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One of the perks of being a pro athlete? The paycheck. At least, to those of us who don't play professional sports, making $5 million a year to play football seems like a pretty okay gig.

Another perk of that job? The athletes would probably say it's the hot wives and girlfriends.

Until they find out that their wives and girlfriends make more money than they do. 

But some guys, like Hank Baskett and Gerard Pique don't seem to care that their wives are bringing home the bacon. They're all... enlightened or something.

(Or they just like the money and don't care who makes it. That's probably it.)

Here are 9 athletes who make LESS money than their wives or girlfriends:

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady
How does one of the most famous quarterbacks in the NFL top his own salary? By marrying the most famous and highly-paid model in the WORLD.

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When Jessica Simpson's tongue pops out like this, all we can think about is whether she's trying to be Miley Cyrus and whether Eric Johnson inhaled it.

Or whether the concept of the selfie has jumped the shark. HARD.

Seriously, if your friends did this on Instagram, you'd unfollow them.

Just saying. Granted, it's a little less disgusting (relatively speaking) to see Jessica Simpson's tongue with the father of her two children than it is with Miles.

With Cyrus, you just wonder where that thing has been.

And then you shudder, because of those possibilities.

In the case of Simpson, she captioned this image, "Big hands I know you're the one," an obvious reference to the Violent Femmes' "Blister in the Sun."

Which is, by all accounts, a song about getting one's self off. So make of that what you will and try not to gag too hard at the inside of Jess' orifice.

Other celebrity selfies, most of which are less gnarly, below:

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Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson will get married in 2014.

And now we know why: the former tight end also has a very tight end... if you know what Jessica Simpson means!

"Eric is one of the hottest men I've ever seen and he looks amazing naked!" the singer (can we still call her that?) tells Redbook in that magazine's latest issue.

  • Jessica Simpson Redbook Cover
  • Jessica Simpson Redbook Pic

But this couple's relationship goes beyond birthday suits, Jessica adds.

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Jessica Simpson is finally getting married in 2014. She and Eric Johnson have been engaged to fiance Eric Johnson for three years, but two things got in the way.

Those would be the couple's children, daughter Maxwell Drew, 19 months, and son Ace Knute, 6 months. With cute distractions out of the way, it's wedding time!

“The new year will definitely bring on the wedding bells, which is exciting … I think it’s about time,” she says in new outtakes from a Weight Watchers ad.

The future Mrs. Eric Johnson has been working hard to lose weight since welcoming Ace and is determined to fit into her wedding gown. That's extra motivation.

“Knowing I have the wedding coming up is definitely incentive to stay on Weight Watchers, keep counting my points and stay in the gym," she explains.

"I mean, when you see my dress, you’ll know.”

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Jessica Simpson is eating for two these days, and it shows. Adorably.

The mom-to-be enjoyed lunch with fiance Eric Johnson and BFF Cacee Cobb - who's also pregnant - at the Cheesecake Factory in L.A. on Saturday.

Not a lot of healthy recipes up in that piece, but hey, what are you gonna do, right? You're only knocked up once (per year in Jessica's case)!

  • Jessica Simpson Baby Bump
  • Jessica Simpson Baby Bump Picture

Two days earlier, Simpson, 32, dressed her precious baby bump in a festive pink blazer for a wildly overpriced lunch with Johnson, 33, at The Ivy.

Take a look at more fashionable, cute Jessica Simpson photos below!

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Jessica Simpson is having a boy! The 32-year-old singer found out this week that her daughter Maxwell will have a little brother, according to reports.

Jessica Simpson, Baby, Fiance

“It’s Jessica’s dream come true, she prayed she was having a boy,” a source said.

“She found out this week. What with everything going on in her personal life, and her problems with her father, this has given her something to smile about."

“After a check-up at the doctor, [they] asked if she wanted to know the sex ... she said yes and when the doctor told her it was a boy she screamed with joy."

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Jessica Simpson's second pregnancy was a shocker, just like the first!

She and Eric Johnson have tried to get married, she told Jay Leno on The Tonight Show Tuesday. Twice, in fact. Dude can't stop impregnating her though!

Jessica Simpson on Jay Leno

"We've had two different wedding dates, but he keeps knocking me up," she said of her fiance of two years. "We're doing it very backwards, I know."

"I'll just keep my legs crossed, I guess, next time," Simpson vowed.

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Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson, her fiance and the father of her child(ren), are reportedly at odds, and the source of the friction may surprise you:

Joe Simpson.

It's not anything that Joe's done - at least to them - that has the couple arguing, but rather her treatment of the elder Simpson in the last six months.

Eric Johnson w/ Jessica Simpson

Jessica wants nothing to do with Joe, 54, after his marriage to her mom Tina fell apart and he was rumored to be involved in a series of gay trysts.

Is Joe Simpson gay? That has not been confirmed, but Eric feels that Jessica has treated her dad unfairly in any case, and that has caused a rift.

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The Jessica Simpson baby bump watch is in full swing as the Weight Watchers spokeswoman stepped out in L.A. with baby #1 and baby daddy Eric Johnson.

Here's the happy, likely growing family:

Jessica Simpson, Baby, Fiance

Eric, who reportedly got Jessica Simpson pregnant again this fall, and the singer/actress were seen with baby girl Maxwell, born this May, but weren't spilling anything.

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A surprise second pregnancy isn’t enough to deter Jessica Simpson’s wedding plans, or at least the ones that a new celebrity gossip report claims exist.

Yesterday, we reported that Eric Johnson got Jessica Simpson pregnant again - after derailing their original wedding plans by knocking her up the first time.

Jessica Simpson Kiss

Now, Radar claims that the star had planned on marrying Eric this Christmas (doubtful), but that's on hold; howeer, still wants to get married, and soon.

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