by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Eric Johnson just can't win on Instagram lately.

First, Johnson threw his baby into the air and Jessica Simpson posted a photo of it. He took a lot of flak from child safety advocates, because, well...the kid was really high up.

Now, he's been photographed wearing Jess' underwear on his head (in public) and the world has reacted with a very different sort of WTF?!

Eric Johnson Wears Jessica Simpson's Underwear

In fairness, Jess and Eric were at a costume party, and apparently he didn't have time to buy a mask, which makes sense when you consider his busy schedule of talking about when he used to be employed.

Jessica claims on Instagram that Eric's mask was "the hit of the party," but we're gonna go ahead and guess that Jessica being carried out drunk was the real highlight. We pretty much just assume that's how every gathering ends for her.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Jessica Simpson's husband, Eric Johnson, was a tight end during his brief NFL career, so hopefully he can catch as well as he can throw.

Otherwise, Johnson might end up dealing with a traumatized tyke and a seriously pissed off wife. Check out this photo from her Instagram:

Eric Johnson Baby Throwing Photo

Jess posted the above photo of her high-flying baby along with a caption reading, "I was on a plane to NYC today and I missed out on this!!! I'm in LOVE with the 2 of them. #boyswillbeboys"

You might think Jess would be concerned, but she has good reason not to be.

For one thing, Jessica married Eric back in July, and dude has shown zero interest in getting a job, so she's probably hoping this is a sign that he's working on his NFL comeback.

Plus, EJ's got plenty of experience.

Jess posted of a photo of her baby daddy tossing daughter Maxwell Johnson into the air back in April and he has yet to drop her on her head, thank you very much.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

We think it's safe to say that marriage and motherhood agree with Jessica Simpson.

Jessica trimmed down to get married to Eric Johnson back in July, but from the looks of things, she's not easing up on the workouts just because she's got a ring on it.

Simpson dropped 65 pounds for her wedding and she's reportedly kept the weight off by sticking to the same demanding regimen that helped her slim down in the first place.

  • Jessica Simpson and Daughter
  • Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Image

The photo on the left shows Jess and her daughter at Ashlee Simpson's wedding last month. The pic on the right shows Jess celebrating her husband's birthday yesterday.

Looks like Eric has every reason to smile.

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by Tattle Taylor at . Comments

Kanye West literally wrote the song about gold diggers, probably thanks to one-time girlfriend Amber Rose (a former stripper married to Wiz Khalifa).

Or maybe he wrote it with now-wife and baby mama Kim Kardashian in mind. 

Or maybe he just spent a lot of time observing the comings and goings of other notorious celebrity gold diggers. Regardless, here's a tribute to them!

Kim Kardashian
Sure, she was rich in her own right, but she married the guy who wrote the song! We couldn't NOT include her!

Gold diggers come in all shapes, sizes and genders. Some of the ones on our list come to mind more quickly than others, but all are mining it hard.

In the time-honored, profound and compelling words of Alicia Keys, some people live for the fortune and some people live for the fame.

And in the words of 'Ye, "if you ain't no chump, holler WE WANT PRENUP!"

Truly, a mantra to live your life if ever there were one right there.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Blissful, stunning newlywed Jessica Simpson has penned a column for Glamour in which she revealed her wedding vows, but with a bit of a twist.

These aren't just the vows she exchanged with Eric Johnson at the altar, but the vows she's taken for herself, as they pertain to nurturing a happy marriage.

Remember Who You Are
"When I was younger and starting out in the music business," Jessica writes, "I always felt like I was being defined by other people ... industry executives, fans, the media, and so on. It took a while, but now that I'm in my 30s, I’ve grown into myself and established my identity on my terms. I embrace my strengths and celebrate even the small victories. I'm certainly not perfect, but when I look in the mirror, I'm proud of the woman I see. I'm not only a mother, wife, and daughter. I'm me."

While a wedding is "one happiest days of your life," she says "the love you are walking toward is most rewarding when you have that love coming first from within."

"It’s a time to celebrate with family and friends as you vow to build a life with your soulmate. These are the vows that I've made toward a loving marriage."

Now that the wedding has passed, "I've had some time to reflect on how life’s challenges and accomplishments have brought me to where I am right now. "

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by Free Britney at . Comments

When Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson earlier this month, we remembered how hot Jessica Simpson is, because we have an Internet connection and all.

We also were reminded constantly how happy she is about marrying Eric (and being hot), because she likes to post about the respective topics early and often.

Case in point, this gem from the weekend, which she captioned:

"I love this man, our marriage, and everything in between."

  • Jessica, Eric Johnson
  • Jessica Simpson: Hot Body

They're cute together. You have to give Jessica and Eric that.

Through two pregnancies in rapid succession and all of the associated body image struggles Jess has gone through, Eric has been by her side.

It's obvious they really enjoy and can be themselves around each other, which is all we would wish for anyone seeking a relationship in this world.

In that sense, it's easy to forgive Jess for gushing about being so happy all the time. Some might say she's trying to hard, but we think it's totally authentic.

Much like these smoking hot Jessica Simpson pics. Damn:

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

On the Fourth of July, Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson in what's been described as a small, low-key affair.

Well, as the video below demonstrates celebs have a different idea of keeping it simple than the rest of us:

275 guests, 14 bridesmaids, and more chandeliers than the set of Downton Abbey were all on hand for the lavish semi-outdoor reception.

Rumor has it that Jessica was hungover at the wedding, but if that was the case, she certainly hid it well - smiling, cutting a rug and looking gorgeous in her Carolina Herrera gown.

Sure, the event was modest and toned-down in comparison to say, the Kimye wedding, but the same could be said about the last several Super Bowls.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson in a Fourth of July ceremony last week, and while there were plenty of pyrotechnics, it seems the biggest fireworks may have been going off in the couple's throbbing skulls.

NEWLYWEDS!
Hooray for Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson. These two tied the knot in July 2014.

While Jess and Eric's wedding was certainly low-key in terms of celebrity nuptials, the couple planned to party with family and friends for three days, beginning with a lavish rehearsal dinner on July 3.

Unfortunately, sources say Jess committed a rookie mistake and got plastered on night one of the celebration, leaving her in rough shape for the big day.

Yes, Jess was a mess, and she reportedly made no effort to hide it from her bridesmaids:

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As anticipated, Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson's official wedding photos have been unveiled in the new issue of People, which paid a hefty sum for the honor.

Also as anticipated, they look beautiful and happy together:

Jessica Simpson Wedding Photo

"It's all about family for us," Simpson tells People in the cover story, which features exclusive details from the big day as well as 27 more photographs.

The bride asked her mom, Tina Simpson, and her sister, Ashlee Simpson, to be her maids of honor. Eric's dad, Stephen, served as his best man.

Ashlee's fiance, Evan Ross, was one of 11 groomsmen. In addition to Tina and Ashlee, Jessica Simpson had 12 bridesmaids watching as she married Eric Johnson!

Her ordained minister father, Joe Simpson, officiated the nuptials, while their kids, flower girl Maxwell, 2, and ring bearer Ace, 1, really stole the show.

It was all about Eric and Jess on this day, though.

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Mother of two Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson in California last weekend, and the best wedding gift of all came from an unlikely source:

People magazine!

The publication reportedly shelled out $300,000 for exclusive rights to photos and other content from the big soiree, which Simpson said was “magical.”

NEWLYWEDS!
Hooray for Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson. These two tied the knot in July 2014.

Made a little more so by that donation, no doubt, by the magazine that has shelled out big bucks for similar wedding stories and images in the past.

Both Drew Barrymore and Kim Kardashian (when she wed Kris Humphries, not 'Ye) were paid handsomely by People, which approached Jessica.

“There was no bidding war,” says an insider.

The only competition People worried about was Instagram. Sources say all the guests at the lavish wedding “were told no cell phones, no photographs.”

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