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One minute, they're considering a family.

The next, their relationship is "doomed to fail," reports state.

Such is the tumultuous world inhibited by Elisabetta Canalis and George Clooney, at least according to The National Enquirer. Indeed, while every other tabloid on the planet invents rumors about a Brangelina break-up, this newspaper creates stories about the Oscar-nominated star and his Italian girlfriend.

The latest? Canalis is crazy with jealousy!

"Elisabetta gets very possessive when George pays too much attention to another woman," an anonymous friend said. "When other women get too close to him, she always slips her hand around his arm as if to say, 'He's mine!'"

For example, Elisabetta was supposedly full of rage at last month's Golden Globes when Julianna Margulies stopped to hug Clooney on her way to the stage.

The discontent allegedly continued at a party after the event, as "Elisabetta bristled at the parade of women who were very affectionate with kisses... and the fact that George enjoyed the attention."

This insider adds that Clooney is merely friends with these female acquaintances, and Canalis is risking her relationship by taking issue with his interactions. Actually, that's not exactly how the source put it. He said:

"George is very comfortable with Elisabetta, but if she starts rocking his boat regarding his friendships with women, she'll find herself walking the plank."

That doesn't sound like a made-up quote at all, does it?

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According to sources, George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis are "more in love than ever."

Does this mean they'll be walking down the aisle soon? It's unlikely. But rumors are swirling that Clooney might plant his handsome seed inside the Italian model.

"George has done a complete 180 on starting a family," a friend told The National Enquirer. "He's still not a huge fan of the institution of marriage, but Elisabetta has made him rethink having children and settling down."

Elisabetta Canalis and George Clooney Picture

Over the holidays, Canalis allegedly joked she wanted a baby for Christmas. Clooney's reply? Be careful what she wished for.

"They're both incredibly happy and I certainly could see them having a baby in the next year," the source said.

Before then, of course, the actor has other important responsibilities: he's hosting this Friday night's telethon, which is bringing celebrities together in honor of earthquake victims in Haiti.

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Stripper scandal? What stripper scandal?!?

At last night's Golden Globe Awards, Fergie and Josh Duhamel did not look like a couple that was worried about accusations that he cheated on her with a talkative pole dancer.

Instead, they simply looked happy, in love and gorgeous.

However, the pair recently dubbed "Durgie" better put its game face on. Fergie and Josh have a difficult task ahead of them: knocking off George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis in this awards ceremony showdown. May the best-looking twosome win!

Elisabetta Canalis and George Clooney

[Photos: Splash News]

Which couple looked the most fashionable?

 

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Just call her Fraulein Clooney.

That's what FHM Germany has dubbed Elisabetta Canalis, George Clooney's breathtaking model of a girlfriend. She covers the latest issue of the magazine, which writes about the beauty:

Wenn Elisabetta jemand so sexy sehen durfte wie jetzt die Leser von FHM, dann war das eigentlich nur dem Hollywoodstar vorbehalten. Doch ist sie ihm auch treu? Das beschäftigt heute die Frauenwelt weltweit.

In FHM zeigt das Cover-Girl der Kalender-Ausgabe (Dezember 2009) derweil allen Männern sehr viel mehr...

In Italien ist Elisabetta schon längst keine Unbekannte mehr.

Editor's note: does anyone out there speak German?

Fortunately, sexiness is a universal languae. Drool over Canalis (and curse Clooney under your breath) now:

FHM Germany Cover
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Note to George Clooney: stop being so perfect. You're making the rest of us look bad!

The Oscar-winner stars in a new movie that opens this Friday, Up in the Air. It's receiving rave reviews and premiered in Los Angeles last night.

As if another surefire Academy Award nomination isn't enough, Clooney showed off his romantic, handsome side at the premiere, bringing girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis as one date; and his adorable, mama's boy side by bringing his mother as his other date.

The guy can do no wrong. Check out George and his ladies below:

George and his Ladies

Cindy Crawford also stopped by the red carpet because, hey, why shouldn't she? She's Cindy Crawford. She's welcome anywhere!

Click on the photos below to enlarge a picture of that supermodel and a bunch more of this super actor...

  • Gorgeous George
  • Silly George
  • Signing for Fans
  • Pic of George Clooney
  • Cindy C.

[Photos: Splash News]

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by Hilton Hater at

We hate you, George Clooney!

Okay, that's not true at all. The actor actually seems extremely nice, funny and humble and is quite talented.

But recent photos of girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis just drive home one very simple point: Clooney is the luckiest man alive.

He's like John Mayer, minus all the douchebag qualities. Only Derek Jeter rivals Clooney's ability to pull tail, leave tail after a period of time and never receive a shred of criticism from the pieces of tail he's left behind.

We could all learn a lot from this man.

Click on the pics of Canalis in Maxim below. You'll be ever so glad you did...

  • Pic of Elisabetta Canalis
  • Elisabetta Canalis in Maxim
  • George's Gal
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George Clooney is the world's most eligible bachelor.

Of course, Elisabetta Canalis is doing all she can to change that, as the Italian, large-breasted model has been dating the actor since July.

He seems happy with her, which is a change from some of Clooney's past romances. He admitted as much to Great Britain's The Daily Mirror last week:

"I’ve had some absolutely great relationships and some not so great relationships. I’ve been in some relationships where I’ve felt terribly alone. Just because you’re with someone it doesn’t mean you’re incredibly happy and complete."

Clooney meant no offense, of course, to exes Renee Zellweger, Kelly Preston, DeDee Pfeiffer, Kimberly Russell, Brooke Langton, Taylor Howard, Krista Allen, Jennifer Siebel, Lisa Snowdon and Sarah Larson.

  • Elisabetta and George
  • One Hot Couple

Unlike certain other celebrities (cough... cough... Jennifer Aniston...), Clooney doesn't think his love life is anything unique.

“I’ve had some easy and natural, made-sense breakups as well as some rough ones... I don’t think my experiences are any different than anybody else’s, they’ve just been amplified a little more.”

What a refreshing outlook on life as a celebrity. Clooney doesn't pretend to be any more insightful or important than anyone out there when it comes to dating.

He may be the most perfect human being on the planet.

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By the time you finish reading this short article, George Clooney may have found a new girlfriend.

For now, however, he's dating actress Elisabetta Canalis; and, according to a close, famous pal, the couple is great together.

"She is a really, really wonderful woman," Matt Damon told People this week. "It's nice to see my friend so happy."

George Clooney, Girlfriend

For now, Elisabetta Canalis is the latest hottie on the handsome arm of George Clooney.

Damon must also be happy with his showing so far in a one-on-one matchup with Clooney. With which of these studs would you prefer to sleep? Let us know!

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We've been hearing the rumors.

Beginning in late July, people began speculating that George Clooney was seeing Elisabetta Canalis nude. This was pretty much established as (lucky) fact.

Elisabetta Canalis Photo

Well, now he's gone public with his new flame, putting any doubts to rest.

Well, going public is a stretch. They keep a low profile, but aren't hiding.

Here's George Clooney with his (bandaged) arm around her in Italy:

The day before the premiere of his movie, Men Who Stare at Goats, the couple made an arrival at the Venice Film Festival in the famed European city.

Italian papers gushed over the pair they're calling "the next Brangelina."

That's a tad premature, as there's no good nickname potential (Canalooney? Gebetta?) and they haven't created many kids and become the subject of constant cheating rumors, but it's an apt comparison in terms of beauty.

In any case, Clooney and the woman better known to local media as "La Canalis" or simply "Eli" have been inseparable the past three weeks.

Clooney was introduced to his new love interest in Rome, but apparently "carried a torch for Eli" even while still dating now-ex Sarah Larson.

Larson became the first girlfriend to accompany the perpetual bachelor and ladies' man to the Oscars. Will Elisabetta Canalis be the next?!

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Dreams can come true, they can happen to you, if you're young and drop dead gorgeous...

According to a reliable source - private chef Michele Gargani - Elisabetta Canalis isn't exactly dating George Clooney by accident; the Italian model has had her sights set on the movie star since 2007, when she first saw him in person.

Steve-O and Elisabetta Canalis

“Elisabetta was with a group of friends, and they were all speaking Italian,” Gargani told In Touch Weekly. “She went on and on about how she loved being in Hollywood, but that her dream was to meet and date George Clooney.”

For many men out there, the dream is to see Elisabetta Canalis nude. This can be accomplished by renting the 2007 movie Virgin Territory. She portrays a topless nun in it.

You're welcome, fellas.

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