Tuesday, reports surfaced that Tiger Woods' ex-wife Elin Nordegren has been quietly dating coal magnate Chris Cline for the past couple of months.
Didn't see that one coming, did you? Who's Chris Cline?
Wouldn't you like to know. And wouldn't you know it, now you can! Here are five things you need to know about the new man in Elin Nordegren's life:
1. He's rich, b!tch! With a net worth of $1.2 billion, putting him 377th in the whole country, Chris Cline's money blows Tiger Woods out of the water.
2. He's got a dirty job. Or at least pays people to do his dirty work. The West Virginia native is head of Foresight Reserves LP, a major coal producer.