexting Erin Barry thing.

Eva has already been linked to a new man, Eduardo Cruz.

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January Jones and Eva Longoria engaged in a cleavage-off at this year's Golden Globe Awards.

Neither actress shied away from showing it all off on the red carpet, although the Mad Men star truly went all out with a gown that pushed her breasts so close together that no life form would be able to survive getting caught in between.

Although: what a way to go that would be! Compare the dueling dresses below and vote on your favorite.

Fashion Face-Off!

January Jones and Eva Longoria both went with a cleavage-themed dress at the Golden Globe Awards. Who looks sexier? View Poll »

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Two months after filing for divorce from wife Eva Longoria amid allegations that he was sexting Erin Barry, Tony Parker is finding solace in basketball.

"The most important thing is to stay strong mentally, even if these are very difficult times," Parker told his native France's Le Parisien newspaper.

"I've take refuge in basketball, as it's what I've done best since my youth."

Tony Parker and Eva Longoria were married only a few years.

Parker, whose San Antonio Spurs are having a great year, is trying to "make sense of things" but his teammates stood by him and keep him strong.

The athlete says he appreciates the "support of [my] teammates, coaches and San Antonio." Equally important, he says, "has been my family."

Parker says he's been avoiding reading anything about his marriage. Wonder if that includes Eva reportedly moving on with Eduardo Cruz.

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Unfortunately for Eva Longoria, Tony Parker allegedly moved on from his marriage before it was actually over.

According to a new report, though, the Desperate Housewives star has now opened up her bed to another mate, as well.

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The New York Post quotes a source that says Longoria was spotted in her garage on December 24, wearing nothing but a short white robe. She was joined there by Penelope Cruz's brother, Eduardo.

"He's there at least three nights out of every four - he turns up and he leaves the next morning," says an insider, who apparently has binoculars fixed on Longoria's house. "They are trying desperately to stay beneath the radar."

Eduardo Cruz makes a living as a pop singer and is 10 years younger than the actress. Her rep claims the two are just "friends."

No word, however, on whether this friendship has any benefits attached to it.

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Eva Longoria is getting divorced from Tony Parker following a shocking sexting scandal (thanks, Erin Barry) that rocked this seemingly perfect couple.

Because Sandra Bullock adopted a baby following her equally stunning split from Jesse James this year, In Touch thinks it would do Eva good, too.

The irony, of course, is that Bullock and James actually adopted Louis together, and agreed she would have sole custody after their split. Oh well:

ON HER OWN: We'll believe this one when we see it.

The ridiculous thing, aside from the fact that this scandal pales in comparison to the Bullock-James-Michelle McGee drama, is the Eva photo they used.

At first glance, you'd actually assume Longoria posed for this, opening up to the publication about the divorce and her empowering maternal instincts.

In reality, it's likely years old. Come on, In Touch. Just because you're looking to recreate the Sandra Bullock scandal doesn't mean you can fool THG.

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Their divorce is moving forward, but it must be amicable if Eva Longoria flies across the country to be with Tony Parker. It can't be just for the Texas BBQ.

A TMZ picture shows Eva dressed in black and wearing a black hat at Rudy's Country Store and Bar-B-Q, just north of San Antonio. Tony met her there.

Even in light of the Erin Barry scandal, sources connected with the couple say Eva flew to Texas to spend time with Tony and that it was all very friendly. 

YEAH, BABY! This is not a current photo.

The restaurant where they met is actually gas station with a BBQ pit out back. It's just a few miles from a huge house that Tony and Eva recently built.

Sources say Eva and Tony are still planning to divorce, but are back on good terms and would not rule out a chance for reconciliation completely ... yet.

Hey, that's better than nothing!

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Erin Barry has broken her silence.

Tony Parker's mistress slash sexting partner denies she had anything to do with the end of his marriage to Eva Longoria in a heated Facebook post.

Tony and Wife

Eva and Tony separated last month amid reports of him sending hundreds of racy texts to Erin Barry, the wife of his former teammate Brent Barry.

BARRY THE HATCHET: Somehow we don't buy Erin's denials.

Erin Facebooked, unequivocally, that "I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR with Tony Parker, nor did I pursue Tony Parker. Unfortunately, since our divorces are occurring at the same time, great speculation has been cast on our friendship."

Barry, who's also getting divorced, adds, "My friendship with Tony Parker had nothing to do with the end of my marriage (which is painful enough without this drama). To assume we had an affair is naive, ridiculous, and misguided."

That clears it up ... only not really. Note the lack of denials when it comes to picking up her phone and sending dirty thoughts. Call it a sexting-only non-affair.

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Just weeks after their shocking separation, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker shared a meal at an L.A.-area hotel yesterday, sparking reconciliation rumors.

A source close to the couple says "they are not reconciling," however.

Eva at Cannes

The pair, whose marriage unraveled thanks to him sexting Erin Barry, are just ending it amicably: "It was just a friendly lunch to work out the details."

How the mighty have fallen. Tony personally, not the Spurs.

On November 17, the Desperate Housewives star filed for divorce one day after a story broke that Tony sent hundreds of racy texts to an ex-teammate's wife.

Erin Barry, the wife of ex-San Antonio Spurs guard Brent Barry, is also going through a divorce - and is repped by the same lawyer who just dumped Parker.

Despite Eva's heartbreak, a source tells Us the couple remains committed to ending their marriage with dignity: "It's been very amicable. They still get along."

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Tony Parker and Eva Longoria are splitting up, but given that his attorney also reps Erin Barry, the woman he was sexting, he's now without representation.

Richard Orsinger filed Tony's divorce petition on November 19 in Texas. But when Tony hired him, he didn't know another one of his clients was involved.

Beautiful Eva

Erin Barry, the estranged wife of Brent Barry, Parker's former San Antonio Spurs teammate, is the woman who Tony was allegedly sexting on the side.

OVER: For Tony and Eva, it's a question of when, not if.

The bottom line was that Orsinger felt it was a conflict of interest to rep both Parker and Barry in their respective divorce cases, and Parker got cut.

According to reports, Parker is in the process of finding another lawyer and the Texas divorce will proceed. Eva has filed for divorce in Los Angeles.

Fortunately, the lawyer does not also represent Sophia Egeler.

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