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Eva Longoria will be a wife in less than two months.

With less than two months to go before her July 7 wedding to Tony Parker, the Desperate Housewives actress arrived in Paris Monday to scout locations and dine with her future in-laws.

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It's the sort of planning Selita Ebanks will need to get used to now.

On Tuesday morning, Longoria and two girlfriends spoke with the clerical staff and inspected the historic church St. Germain L'Auxerrois, known as the "Parish of Kings" because of its historic affiliation and its location adjacent to the Louvre.

After lunch and a visit to the Left Bank's Yves St. Laurent, Lola and Christian Lacroix boutiques, Longoria took Parker's mother, Pamela Firestone, and younger brother T.J. to dinner at the two-star restaurant Apicius.

No wonder co-stars such as Marcia Cross like this kind woman so much.

The trio (T.J., also a basketball player, is a star on Paris's Basket Racing team) sampled the eatery's lobster ravioli, asparagus salad, veal and vanilla soufflé. "The ambiance between her and the others was very familial, very warm," says a restaurant staffer.

It may have also been very awkward if this staffer had visited The Hollywood Gossip and seen Eva Longoria nude photos.

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Life is good for Mario Lopez.

Unlike fellow Saved By the Bell alumnus Dustin Diamond, the guy we grew to love as A.C. Slater isn't making amateur sex tapes, cheating his few remaining fans or appearing on crappy reality shows like Celebrity Fit Club in order to make money.

Jessica Simpson Live

No, since Lopez shot back to fame on Dancing with the Stars, he's been living it up, sleeping with Karina Smirnoff and chilling with Oscar De La Hoya, Eva Longoria and others.

The future Mrs. Tony Parker is seen with Lopez in the picture below (as well as the photo he's snapping), smiling ear to ear. Her mind is elsewhere, though - she's probably thinking about her fun bridal shower or her upcoming nuptials.

The other girl in this picture doesn't look as happy... or attractive. What the hell happened to Jessica Simpson, we have no idea. But even she knows she looks rough as hell at this point. This is a fashion wreck not even her large breasts can salvage.

Oh, and on the far left, we have Jessica's pal and celebrity stylist, Ken Paves. He's not straight, which is a-o-k with us - our only beef is that he's doing a terrible job with her hair. Isn't it your job to make Jess look hot? Get it together, K-Dog.

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Fans who wanted to see Asia Nitollano in The Pussycat Dolls are feeling let down today.

The reality show winner may never get on stage with the all-female group, but at least two other hotties got down and dirty to their songs over the weekend.

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Yes, that's Eva Longoria and Jessica Simpson busting a few moves together and getting their picture snapped by a drooling onlooker.

Also attending the celebration for the second anniversary of The Pussycat Doll Lounge in Las Vegas was Mario Lopez. He and Longoria are friends from way back - but some at The Hollywood Gossip staff believe it may be more. Karina Smirnoff and Tony Parker may wish to keep their eyes open.

We're sorry these weren't better shots of Jessica Simpson's boobs, guys. Or Eva Longoria nude. But you can't have it all.

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Who better to throw Eva Longoria a bridal shower than her Desperate Housewives costars?

Longoria and castmates Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross and Brenda Strong, along with hairstylist Ken Paves and stylist Robert Verdi, gathered at Felicity Huffman's Los Angeles home on Sunday for an outdoor bash.

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Josh Henderson would have come, but he was busy eating (out) with Paris Hilton.

The guest of honor, who will marry Tony Parker in Paris on July 7, wore a taupe Badgley Mischka dress and Giuseppe Zanotti shoes to the party, where guests competed to make the most elegant wedding gown â€" out of toilet paper.

The revelers had been instructed to give the couple gifts for each room of their house. "I got the living room," Strong told People magazine, "and got her this really beautiful imported mirror."

We're jealous of whoever got the bedroom. Because there's where you can picture Eva Longoria nude.

Verdi tried to bring out Longoria's inner housewife by gifting her with a set of Calphalon cookware and a library of 30 cookbooks signed by top chefs such as Nigella Lawson, Wolfgang Puck and Mario Batali.

And what did Huffman get her friend?

"I'm giving her this damn shower," she said on Saturday at a gala for the American Fertility Association. "I don't have to get her a present as well, do I?"

Well, if you do, we know of many celebrity sex tapes from which you can choose.

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If this were a battle of Eva Longoria nude versus Vanessa Minnillo in the buff, we all know who would win.

Heck, even Nick Lachey would have to agree that the Desperate Housewives star takes the naked cake in almost all comparisons.

Eva on the Red Carpet

But the competition might be closer in the picture below. Vanessa Minnillo is looking sharp in this green dress, which is not to say that Eva isn't stunning, as well.

Oddly enough, this isn't the first time these beauties have worn similar outfits. It must be their dark complexions that bring out the same taste in fashion. We can't say for sure. But we can say this:

If Longoria and Minnillo continue to follow the same path, we can't wait to see Eva sing with The Pussycat Dolls.

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Tony Parker is more than just a star point guard on the San Antonio Spurs.

He's also one of the luckiest people on the planet because he's seen Eva Longoria nude. Oh, and he's a budding rap star apparently.

Beautiful Eva

The future Mrs. Eva Longoria is making like Snoop Dogg in the clip below. Parker has released a rap CD called "Balance-toi" ("Move Yourself" in colloquial French) and it's currently on sale in his native country.

"I'm so proud of Tony," Longoria said to People magazine. "He is such a talent."

On the album, the hoops star spits rhymes about Eva and even duets with Jamie Foxx.

So, does Parker have game? "The disc is selling," says an employee at the Virgin Megastore on the Champs-Elysées in Paris.

Let's take a look here and see if Parker really has any Game:

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If you thought Eva Longoria nude was hot, take a look at this image below.

Granted, the Desperate Housewives star is clothed - but she's also cleaning up at poker. And that's sort of hot, isn't it? The fiancee of Tony Parker won a charity tournament on Sunday, donating the winnings to Padres Contra El Cancer (Parents Against Cancer).

One Happy Couple

We hope the victory makes Longoria feel better in the face of a close fashion face-off with Vanessa Minnillo. After all, we'd like to see the MTV VJ play cards. No, seriously. Maybe a little strip poker with Nick Lachey?

Anyway. Eva and her co-stars have been waiting on Marcia Cross to return from taking care of her babies before they resume their cast poker games. In the meantime, it's nice to see the beauty winning money for a deserving charity.

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As her July 7 wedding to Tony Parker draws nearer, Eva Longoria has a surprise to spring on the event's entertainer.

"My friend Kenny Chesney is going to sing at my wedding, the Desperate Housewives star tells Cosmopolitan for its April issue. Except there's one snag:

Birthday Boy and His Wife

"He just doesn't know it yet," Longoria admits.

Asked what excites her most about the impending wedding, Longoria exclaims:

"My dress, my dress, my dress! I wish I could wear 10 dresses to my wedding. It's so sad that you put it in storage and then never see it again."

It's also sad when you're losing a photo finish with Vanessa Minnillo.

Longoria is far more serious when discussing how she and San Antonio Spurs point guard Parker deal with conflict. "We never go to bed angry, which sometimes frustrates Tony because he'll be like 'Please. I have a game tomorrow. I need sleep,' " she says.

"Another rule we have is that nobody is ever right. I don't need to be right. I just want to be understood. The same goes for him," she adds.

That's actually a very intellgent, mature point of view. We hope Elizabeth Hurley and Arun Nayar are listening.

One argument they don't have, she says, is over her male pals. "I get so much crap for having friends like Jamie Foxx and Mario Lopez, who are like brothers to me. It's difficult when you're in an insecure relationship or if your partner doesn't know where he stands with you. That's not how it is with [Tony and me]."

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Nope, they haven't tied the knot just yet.

But details regarding the upcoming marriage between Tony Parker and Eva Longoria are beginning to leak out.

Birthday Boy and His Wife

For starters, it will take place in France.

We also know it'll be on July 7, 2007, at Château de Chantilly, a fairy-tale-like castle north of Paris. How come? Because Parker thinks 07-07-07 is a lucky day to get hitched on.

Apparently, simply having seen Eva Longoria nude isn't lucky enough for this guy.

Longoria, meanwhile will be traveling to France in February with event planner Mindy Weiss to finalize details for the reception, including ordering the flowers, food and cake. She could also ask Kara Janx for advice.

Finally, designer Monique Lhuillier will create Longoria's dress for the big day, a source says. Eva could ask newly engaged actress Keri Russell for help, too.

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When she's not playing basketball at 4 a.m. with Justin Timberlake, where can you find Eva Longoria?

Posing nude, of course. With her private regions covered by a few well-placed chains.

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We're not sure how Tony Parker feels about the photo shoot, but we're pretty much okay with it. Just one question:

Will Vanessa Minnillo once again emulate Longoria? We'd like to think so.

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