Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi don't seem like a couple in trouble.
But tell that to Star Magazine, which claimed last week the marriage between Ellen and Porta is "crumbling."
And enter the following, perfect, hilarious response by DeGeneres.
“There’s not one ounce of truth to any of it. I’m very happily married. In fact, the only thing we ever argue about is who loves who more," Ellen said of her union to de Rossi, adding: