The National Enquirer is reporting that Ellen DeGeneres is dealing with the possibility of breast cancer.
According to the tabloid's source, "Ellen went into an emotional tailspin recently after she detected a lump in one of her breasts."
The talk show host allegedly "dissolved in tears and sobbed to Portia [de Rossi], ‘I’m so scared.’”
The magazine goes on to say that "In the end, the lump turned out to be benign, but Ellen is at her wits’ end, fearing it’s only a matter of time before cancer takes her out."
But it's all poppycock, folks.