Emma Hemming

Newlywed Bruce Willis is celebrating his recent marriage to model Emma Heming with - what else - a kinky, S&M-themed “honeymoon” photo spread for W Magazine.

Britney Spears would be so proud.

“I went from ‘F*%k love’ to ‘Love is truly the answer,’” the actor said.“I spent the last 10 years single and, for the most part, unhappy. In a dark place. Then I started hanging around Emma, and on a day-to-day basis my life became much happier.”

Here's a hot shot of the happily married pair ...

Happy is not how we would describe W spread, where an occasionally topless Emma Heming drags a nearly naked Bruce Willis through a dimly-lit “honeymoon hotel.”

But really, whatever floats their collective boat is fine by us. Better that than becoming completely Twitter obsessed like Ashton and Demi, are we right? We are.

Emma then assumes full control of the situation while donning an odd costume. Poor Bruce, having to be subjected to such treatment. We feel for the guy.

Click to enlarge a couple of the strange pictures of the Willis duo in W below ...

Welcome, fans of celeb news and gossip, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday feature in its 75th week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

Bruce Willis, 54, and new hot wife Emma Heming, 30, certainly made for easy targets, but we chose the caption submitted by Kate as the best. Congratulations!

OK honey, I'm thinking a full frontal shot for my Twitter page. That'll blow Kutcher's granny panty shot out of the water!

It took awhile, but Bruce Willis has officially moved on from Demi Moore.

The action star married girlfriend Emma Heming earlier today on Parrot Cay. It's located on the Turks and Caicos islands in the Caribbean.

Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher and Madonna were among the guests in attendance at the ceremony. Willis, 54, and Hemming, 32, have been dating for approximately a year.

Bruce Willis and the whole gang - including girlfriend Emma Hemming and daughter Tallulah Willis - show their support for Demi Moore on Monday night at New York City's Soho Grand for the party following a screening of Flawless.

Emma Hemming and Bruce Willis certainly seem very happy together lately. Perhaps they'll get married one day, much like Demi and Ashton Kutcher.

It's good to see Bruce and Demi are still on such good terms. What's also good to see if you ask us is the lack of Rumer Willis in this photo. Girl's kinda whack.

Bruce Willis was spotted over the weekend with his gorgeous daughter girlfriend, Emma Hemming.

We have three reactions to the news of this pair dating:

1. Hubba
2. Hubba
3. Move over, Sarah Larson, there's a new young hottie in town dating an older, handsome actor!