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Rebellious. Controversial. Iconic.

Hilarious?

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Of all the terms used to describe Eminem, rarely would one resort to anything that depicted the rapper as having a sense of humor. But that's all changed, now that Eminem has owned up to his role in the buzzed-about stunt between himself and Bruno at this year's MTV Movie Awards.

"I'm thrilled that we pulled this off better than we rehearsed it," the artist told RapRadar.com "It had so many people going nuts, so to speak. Everyone was blowing me up about it."

In case 8 Mile wasn't evidence enough, Eminem showed the world his acting skills at the MTV Movie Awards.

How did the stunt come about?

"Sacha called me when we were in Europe and he had an idea to do something outrageous at the Movie Awards. I'm a big fan of his work so I agreed to get involved with the gag."

While viewers were wondering about the legitimacy of Bruno's bare-assed attack, Eminem says he was laughing over it.

"After the ceremony I went back to my hotel and laughed uncontrollably for about three hours. Especially after I saw it on air."

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As The Hills has proven over the years, things that are scripted can still be entertaining.

This now applies to the unexpected, half-naked confrontation between Sacha Baron Cohen's character of Bruno and Eminem at Sunday night's MTV Movie Awards.

Yes, Bruno was dressed in a thong; and, of course, those were his bare buttocks being wagged in the rapper's face. But Eminem knew it was coming, as writer Scott Aukerman (the head comedy writer for the show) has confirmed on his blig:

"The Bruno/Eminem incident was staged... they rehearsed it at dress and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show."

It would have been cooler if it were legitimate, but it's still worth another viewing:

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Eminem is ready to be seen in public again, following his mouthful at the MTV Movie Awards.

One would think that after being that close to Sacha Baron Cohen's unmentionables, the real Slim Shady would have needed a little more time to recover. But that wasn't the case, as he made a trip Monday afternoon to visit friend Travis Baker's L.A. store 'Fast Life."

Eminem and Barker

Whether the MTV Movie Awards were scripted or not, we don't really care. We just appreciated this self proclaimed "bad-ass" finally getting a good look in the mirror.

The good news about all of this is that, as far as we can tell, Eminem has showed no signs of having caught pink eye. See for yourself...

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Unlike other networks, MTV knows how to host a movie awards show.

At last night's annual event, celebrities from all industries walked the red carpet, the New Moon trailer premiered and Kiefer Sutherland cried hysterically into the arms of Ben Stiller.

A Premiere Couple

But two events stand out the most from the evening:

  1. A half-naked Sacha Baron Cohen (in his character of Bruno) fell into Eminem's lap. At the sight, and touch, of Bruno's bare buttocks, Eminem fumed: "Are you serious? Get the **** off me!," before storming out of his seat.
  2. After their win for best kiss, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart stood at the podium and came... so... close... to... kissing.

Here's a look at each of the memorable occurrences:

Which MTV Movie Awards development was most shocking?

 

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On second thought, even Eminem admits he may have made a mistake when he referred to Mariah Carey as a "whore" in the single "Bagpipes from Baghdad."

Following a challenge thrown down by Carey's husband, Nick Cannon, Eminem told British DJ Tim Westwood:

With the song “Bagpipes From Baghdad,” there’s a line on there, I mean, I kinda spazzed out on that record but I guess I spazzed out on every record. There’s a line on there that was a little harsh, you know, it’s a harsh line… but you know man, the way I look at it, I said it, I had no idea he was going to take it like he took it.

I had no idea Nick Cannon was gonna start wildin’ out on me. No pun intended. I heard about some of the things he was saying, I didn’t read his blog or anything. It is what it is, he’s supposed to defend his wife. I expected him to do that. But at the end of the day, it’s a line I said, but I meant to say is I wish them the best.

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Has Eminem's celebrity-skewering gone too far?

No, we don't care that Bill O'Reilly called out the rapper for lyrics in his latest single, "We Made You." That guy sucks.

Eminem Seems Bummed

But Nick Cannon has gone public with a more understandable complaint: Eminem refers to his wife, Mariah Carey, as a "whore" in the song "Bagpipes From Baghdad."

In the single, the artist refers to his alleged romance with Carey from years ago, rapping:

Mariah whatever happened to us. Why did we ever have to break-up? Nick Cannon, you better back the f--- up. I'm not playing, I want her back, you punk... I wish you luck with that ... wh---"


In an admirable defense of his woman, Cannon fired back at Eminem in a blog entry last week, writing that he is "still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn't let him get to second base from 8 years ago."

Cannon then refers to Eminem as "Slim Lamey" and  challenge to him to a confrontation:

"Man to man, let's meet up and deal with this like adults. This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I'm here Pimp!

"Miss Marshall, I'm going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to corny-ass Nick Cannon!"

Wow. Whose side are you on in this feud?

 

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Who knew Eminem had so much in common with Dr. Gregory House?

In the June/July issue of Vibe, the rapper tells the world that he's a drug addict, having recently overcome an addiction to pain medication that nearly killed him.

Recovery Album Cover

"It's no secret I had a drug problem," Eminem writes in the first-person account. "If I was to give you a number of Vicodin I would actually take in a day? Anywhere between 10 to 20. Valium, Ambien, the numbers got so high I don't even know what I was taking."

Following a 2005 stint in rehab, the artist relapsed and almost died from an overdose after swallowing a handful of unidentified blue pills an acquaintance had provided.

"My doctor told me those mysterious new pills were methadone, which is used to wean heroin addicts off dope," he says. "Had I known it was methadone, I probably wouldn't have taken it. But as bad as I was back then, I can't even say 100 percent for sure. My doctor told me the amount of methadone I'd taken was equivalent to shooting up four bags of heroin. Even when they told me I almost died, it didn't click."

The rapper adds that he can now relate to his mother, who has battled addiction for most of her adult life.

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Kim Kardashian is cool with Eminem's latest, celebrity-mocking music video.

Bill O'Reilly? Not so much.

On yesterday's edition of The O'Reilly Factor - who has previously taken stars such as Jessica Alba and Sean Penn to task - bashed the rapper for mocking Sarah Palin in the single, "We Made You."

During the song, Eminem raps: I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner, nail her... Baby, say hello to my little friend.

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Is that really mockery? Sounds like flattery to us.

But not to O'Reilly . He labeled the "attack" on Palin as "crude," adding: "Few Americans take the vile rapper Eminem seriously. He represents the lowest form of entertainment in this country and is a publicity hound to boot.

"Eminem is obviously on an obscene rant about Sarah Palin. It's totally obscene, totally inappropriate... All I want to do is repeat that Eminem means nothing. The video means nothing."

It must mean something, Bill. Why else feature it on your show?

Choose a side in this feud:

 

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Lindsay, please come back to semen. Samantha's a two, you're practically a 10...

And so begins Eminem's latest single, "We Made You," a song dedicated to the absolute skewering of a slew of celebrities.

Aside from being released a few days too late to make the above-referenced line appropriate, the single is spot-on.

No star is safe from Eminem's slights, as he...

  • Raps in the guise of Tony Romo, lining up under center, as Jessica Simpson hikes him a cheeseburger;
  • Hints at nailing Sarah Palin, while standing over a clone of Alaskan Governor straddling a desk;
  • Sits across from a fake Kim Kardashian, who eventually is fed into wood chipper... which converts her into dollar bills.

It's a classic video. Check it out below:

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From Britney and Kevin to the Tommy Lee-Kid Rock fight to that crazy lesbian Anne Heche, the spectacle of a public, bitter celebrity divorces sure is certainly one to behold. Here's The Hollywood Gossip's field guide to some of the major celebrities whose nuptials have unraveled before our eyes.

KEVIN FEDERLINE vs. BRITNEY SPEARS

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He says: Not a lot. Because he has a good lawyer, and she says it all for him by parading around Hollywood clubs in no pants.
She says: He's "the biggest mistake she ever made" (and a stoner with no income).
Custody (of the kids): Currently 50-50, though FedEx is seeking a higher ratio of time with Sean and Jayden. Britney Spears' antics make that a distinct possibility.
Custody (of the fans): Kevin, we think. But only by attrition.

PAUL McCARTNEY vs. HEATHER MILLS

He says: She's got "personality issues," possibly code for "she used to be a high-priced call girl who serviced Arab arms dealers.
She says: The Beatles legend used to slap her around a little.
Custody (of the kids): Amicably shared, of daughter Beatrice.
Custody (of the fans): Paul by a wide margin across the Atlantic, but Mills won millions of fans stateside with her turn on Dancing with the Stars. A one-legged former hooker and "instructional sex tape" star, what's not to love?

COLEY LAFFOON vs. ANNE HECHE

He says: Anne Heche a frickin' nut!
She says: Coley Laffoon is a deadbeat who is addicted to porn, strippers and poker, as well as downloading sexual photos online.
Custody (of the kids): Bitterly contested, but split evenly, of son Homer.
Custody (of the fans): We gotta side with Laffoon, if only because he has no money and Heche had an affair with the equally-married James Tupper.

EMINEM vs. KIM MATHERS

He says: "I'd rather have a baby through my penis than get married again," Eminem said in 2002, after getting a divorce from Kim, who he was married to from 1999-2001. Note: He got married again. To Kim. In 2006. That's over too.
She says: His penis is small, doesn't work.
Custody (of the kids): Changes frequently.
Custody (of the fans): Eminem. Bitch crazy!

TOMMY LEE vs. KID ROCK

Lee (Pamela Anderson's husband for several years) says: Kid Rock is a wuss.
Kid (married to Pamela Anderson for three months in 2006) says: "Tommy Lee said some things that were extremely disrespectful to me."
Custody (of the kids): Tommy and Pam share custody of theirs 50-50. Thank goodness Kid Rock and Anderson did not procreate.
Custody (of the fans): Kid... but talk about a Rock and a head case!

ALEC BALDWIN vs. KIM BASINGER

He says: Kim is a manipulative liar who dedicates most of her live to making him miserable and not allowing him to see daughter Ireland.
She says: Alec and Saddam Hussein are pretty similar.
Custody (of the kids): Almost all Kim, especially after Alec infamously tore Ireland a new one on that gotta-hear-it-to-believe it voicemail.
Custody (of the fans): Alec Baldwin. Sure, he's got some personal issues. But watch this guy on 30 Rock and you just can't stay mad.

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