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Eminem is ready to be seen in public again, following his mouthful at the MTV Movie Awards.

One would think that after being that close to Sacha Baron Cohen's unmentionables, the real Slim Shady would have needed a little more time to recover. But that wasn't the case, as he made a trip Monday afternoon to visit friend Travis Baker's L.A. store 'Fast Life."

Eminem and Barker

Whether the MTV Movie Awards were scripted or not, we don't really care. We just appreciated this self proclaimed "bad-ass" finally getting a good look in the mirror.

The good news about all of this is that, as far as we can tell, Eminem has showed no signs of having caught pink eye. See for yourself...

  • 36 and Still Going
  • Eminem Seems Bummed
  • So Sad Eminem
  • Slim Shady Security

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Unlike other networks, MTV knows how to host a movie awards show.

At last night's annual event, celebrities from all industries walked the red carpet, the New Moon trailer premiered and Kiefer Sutherland cried hysterically into the arms of Ben Stiller.

A Premiere Couple

But two events stand out the most from the evening:

  1. A half-naked Sacha Baron Cohen (in his character of Bruno) fell into Eminem's lap. At the sight, and touch, of Bruno's bare buttocks, Eminem fumed: "Are you serious? Get the **** off me!," before storming out of his seat.
  2. After their win for best kiss, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart stood at the podium and came... so... close... to... kissing.

Here's a look at each of the memorable occurrences:

Which MTV Movie Awards development was most shocking?

 

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On second thought, even Eminem admits he may have made a mistake when he referred to Mariah Carey as a "whore" in the single "Bagpipes from Baghdad."

Following a challenge thrown down by Carey's husband, Nick Cannon, Eminem told British DJ Tim Westwood:

With the song “Bagpipes From Baghdad,” there’s a line on there, I mean, I kinda spazzed out on that record but I guess I spazzed out on every record. There’s a line on there that was a little harsh, you know, it’s a harsh line… but you know man, the way I look at it, I said it, I had no idea he was going to take it like he took it.

I had no idea Nick Cannon was gonna start wildin’ out on me. No pun intended. I heard about some of the things he was saying, I didn’t read his blog or anything. It is what it is, he’s supposed to defend his wife. I expected him to do that. But at the end of the day, it’s a line I said, but I meant to say is I wish them the best.

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Has Eminem's celebrity-skewering gone too far?

No, we don't care that Bill O'Reilly called out the rapper for lyrics in his latest single, "We Made You." That guy sucks.

Eminem Seems Bummed

But Nick Cannon has gone public with a more understandable complaint: Eminem refers to his wife, Mariah Carey, as a "whore" in the song "Bagpipes From Baghdad."

In the single, the artist refers to his alleged romance with Carey from years ago, rapping:

Mariah whatever happened to us. Why did we ever have to break-up? Nick Cannon, you better back the f--- up. I'm not playing, I want her back, you punk... I wish you luck with that ... wh---"


In an admirable defense of his woman, Cannon fired back at Eminem in a blog entry last week, writing that he is "still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn't let him get to second base from 8 years ago."

Cannon then refers to Eminem as "Slim Lamey" and  challenge to him to a confrontation:

"Man to man, let's meet up and deal with this like adults. This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I'm here Pimp!

"Miss Marshall, I'm going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to corny-ass Nick Cannon!"

Wow. Whose side are you on in this feud?

 

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Who knew Eminem had so much in common with Dr. Gregory House?

In the June/July issue of Vibe, the rapper tells the world that he's a drug addict, having recently overcome an addiction to pain medication that nearly killed him.

Recovery Album Cover

"It's no secret I had a drug problem," Eminem writes in the first-person account. "If I was to give you a number of Vicodin I would actually take in a day? Anywhere between 10 to 20. Valium, Ambien, the numbers got so high I don't even know what I was taking."

Following a 2005 stint in rehab, the artist relapsed and almost died from an overdose after swallowing a handful of unidentified blue pills an acquaintance had provided.

"My doctor told me those mysterious new pills were methadone, which is used to wean heroin addicts off dope," he says. "Had I known it was methadone, I probably wouldn't have taken it. But as bad as I was back then, I can't even say 100 percent for sure. My doctor told me the amount of methadone I'd taken was equivalent to shooting up four bags of heroin. Even when they told me I almost died, it didn't click."

The rapper adds that he can now relate to his mother, who has battled addiction for most of her adult life.

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Kim Kardashian is cool with Eminem's latest, celebrity-mocking music video.

Bill O'Reilly? Not so much.

On yesterday's edition of The O'Reilly Factor - who has previously taken stars such as Jessica Alba and Sean Penn to task - bashed the rapper for mocking Sarah Palin in the single, "We Made You."

During the song, Eminem raps: I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner, nail her... Baby, say hello to my little friend.

Eminem Pic

Is that really mockery? Sounds like flattery to us.

But not to O'Reilly . He labeled the "attack" on Palin as "crude," adding: "Few Americans take the vile rapper Eminem seriously. He represents the lowest form of entertainment in this country and is a publicity hound to boot.

"Eminem is obviously on an obscene rant about Sarah Palin. It's totally obscene, totally inappropriate... All I want to do is repeat that Eminem means nothing. The video means nothing."

It must mean something, Bill. Why else feature it on your show?

Choose a side in this feud:

 

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Lindsay, please come back to semen. Samantha's a two, you're practically a 10...

And so begins Eminem's latest single, "We Made You," a song dedicated to the absolute skewering of a slew of celebrities.

Aside from being released a few days too late to make the above-referenced line appropriate, the single is spot-on.

No star is safe from Eminem's slights, as he...

  • Raps in the guise of Tony Romo, lining up under center, as Jessica Simpson hikes him a cheeseburger;
  • Hints at nailing Sarah Palin, while standing over a clone of Alaskan Governor straddling a desk;
  • Sits across from a fake Kim Kardashian, who eventually is fed into wood chipper... which converts her into dollar bills.

It's a classic video. Check it out below:

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From Britney and Kevin to the Tommy Lee-Kid Rock fight to that crazy lesbian Anne Heche, the spectacle of a public, bitter celebrity divorces sure is certainly one to behold. Here's The Hollywood Gossip's field guide to some of the major celebrities whose nuptials have unraveled before our eyes.

KEVIN FEDERLINE vs. BRITNEY SPEARS

Britney Spears, Family

He says: Not a lot. Because he has a good lawyer, and she says it all for him by parading around Hollywood clubs in no pants.
She says: He's "the biggest mistake she ever made" (and a stoner with no income).
Custody (of the kids): Currently 50-50, though FedEx is seeking a higher ratio of time with Sean and Jayden. Britney Spears' antics make that a distinct possibility.
Custody (of the fans): Kevin, we think. But only by attrition.

PAUL McCARTNEY vs. HEATHER MILLS

He says: She's got "personality issues," possibly code for "she used to be a high-priced call girl who serviced Arab arms dealers.
She says: The Beatles legend used to slap her around a little.
Custody (of the kids): Amicably shared, of daughter Beatrice.
Custody (of the fans): Paul by a wide margin across the Atlantic, but Mills won millions of fans stateside with her turn on Dancing with the Stars. A one-legged former hooker and "instructional sex tape" star, what's not to love?

COLEY LAFFOON vs. ANNE HECHE

He says: Anne Heche a frickin' nut!
She says: Coley Laffoon is a deadbeat who is addicted to porn, strippers and poker, as well as downloading sexual photos online.
Custody (of the kids): Bitterly contested, but split evenly, of son Homer.
Custody (of the fans): We gotta side with Laffoon, if only because he has no money and Heche had an affair with the equally-married James Tupper.

EMINEM vs. KIM MATHERS

He says: "I'd rather have a baby through my penis than get married again," Eminem said in 2002, after getting a divorce from Kim, who he was married to from 1999-2001. Note: He got married again. To Kim. In 2006. That's over too.
She says: His penis is small, doesn't work.
Custody (of the kids): Changes frequently.
Custody (of the fans): Eminem. Bitch crazy!

TOMMY LEE vs. KID ROCK

Lee (Pamela Anderson's husband for several years) says: Kid Rock is a wuss.
Kid (married to Pamela Anderson for three months in 2006) says: "Tommy Lee said some things that were extremely disrespectful to me."
Custody (of the kids): Tommy and Pam share custody of theirs 50-50. Thank goodness Kid Rock and Anderson did not procreate.
Custody (of the fans): Kid... but talk about a Rock and a head case!

ALEC BALDWIN vs. KIM BASINGER

He says: Kim is a manipulative liar who dedicates most of her live to making him miserable and not allowing him to see daughter Ireland.
She says: Alec and Saddam Hussein are pretty similar.
Custody (of the kids): Almost all Kim, especially after Alec infamously tore Ireland a new one on that gotta-hear-it-to-believe it voicemail.
Custody (of the fans): Alec Baldwin. Sure, he's got some personal issues. But watch this guy on 30 Rock and you just can't stay mad.

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Now this is breaking news.

Rapper Eminem and his ex-wife, Kim Mathers, have agreed not to trash each other in public... for the sake of their daughter.

Slim Shady Security

The couple came to the decision during a court hearing in their native Michigan after Eminem (a.k.a. Marshall Mathers) filed a motion Friday to slience Kim.

This came after she'd made numerous salacious comments about the rap star. Kim had told one TV interviewer that she'd been driven so far as to attempt suicide by Eminem.

Also recently, she told a radio station that he was unfaithful and uncaring during their time together, not to mention sexually "unathletic."

No word on whether this agreement includes the Internets, barring a potential Shanna Moakler-Travis Barker or Jenna Jameson-Jay Grdina MySpace feud.

The two got divorced late last year. It wasn't the first time.

After they split, Eminem probably gave the real slim shady to Mariah Carey, if you know what we mean. And if you know what we mean, let us know, will you? We're not sure.

In regards to his decision to stop talking about Kim and vice versa, Eminem didn't appear in court, but his lawyer said: "We're happy the court was able to bring this matter to a just and equitable resolution."

Hopefully, Britney and K-Fed continue getting along and find away to do the same... if only for the sake of Jayden James Federline.

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Anna Nicole Smith is dead.

But how close was Kim Mathers to joining her in the great beyond?

36 and Still Going

The ex-wife (twice over) of Eminem says the abuse he caused her in life and in his lyrics pushed her to try and take her own life.

Mathers tells Dr. Keith Ablow in an episode of his talk show airing Friday that the final straw came when she saw Eminem (real name: Marshall Bruce Mathers III) onstage beating a blow-up doll that resembled her while singing a song about her.

"Seeing the crowd's response and everybody cheering, singing the words and laughing and it just felt like everyone was staring at me," she says. "I knew that it was about me and that night I went home and I tried to commit suicide."

Wow. And Eminem thought his problems with Mariah Carey were serious.

The rapper and the former Kim Scott were married twice, from 1999 to 2001 and again for less than three months last year. They have a daughter, Hailie Jade, 11, and also adopted Mathers's niece, Alaina, 13.

Mathers tells Ablow that she married Eminem the first time to keep him "faithful and grounded" when he went on tour" but it didn't work. The artist still was as cocky as Jayden James Federline is mysterious.

"When Marshall's first tour started is when his ego just went 'poof,' " she says. "Like he was God, that's what he thought. ... I was just told that I should be grateful that he still talks to me, you know how many women throw themselves at him. And I just pretty much felt like a piece of crap."

Mathers is still with us, however. It's hard to know how Eminem will react to this revelation - but at least he has 50 Cent to offer him heartfelt advice on the matter.

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