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When Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson earlier this month, we remembered how hot Jessica Simpson is, because we have an Internet connection and all.

We also were reminded constantly how happy she is about marrying Eric (and being hot), because she likes to post about the respective topics early and often.

Case in point, this gem from the weekend, which she captioned:

"I love this man, our marriage, and everything in between."

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They're cute together. You have to give Jessica and Eric that.

Through two pregnancies in rapid succession and all of the associated body image struggles Jess has gone through, Eric has been by her side.

It's obvious they really enjoy and can be themselves around each other, which is all we would wish for anyone seeking a relationship in this world.

In that sense, it's easy to forgive Jess for gushing about being so happy all the time. Some might say she's trying to hard, but we think it's totally authentic.

Much like these smoking hot Jessica Simpson pics. Damn:

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On the Fourth of July, Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson in what's been described as a small, low-key affair.

Well, as the video below demonstrates celebs have a different idea of keeping it simple than the rest of us:

275 guests, 14 bridesmaids, and more chandeliers than the set of Downton Abbey were all on hand for the lavish semi-outdoor reception.

Rumor has it that Jessica was hungover at the wedding, but if that was the case, she certainly hid it well - smiling, cutting a rug and looking gorgeous in her Carolina Herrera gown.

Sure, the event was modest and toned-down in comparison to say, the Kimye wedding, but the same could be said about the last several Super Bowls.

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Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson in a Fourth of July ceremony last week, and while there were plenty of pyrotechnics, it seems the biggest fireworks may have been going off in the couple's throbbing skulls.

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Hooray for Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson. These two tied the knot in July 2014.

While Jess and Eric's wedding was certainly low-key in terms of celebrity nuptials, the couple planned to party with family and friends for three days, beginning with a lavish rehearsal dinner on July 3.

Unfortunately, sources say Jess committed a rookie mistake and got plastered on night one of the celebration, leaving her in rough shape for the big day.

Yes, Jess was a mess, and she reportedly made no effort to hide it from her bridesmaids:

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As anticipated, Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson's official wedding photos have been unveiled in the new issue of People, which paid a hefty sum for the honor.

Also as anticipated, they look beautiful and happy together:

Jessica Simpson Wedding Photo

"It's all about family for us," Simpson tells People in the cover story, which features exclusive details from the big day as well as 27 more photographs.

The bride asked her mom, Tina Simpson, and her sister, Ashlee Simpson, to be her maids of honor. Eric's dad, Stephen, served as his best man.

Ashlee's fiance, Evan Ross, was one of 11 groomsmen. In addition to Tina and Ashlee, Jessica Simpson had 12 bridesmaids watching as she married Eric Johnson!

Her ordained minister father, Joe Simpson, officiated the nuptials, while their kids, flower girl Maxwell, 2, and ring bearer Ace, 1, really stole the show.

It was all about Eric and Jess on this day, though.

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Mother of two Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson in California last weekend, and the best wedding gift of all came from an unlikely source:

People magazine!

The publication reportedly shelled out $300,000 for exclusive rights to photos and other content from the big soiree, which Simpson said was “magical.”

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Hooray for Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson. These two tied the knot in July 2014.

Made a little more so by that donation, no doubt, by the magazine that has shelled out big bucks for similar wedding stories and images in the past.

Both Drew Barrymore and Kim Kardashian (when she wed Kris Humphries, not 'Ye) were paid handsomely by People, which approached Jessica.

“There was no bidding war,” says an insider.

The only competition People worried about was Instagram. Sources say all the guests at the lavish wedding “were told no cell phones, no photographs.”

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Jessica Simpson took Eric Johnson to be her lawfully-wedded husband on Saturday.

But not without a mini hiccup first.

According to E! News, the singer was so excited/nervous while reciting her vows that she actually uttered her own name during them instead of her about-to-be-husband's. Oops!

But Simpson laughed, recovered and then made things right on her second try.

Johnson, meanwhile, was also so flustered that he actually choked up while saying his vows and also had to start over.

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Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson have made it official.

The couple, who has been dating since 2010 and who have two kids together (Maxell, 2; and Ace, 13 months) exchanged vows Saturday at San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito, California.

Ready to roll film on edition of Newlyweds, MTV? Just kidding. Please don't.

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Hooray for Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson. These two tied the knot in July 2014.

"We are overwhelmed with complete happiness and love having made our eternal commitment," Simpson and Johnson told People. “To say 'I do' in front of family, friends and, most importantly, our children has been the happiest moment of our lives.

The bride and groom were joined on their special day by over 250 family members and friends, such as Simpson's parents Tina and Joe Simpson; sibling Ashlee Simpson and her fiance Evan Ross; and BFF CaCee Cobb and husband Donald Faison.

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One of the perks of being a pro athlete? The paycheck. At least, to those of us who don't play professional sports, making $5 million a year to play football seems like a pretty okay gig.

Another perk of that job? The athletes would probably say it's the hot wives and girlfriends.

Until they find out that their wives and girlfriends make more money than they do. 

But some guys, like Hank Baskett and Gerard Pique don't seem to care that their wives are bringing home the bacon. They're all... enlightened or something.

(Or they just like the money and don't care who makes it. That's probably it.)

Here are 9 athletes who make LESS money than their wives or girlfriends:

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady
How does one of the most famous quarterbacks in the NFL top his own salary? By marrying the most famous and highly-paid model in the WORLD.

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When Jessica Simpson's tongue pops out like this, all we can think about is whether she's trying to be Miley Cyrus and whether Eric Johnson inhaled it.

Or whether the concept of the selfie has jumped the shark. HARD.

Seriously, if your friends did this on Instagram, you'd unfollow them.

Just saying. Granted, it's a little less disgusting (relatively speaking) to see Jessica Simpson's tongue with the father of her two children than it is with Miles.

With Cyrus, you just wonder where that thing has been.

And then you shudder, because of those possibilities.

In the case of Simpson, she captioned this image, "Big hands I know you're the one," an obvious reference to the Violent Femmes' "Blister in the Sun."

Which is, by all accounts, a song about getting one's self off. So make of that what you will and try not to gag too hard at the inside of Jess' orifice.

Other celebrity selfies, most of which are less gnarly, below:

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Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson will get married in 2014.

And now we know why: the former tight end also has a very tight end... if you know what Jessica Simpson means!

"Eric is one of the hottest men I've ever seen and he looks amazing naked!" the singer (can we still call her that?) tells Redbook in that magazine's latest issue.

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But this couple's relationship goes beyond birthday suits, Jessica adds.

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