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This is a change for Dion Phaneuf.

The Calgary Flames defenseman was spotted this week on water that wasn't frozen. But the National Hockey League star had a good excuse: his team is no longer in the playoffs.

Oh, and he's dating actress Elisha Cuthbert. As you can see in the photo below, Cuthbert is more than just The Girl Next Door to Phaneuf. She's the girl in his lap.

Dion Phaneuf and Elisha Cuthbert fan the Flames of love.

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We welcome you back, celebrity gossip and news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. This week's edition, featuring girl on girl action heroes Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert, got some great replies.

We liked a lot of the captions, but chose Katie as the winner. Scroll down to read the winning entry (under the photo) as well as the full list of submissions. Thanks for playing and good luck again in this week's new Caption Contest!

Paris, Again

Elisha: "Paris, it doesn't matter how much I zoom in, it's still gonna look like you're holding a rat."

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Remember when we told celebrity gossip followers that Paris Hilton was pretending to be a lesbian? Well, the talentless socialite is out to prove us correct.

The latest example of her gay shenanigans involve actress Elisha Cuthbert. According to Us Weekly, the two blondes were "all over each other and making out" at New York's Tenjune club Tuesday night.

Sad Paris

"Who knew?" said the source of the unlikely pairing, one who was obviously oblivious to our recent entertainment news reports.

Hilton and Cuthbert didn't arrive at Tenjune together. Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. Earlier in the evening, Paris attended the BlackBerry Pink Pearl Launch Party.

"She was actually super well behaved and even took the time to take some photos with the BlackBerry executives," a witness told the magazine.

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For someone so hot, Elisha Cuthbert is dressed like she's freezing in the photo below.

Did she learn nothing about fashion from hanging out with Paris Hilton? Call Paris spoiled, a skank, soon-to-be jail bait and an awful human being - but she'd at least never be caught dead in a giant hot pink scarf.

Minka Kelly Emmys Dress

Combine that with the leopard-print shoes and you've got a look that makes Molly Sims and her French maid outfit look hip.

Our advice to Elisha? Follow the lead of a nearly nude Pamela Anderson and ditch the clothing altogether.

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This just in: Paris Hilton is a giant!

Actually, no, it's just a camera trick. Paris did not become Brooke Hogan-esque overnight. Rather, her newest BFF, Elisha Cuthbert, is actually just a little bit farther away! Amazing!

Paris: Pot Smoker?

Paris schooled Elisha on how to act like a dirty slut shop like an heiress, as the two hit up one of her favorite fashion institutions, rummaging through the shelves like it was their f*%king jobs. Which in Paris' case, it kind of is.

Hopefully, the former star of "24" found some shoes, because she's got some awfully big ones to follow regarding her coveted position as Paris Hilton's BFF.

Paris pals past and present include Brandon Davis, Caroline D'Amore, Nicole Richie, Kim Kardashian, Joe Francis, Kimberly Stewart, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.

It's safe to say the girl gets around. Like a record.

Elisha Cuthbert Biography

Elisha Cuthbert Pic Elisha Cuthbert is very pretty. She was the sexy star of 24, Old School and The Girl Next Door. She was friends with Paris Hilton for... More »
Born
Birthplace
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Full Name
Elisha Ann Cuthbert
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