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The Tiger Woods scandal is getting the Law & Order treatment.

It's embellished and obviously fiction, but NBC clearly stole this script from Woods. Its promo for Law & Order: L.A. even boasts "yeah, we're going there."

A golf superstar, a harem of mistresses, a club-wielding scorned wife who "rescued" him, a 911 call ... bring back memories of the Tiger-Elin Woods fight?

Check it out the episode promo here (at the 30-second mark) ...

Of course, the similarities end when a female golf pro gets whacked. As far as we know, Tiger never tried to off Rachel Uchitel & Co. Just pay them off.

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Tiger Woods' divorce payout to wife Elin Nordegren was reportedly $110 million, or approximately one million per mistress the golfer squired over the years.

Okay, that was an exaggeration on our part ... probably. The point remains, it was totally worth $110 million to get with Devon James. No regrets at all.

Fight For the Kids

For a mega-millionaire, the former Elin Woods has certainly not been extravagant, even flying commercial instead of on private jets typical for Tiger.

TIGER'S GIRL: Elin Nordegren used to be. Now she's a rich divorcee.

"She can afford a jet but didn't even consider it," a source said. "She's not cheap, she's just not throwing money around and wasting it the way some people do."

Elin Nordegren still employs nannies and other household help as she shares custody with Tiger of their two children, but has cut back on some of their hours.

The long and short of it is that she just wants to get on with life.

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Did Tiger Woods' then-wife Elin Nordegren try to confront Joslyn James about her filthy affair with the golfer? That's what the trashy mistress is claiming.

Joslyn, one of the more notorious Tiger Woods mistresses, claims Elin went to three different strip clubs in a bid to confront her about the affair this year.

“Each time she showed up I wasn't there,” Joslyn, real name Veronica Siwik-Daniels, recalled to Steppin’ Out. “When I was in Atlanta, Elin came and saw me."

Veronica Siwik-Daniels

Joslyn James (left) says Elin Nordegren was hunting her down.

"When she arrived I was on stage. I didn't hear about it until later, the next day. He [Tiger] was in Augusta. She went to two other clubs looking for me."

"I honestly think she wanted to talk to me and had something to ask me. She came to the club. I heard she had something she wanted to talk about."

Wonder what that could be? Reports suggest that Joslyn James' affair with Tiger, specifically, was a catalyst in Elin Nordegren divorcing him this spring.

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Tiger Woods is officially divorced. But, come on, do you really think that means we've heard the last about his cheating ways and the women not named Elin Nordegren with whom he had intercourse while married?

Many of them are back in the news this week. First, Devon James got fired from her job as a prostitute at the world famous Bunny Ranch in Nevada because owner Dennis Hoff said she broke the establishment's golden rule: total and complete silence about the brothel happenings.

She "broke the code, which is privacy and discretion with all clients," Hoff told TMZ, adding hilariously: "She is a disgusting excuse for a working girl... she's a scumbag and a snitch."

What Did Elin Know?

James isn't the only former fling speaking out.

In the latest issue of Life & Style, a pair of past mistresses claim Elin wasn't as ignorant over her husband's adultery as she has claimed. Here's what they had to say:

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Newly divorced from Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren is reportedly considering opening a mental health clinic to assist underprivileged families in Florida.

According to a report in the Sunday Times of London, the former Swedish model is planning to use some of her mammoth settlement on the project.

Elin Woods Bikini Picture

Elin Nordegren: Mother, model, humanitarian?

“Elin has a lot of ideas, including setting up her own clinic to help out poorer children suffering from mental illnesses like depression, eating disorders and hypertension, which can result from living in a broken family,” a source said.

Of the scorned mother of two, the source said, “Maybe it’s not surprising, but she feels strongly that children are the real victims when marriages fail.”

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Earlier today, Elin Nordegren broke her silence for the first time since her now-former husband's sordid sexual dalliances were exposed late last year.

Now Tiger Woods has made his first remarks since their divorce was finalized earlier this week, speaking at New Jersey's Barclays golf tournament.

Elin Nordegren's New House

"I wish her the best in everything," he said of Elin.

Tiger Woods married Elin Nordegren in 2004.

"It's a sad time in our lives. And we're looking forward to how we can help our kids the best way we possibly can. And that's the most important thing."

When a reporter asked the world's #1 golfer if he still loves Elin Nordegren, Tiger didn't answer, instead repeating, "That's the most important thing."

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Now that she's officially divorced from Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren is spilling the beans on the end of their marriage and revealing her side of the story.

Having been silent for nine months since that fateful night in November when Tiger's affair with Rachel Uchitel was exposed, Elin is finally opening up.

Elin Nordegren's New House

"I have been through the stages of disbelief, shock, anger and ultimately grief over the loss of the family I so badly wanted for my children," she tells People.

SHATTERED: Elin's life has been. But she says she feels stronger now.

Still, the former model and 30-year-old mother of two says "I also feel stronger than I ever have. I have confidence in my beliefs, my decisions and myself."

"My immediate plan is for the kids and me to continue to adjust to our new situation," says Elin Nordegren, who is working toward a psychology degree. "I'm going to keep taking classes, but my main focus is to try to give myself time to heal."

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Despite the quote-unquote amicable discussions that resulted in finalizing his divorce, Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren were not exactly cordial yesterday.

“Tiger was sitting down when Elin walked in the room,” a source said. “Publicly they didn’t say a word to each other. They didn’t even look at each other.”

At approximately 3 p.m., Elin Woods was heading back to her Orlando-area home after finalizing the split in Bay County Circuit Court in Panama City, Fla.

Both Woods currently live in Orange County, Fla., hours away. In Florida a couple is allowed to file for divorce outside of the county where they reside.

Why they chose Bay County is unclear, but the divorce petition says the marriage is “irretrievably broken” and that a settlement was reached July 3-4.

Elin Nordegren (formerly Elin Woods) is free of Tiger.

The Martial Settlement Agreement they signed also includes a parenting plan, and both Tiger and Elin attended the required four-hour parenting class.

"The parenting plan is in the best interests of the children," the papers read. Married since 2004, they are parents to Sam, 3, and Charlie, 18 months.

The court documents also say that Elin Woods will hereby revert to her maiden name, Elin Nordegren (her full name is Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren).

Causes of the divorce are not stated, as Florida is a no-fault state. But the papers say they have lived apart since Woods' November 2009 car crash.

"The marriage between the parties is irretrievably broken" is all we're going to get. No sordid golf-club wielding details or Jaimee Grubbs voicemails.

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Break out the champagne and the motherf*%kin' condoms, and dial up every cocktail waitress you know, 'cause Tiger Woods is officially back on the prowl. Holla!

After months of separation and living separate lives, the marriage between Tiger and Elin Nordegren Woods is officially over. Finalized. Done. They are both single.

Tamera Mowry, Adam Housley

The couple signed the papers in Bay County Circuit Court in Panama City, Fla., earlier today. As predicted, the details of Tiger Woods' divorce were not released.

"We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future," the pair said in a joint statement released by Nordegren's law firm.

"While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness will always be of paramount importance to both of us."

P.S. You have my number, Joslyn James!

FREE AT LAST: Tiger and Elin Woods' divorce is final.

"The primary focus of our amicable discussions has been to ensure their well-being. The weeks and months ahead will not be easy for them as we adjust to a new family situation, which is why our privacy must be a principal concern."

The terms of the settlement was undisclosed, but reports have suggested Elin will get $100 million in assets, along with primary physical custody of the kids.

Sources have previously said that custody was the key issue for both, and that the couple wanted to share custody of their two children, Sam and Charlie.

Whatever the terms are, they have likely changed recently. Sources say that although Elin had signed a prenup, it was renegotiated, and Eiin given wide latitude after the Rachel Uchitel sex scandal derailed Tiger's life and career last November.

The couple tried to make a go of it in the ensuing month, with Tiger completing a stint in sex addiction rehab. But his return to golf this April, coupled with the sheer volume of mistresses he piled up, were reportedly too much for Elin.

A source close to Elin Woods says she is relieved that the issue is at last resolved: "She's feeling okay about all this. She's been through hell but handled herself with such dignity. And now she's got a whole new life ahead of her."

As for Tiger? He can't shoot under par anymore, but on the bright side, with the divorce finalized, he can go out and shoot ... you know what, forget it.

 

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One of the burning questions surrounding the Tiger Woods divorce settlement is where Elin Nordegren and the couple's children will live once the split is final.

That's still unclear, but it appears as if she will call the shots.

Elin Nordegren and Her Children

Sources familiar with the divorce say Elin Woods will have control over where they reside, opening the door for her to potentially settle in her native Sweden.

The agreement was supposed to be finalized by the end of last week, but there is still one document being negotiated - presumably pertaining to the kids.

No wonder Tiger's been so frustrated and distracted lately.

CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION: Tiger's almost single at last! Woo!

As for the property settlement, we reported last week that Elin will get right around $100 million, somewhere between 1/5 and 1/6 of Tiger's net worth.

In other words, he's worth between $500-600 million.

All those earlier reports of her getting $750 million? Probably a little over the top, considering he doesn't even have that much. Still, $100 million. Wow.

As for whether Elin actually moves to Sweden permanently with the kids, it's uncertain. But the divorce deal gives her "wide latitude" in figuring it out.

What do you think she should do? Leave for good?