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It's good to be Mr. Jessica Simpson, but not THAT good.

Don't get us wrong. Eric Johnson, who will wed the singer/designer this year, worked out a prenup that guarantees him some cash, and he gets to put it to Jessica Simpson in the meantime, so he's living well. Just not THAT well.

According to sources, Jessica's billion dollar brand is being closely guarded, and Eric's compensation if they ever split up will work out as such:

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Picture

BIG WINNER: Eric has some serious assets now. Look at those.

"Eric is on what you might call a vesting plan," said an insider.

"He'll get $500,000 as a wedding present. Then, each anniversary, he'll get another $200,000. If he and Jessica make it to five years, he'll get an additional incentive $500,000 bonus - and a $1 million bonus if they make it to 10 years."

On second thought, he's doing DAMN well. Of course, if he's gonna be married to her 10 years, he'll probably stay married to her, so it's moot.

You have to wonder, though, what Jessica is really protecting here. Is she guarding her own fortune, or essentially paying him to stay married?

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Jessica Simpson is not exactly one to shy away from attention. This is a woman who Tweets her prayers, after all.

But the washed-up singer tells Us Weekly she's in no rush to marry Eric Johnson and might even elope with her former football-playing fiance.

"We've both been married before. We're enjoying our commitment to each other. We want to take our time," Jessica said, adding: "I will be part of designing my own wedding gown. We might elope if it gets to that point."

Future Newlyweds

Call us crazy, but we foresee tabloids competing over Jessica Simpson wedding photos long before we envision this couple actually ducking away from the media to tie the knot.

Still, Simpson insists she and Johnson are laid back individuals who spent more nights at home.

"We're very relaxed," she says. "It takes a lot to get us stressed out. We talk through everything. You'll see him off in the corner, and what's Eric doing? He's just meditating."

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Jessica Simpson loves Twitter. And gushing about her man on Twitter.

The alleged singer praised Eric Johnson's ass-ets in her online prayers Saturday.

Twitter Fiend

"Saying my prayers before bedtime. Thank you Lord for blessing me with a Man that has the perfect Tush," she wrote. "Laying my hands upon it with peace :)"

THE TUSH: Jessica is loving life with that piece.

Jessica began dating the former NFL player in May while he was estranged from his first wife, Keri Johnson; their divorce was finalized months later.

The rest is history. After the holidays, she Tweeted, "Eric is the perfect addition to our family…We are lucky to have 3 new studs: Pete, BX, and EJ!"

Simpson and Johnson became engaged days after her ex-husband Nick Lachey, popped the question to Vanessa Minnillo, his love of five years.

Glad everyone moved on and is happy with their current booty.

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by Free Britney at

Did Jessica Simpson break up Eric Johnson's first marriage before getting engaged to him? No, but why let that get in the way of a good headline.

Right, Star? The fact that Eric was still married, but getting divorced, when he started putting it to Jessica Simpson is old news ... and non-news.

It happens all the time, and E-dawg didn't cheat. Nobody cares. Nobody really cared when Jessica got engaged, either, but that's another story.

Home Wrecking Fun

Jessica Simpson actually didn't steal anything.

Don't ask us why Jessica continues to dominate tabloids at all, let alone when the "shocking" subject matter is the same old recycled non-stories.

Expect Star to run it back with the other popular angle - that she has been betrayed by Eric - next week, and for no one to care about that either.

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Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson are deeply in love. But that doesn't mean there won't be a prenuptial agreement in place when the two tie the knot.

"There will definitely be a prenup" for the pair, a source reveals. "Jessica wants one. She and Eric have talked about it." Still, let's lay off Johnson, okay?

Jess the Mess

Slamming the tabloid reports that Johnson boned up on snagging rich girls, a source close to the engaged couple says that Eric "is not a gold digger."

Jessica Simpson will guard Eric Johnson's heart. And her own fortune.

It's easy to spin this and say she doesn't trust him, but it's just smart. The star is absurdly rich. We kid about her terrible album sales quite frequently, but Jessica Simpson's fashion and accessories brands grossed $750 million in 2010.

Yes, million.

"[Eric] understands that there needs to be a prenup," the insider explains. "He's supportive of it. He really loves her and wants her to be happy. He's low key."

"He's not into the glitz and materialism of Hollywood at all."

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Life & Style is turning back the clock to 2005.

Having built quite a reputation shredding Jessica Simpson and her ex-husband Nick Lachey back then, imagine how pumped this tabloid is to have her engaged again! Imagine what shocking betrayals they can have Eric Johnson commit!

Jessica Betrayed!

If a star is betrayed, and no one buys the issue, is it even true?

Despite the dramatic headline that makes you think Eric cheated, the meat of the story (very lean meat at that) is that she's just "discovered Eric’s secret past." 

This runs counter to the main headline, but whatever. The details of what he did that's so bad? He studied how to snag a rich woman. He's a freeloader. Snooze.

Also, she's hot if nothing else, and this is one of the worst Jessica Simpson pictures ever. Why not show some cleave? Or a picture with the betrayer himself?

After they tried to make Jessica pregnant last week, this is two straight bombs, L&S. Do us a favor and step it up next week. Third time's the charm, baby.

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Tears of joy. They flowed from the face of Jessica Simpson after Eric Johnson, her boyfriend of less than six months, proposed to her November 11.

Opening up about her recent engagement during a Monday appearance on The Early Show, Simpson called Johnson's proposal "a total surprise."

"I had to sit on his knee; I was too shocked to really get what was happening."

Eric Johnson will soon become Mr. Jessica Simpson.

What was her reaction when Johnson, a Yale graduate and former NFL tight end, presented her with a ruby, diamond and gold Neil Lane sparkler?

"I first said 'Yes!'" Simpson told Harry Smith, giggling. "I didn't even try the ring on for 5 minutes," she adds. "I just sat there and cried with him."

Guess she didn't pay for it herself then.

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As Beyonce crooned, if you like it, you should put a ring on it.

Jessica Simpson apparently took this timeless mantra to heart.

The star, who recently announced her engagement to Eric Johnson, reportedly forked out $100,000 of her own money for a ruby-and-diamond Neil Lane band.

Jessica Simpson, Eric Johnson Pic

The future Mr. and Mrs. Jessica Simpson steppin' out this fall.

"No way could Eric, who doesn’t have a job, afford to purchase such an expensive ring,” a source said. "Yes, he made a little money in the NFL and is from a wealthy family, but unless his parents helped him out, Jessica must have paid for it."

Definitely. That MUST be what happened.

Sources add she may also fund an extravagant wedding so as not to be upstaged by ex-husband Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey, who just got engaged too.

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Not to be outdone by Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson is getting married again. Congrats to the alleged singer and former mediocre NFL player Eric Johnson!

We kid, of course. Truly, we are so happy for Jess, whose rep confirmed the news earlier today, saying: "Yes, we are excited to confirm they are engaged!"

The couple began dating in May, after being introduced by friends. Ever since, Eric and Jessica have been seen getting cozy across the U.S. and beyond.

Jessica Simpson, Fiance

The future Mr. and Mrs. Jessica Simpson, everyone!

Explaining how well their relationship was going, Simpson told People last month she is just so inspired by Eric Johnson: "This is just normal, thank God. He's very, very supportive. [I] couldn't ask for a better man in my life right now."

Asked if Johnson were the one, she replied: "I never go to that because I already went there, so, I'm not gonna jinx myself. He's the one for me right now! I'm very happy, I'm in a great place and if right now could last forever, I'd take it."

She already went there, of course, with Nick Lachey, who also just got engaged to Vanessa Minnillo this month. Guess she didn't want to be outdone!

Congratulations to the soon-to-be-spouses. We can't wait for the MTV reality series chronicling the lead-up to the wedding and their life as newlyweds.

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