Eva Longoria

The lovely Eva Longoria was swept off her feet by beau Tony Parker when he surprised her Monday on the L.A. set of her new film. Longoria is filming How I Met My Boyfriend's Dead Fiancée. With a title like that, how can it not be a winner!

The Desperate Housewives star has been moonlighting in the comedy as a ghost meddling in her living boyfriend's new relationship. Parker, of the NBA's San Antonio Spurs, plays basketball for a living. And dates Eva Longoria. What a lucky individual.

We're not talking about how much these actresses cost you during a night out. After all, any man in his right mind would spend on these ladies until cows (aka Britney Spears pictures) came home.

We mean, literally, how much you'd pay just to go out with Eva Longoria or Jessica Biel.

According to a pair of recent auctions, the star of Desperate Housewives is worth A LOT more than the former Seventh Heaven offspring.

Earlier this summer, a man paid $30,000 to take Biel out for an evening. The event raised money for for a Colorado girl who had been hit by a car.

Longoria just had to show Jessica up, however. The president of fashion house, Bebe, ponied up a cool $100,00 for a dare with Tony Parker's more beautiful. It was all in the name of charity, of course, as the auction took place as part as part of a gala held to benefit the PADRES Contra El Cancer, which aids Latino children with cancer.

"Hey, I'm a fun date!" Longoria laughed happily when the final amount was announced.

As fun as Kirsten Dunst?

Eva Longoria is done with television.

After Desperate Housewives ends, that is.

The 31-year-old actress said she loves the medium of TV and the routine it provides, but the show will be her last TV series.

"I would never leave Desperate Housewives. I love doing both [TV and film], but I would never do another TV show after Desperate Housewives. No."

Longoria, who plays the adulterous, saucy, yet charming Gabrielle Solis, can next be seen on the big screen in How I Met My Boyfriend's Dead Fiancée, which comes out in 2007. The actress, who continues to be beautiful and together with Tony Parker, made her mainstream movie debut opposite Michael Douglas in The Sentinel earlier this year.

For now, though, we still can look forward to seeing Eva on the tube. Or dancing her buns off for a good cause. At least she picked a good character to stick with. The third season of Desperate Housewives begins on Sunday, September 24.

Now that Matthew McConaughey appears to have moved on, it's time for Lance Armstrong to do the same.

And has he ever found the right person to do it with!

No, no, we're just spreading rumors. That's our job. In reality, Eva Longoria is seen her dancing with Lance in honor of a charity event they both attended in California.

The Padres Contra El Cancer annual gala was actually held on the set of Desperate Housewives.

Here at The Gossip, we support big dreams. Aim high, we always say!

But, Eva Longoria, come on now. While it's admirable that the Desperate Housewives star wants to focus on a family in the near future, it's unlikely she'll need to make the following choice:

"I'd much rather have a family than win an Oscar."

Maybe you should at least begin with an Emmy, Eva. It is nice, though, that you plan to start a family as soon as your ABC hit comes to an end.

The show's third series is due to start this autumn, while Longoira is about to start filming her latest film, How I Met My Boyfriend's Dead Fiancee. She loves her career, but since falling in love with basketball player Tony Parker, has changed her mind about spending her life in Hollywood.

She told the London Mirror: "My priorities are different. The most important thing to me is not work - it's to have a family. I want to be a mother. I want to get married. I want to raise kids."

Longoria says she'll go back to Texas and have a nice, big family once the opportunity presents itself; presumably, one she'll allow the public to see.

Move over, Angelina Jolie. People may wish to kiss you - all over! - but a recent poll conducted by the British magazine, Eve, ranks a former Sex and the City star above you as the most beautiful woman in the world.

That's right, after spending years searching for her prince, Charlotte (aka Kristin Davis) could have her pick of the globe right now. She ranked first in the aforementioned survey, ahead of such jaw-droppers as Jolie, Halle Berry and Charlize Theron!

The Gossip could not uncover just what the Brits were smoking at the time of the poll, but all the women in the top ten are over 30 years old. Sorry, Lindsay and Jessica. Check out the results:

1. Kristin Davis
2. Catherine Zeta-Jones
3. Halle Berry
4. Nicole Kidman
5. Charlize Theron
6. Kate Beckinsale
7. Kate Winslet
8. Eva Longoria
9. Jennifer Aniston
10. Angelina Jolie

Look, UK, we understand you drive on the wrong side of the road. But does that mean you must have the wrong taste in ladies, as well? No offense, Kristin. Call us.

Eva, Nicole, Nicole, Eva. Tony, Keith. Keith, Tony ...

Now that introductions are over with, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban (aka, "Kurban") can carry on with their honeymoon, while Tony Parker and Eva Longoria can carry on with being young and beautiful.

Longoria and the San Antonio Spurs star, Parker, accidently crashed Kurban's honeymoon in Bora Bora this week. Just minutes after the newlyweds landed, the flight of this hot couple also touched down in the city.

The couples are staying just steps away from one another in a pair of waterside villas along the boardwalk at the St. Regis resort. As a result, staff members on jet skis are regularly patrolling the perimeter of the resort as a security measure.

Rumors are also swirling that Parker may be popping a certain question to Longoria during this soiree. Perhaps the sight of a content Kurban will inspire the basketball star to drain the biggest jump shot of his life. Figuratively speaking.

Some parties must go on. Just ask Eva Longoria.

On her way to the T-Mobile launch party for a new Sidekick phone, this Desperate Housewife was involved in a collision. The Range Rover Longoria was riding in was hit by a Ford Taurus along West Hollywood street Tuesday.

The accident occurred immediately following an appointment with celebrity stylist, Ken Paves, so at least Eva looked her hottest as impending death surrounded the scene. Or at least a sense of panic.

Longoria, who wasn't driving when the two vehicles collided, quickly left the scene in Paves' car. The actress' publicist says, "She's fine."

Damn right she is! Three hours later, Longoria was at the party. Once there, she posed with another one of Paves' regulars, Jessica Simpson. The Gossip is attempting to recover those photographs to survey any possible damage from the accident.