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In a recent interview, Paris Hilton explained why her boyfriend - and Lauren Conrad's ex - Doug Reinhardt won't be appearing on MTV's The Hills in the future.

No, not because the show's star dumped him, but ...

Besties

"The show is, like, so lame and fake," she said. "He doesn't want to be a part of it. They make up relationships when they're not there. He just thinks it's lame."

MTV Movie Awards weekend guest hosts and The Hills stars Frankie Delgado and Stephanie Pratt responded to her comments, saying she should apologize.

"Doug's not even on the show, so I don't even understand that," said the annoying sister of Spencer Pratt. "And in real life he is friends with those boys, so it's not fake. I would never call her show dumb, so I think she should apologize."

NO YOU DIDN'T: Stephanie Pratt and her 70 I.Q. points take issue with Paris.

Delgado also defended The Hills, saying: "She knows that it's not fake. It's not fake at all. It's as real as it gets. There's no way to create that kind of drama. Nothing can even be scripted like that. Things do happen and they happen for a reason."

But Frankie Delgado did point out that although there's nothing fake about the show, sometimes their friends' personalities may give people that impression.

"Some people ... maybe their personalities are fake. They act fake on the show, but that's what makes it dramatic," Brody's BFF explained. "She should understand it's all entertainment. It's all business ... Paris, it's all business."

So, in conclusion, the show is not fake, but some of the people on it act fake, and that's what makes it dramatic, so therefore it is fake. Thanks, Frankie.

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Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt stopped sucking face long enough to make it to the FiFi Fragrance Awards last night in Manhattan.

The awards celebrated the international fragrance community, with presenters from the worlds of fashion, television, theater, and film.

Paris and Doug Arriving

Hilton and Reinhardt seemed to be behaving themselves, which was a nice change for the PDA duo.

Maybe the time in Cannes helped them relax, or maybe the fact that there was no boat for them to go make out in was enough to keep the two in check.

It's good to know that Paris is back in the States and making her way around Manhattan with Reinhardt on her arm, as opposed to up her skirt.

Click to see more pictures of Paris and Reinhardt out on the town...

[Photo Credit: Splash News]

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Paris Hilton says her boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, won't be appearing on MTV's The Hills again. She also thinks the reality series pretty much sucks, and knows a lot about it despite claiming she has never actually watched it.

"The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn't even want to be a part of it," the ho-tel heiress told Us Weekly at the Fifi Awards in New York.

Not that he had much of a choice, after The Hills' star, Lauren Conrad, dumped him on the show for being so effing boring. Details, right?

Doug Reinhardt then pursued Stephanie Pratt for reasons unknown to any straight male with a pulse, which pissed off LC and viewers alike.

But Hilton says the show portrayed Doug "in a way he's not."

Mmm. We give this statement about as much credence as Paris' tear-filled recollection of how her most "intimate moments" of night vision sex with Rick Salomon while on the phone were released to the public (making her rich and famous, natch).


"They make up relationships when they’re not there, and he just thinks it's lame," Hilton continued. "I've never seen the show in my entire life. I have no idea what it's about. But he just thought it was cheesy."

True ... it's not nearly hard core enough for Doug. The man likes public bathroom sex, for crying out loud. Dinner and drinks with LC ain't cutting it.

Reinhardt's reality days aren't entirely over, though. He will appear on the second season of Paris Hilton's My New BFF, which debuts June 2 on MTV.

"It was great," the tramp said. "He was always on set every single day, giving fun ideas. With him there, he always gave the most amazing ideas."

They actually hired him as a producer to be on BFF Dubai [Hilton filmed a version of her reality show there]. They loved his ideas so much."

We're not surprised. Doug Reinhardt's charm is quite breathtaking ... according to Doug Reinhardt, on the official website of Doug Reinhardt.

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Paris Hilton is denying report that she and Doug Reinhardt were tossed off a yacht owned by Elton John's beau David Furnish for hooking up in the bathroom.

Tabolids claimed the ho-tel heiress was booted after she and Doug were caught in a "compromising position" on the boat following the Cannes Film Festival.

Surprising Cleavage Alert!

But on her official MySpace page, Paris Hilton blogged that the report "is such a lie that it's a joke! ... I would never do that," insists the ho-cialite.

Note that she said she would never, rather than she did not. Telltale sign of a lie right there. Also, one's credibility is kind of shot when one engages in what can almost be described as a public sex tape with one's man the previous day.

"It's so lame that people will just create these crazy stories," pleaded Paris.

"I can't believe the stories people will make up, so gross! I'm so sick of these false rumors. It's not fair that writers can get away it. They have no credibility."

As opposed to ... forget it.

Boat-banishments, angry neighbors and disgusting PDAs aside, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt seem very much in love - more and more each day.

"They are very much in love and happy," a source close to them said.

Ah, young romance. Just get married, sell the pictures to OK! Magazine and release the kinky wedding night sex tape, kids. You know you want too.

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If you thought what was essentially a Paris Hilton sex tape preview the other night was the last PDA we would report from the ho-tel heiress and Doug Reinhardt, well, you thought wrong. Only this time, someone did something about it.

Paris and Doug were apparently getting freaky on a yacht in Cannes, and were told to get the hell out by its owner, David Furnish (Elton John's partner).

Presumably, the yacht was docked and they departed for shore. If only the painful pair literally had to walk the plank, outfitted with cement shoes ...

A source said: "David met Paris at the Hotel du Cap and invited her to a party on his friend's yacht. As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug's throat."

"Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being."

"Paris simply didn't care who was looking. They got so worked up she dragged [Doug Reinhardt] below deck so they could have some private time. But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out."

"David spotted them and the captain immediately became furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behaviour. Everyone congratulated the captain."

Hopefully they had that room quarantined.

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Welcome, celebrity gossip fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip's Caption Contest - the 83rd edition of our Friday afternoon tradition.

This week's contest photo, featuring Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt in Cannes, yielded several good replies, but we chose the one by ParisSucks.

Simple and effective. Thanks for playing!

Doug Reinhardt checks out Paris Hilton's best side.

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Earlier this week, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt invaded Cannes, France, as the ho-tel heiress promoted her new documentary and made out with her man.

Last night, though, they took their trademark PDAs to a new level.

In full view of the public, Paris began grinding, freakin' on and mounting Doug in what can only be a precursor to the inevitable next celebrity sex tape ...

We would tell Paris and Doug to get a room, but if they got one, the fame whores would probably invite celebrity gossip photographers to come watch anyway.

Somewhere, Rick Salomon is jealous ... and swan-diving Scrooge McDuck style into the pile of money he made from when he performed such acts and filmed it.

We can't wait for the "documentary" of this night's exploits. Click to enlarge more pictures of Doug in Paris (and we're not talking about the French capital):

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If you thought Paris Hilton was going to spend her entire trip to Cannes in that ridiculous bikini, well, we did too. But it turns out you would be mistaken.

The ho-tel heiress has been making the scene with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, attending the premiere of Inglorious Basterds, hitting all the hottt parties and holding a cocktail event in celebration of her new Paris, Not France documentary.

Here's the ultimate attention whore and her man engaging in an activity they do almost as prolifically as piss off their neighbors - sucking face in public:

GET A ROOM: Doug Reinhardt and Paris Hilton do Cannes, each other.

And to think they still have several more days to accumulate photo ops. Life is good for Pug. Click to enlarge lots more Paris Hilton photos from Cannes, with her donning everything from flowery summer dresses to leg-baring roman togas ...

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A Paris Hilton Free Zone is something to which so many would aspire. But the ho-tel heiress' Hollywood Hills neighbors are taking their quest to a new level.

One resident, who has requested to remain anonymous in his efforts, is willing to cough up thousands of dollars a month if it will make Paris Hilton go away.

The neighbor wrote a letter to the landlord of the place Paris and beau Doug Reinhardt are currently renting, offering to pay the property owner $5,000 per month more than he's getting now if he gives Paris and Doug the boot.

Why? Because Paris Hilton is "ruining his life."

She moved in with Doug one whole week ago, and already, the cops have been called multiple times because of loud parties, screaming and yelling, and vandalism.

The house in the Hollywood Hills was listed at $22,000 a month ... so the neighbor is thus willing to give the landlord $27,000 a month if Hilton hits the road.

Paris Hilton, Dog

PRICELESS: When it comes to potentially getting rid of these two clowns, there is no price tag too high for one disgruntled Hollywood Hills resident.

He apparently tried confronting them personally, to no avail. The neighbor complained to Doug Reinhardt about the commotion since Paris moved in. Doug's reply: "This is what you have to expect because Paris and I are public figures."

Regarding the most recent police disturbance, at least the two weren't lying when they claimed the reason for a huge ruckus at their home was because they got a prank call saying Paris' dog Tinkerbell was roadkill on Mulholland Drive.

LAPD officers were called to their home after neighbors heard what sounded like a loud argument. Law enforcement sources say they described the crank call, and Doug Reinhardt was only yelling trying to calm down a freaked Paris.

Nonetheless, neighbors want them out ... badly.

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Let the record show that Paris Hilton and her beau of several months, Doug Reinhardt, are lovers, but not fighters. Reports of a screaming match in Reinhardt's driveway last night are "not true at all," Hilton tells E! Online today.

Rather, the ho-tel heiress says, someone prank called her. And it was a mean prank call. The culprit's joke of choice? Claiming her pooch was pancaked.

"We got home from the [T-Mobile launch] party last night and someone prank-called me and said that my dog, Tinkerbell, had been ran over," she recalls. "They told me 'Tinkerbell is dead. We just found it on Mulholland Drive.'"

Talk about doggie drama - and this time, Rick Salomon was not involved.

Rest assured, Tinkerbell is okay. But Thursday evening got weirder still. In addition to the prank call, keys to Doug's home were nowhere to be found.

"We couldn’t find the keys to the house," Paris Hilton says. "While Doug was looking for the keys, I was screaming on the phone. I'm on the phone crying calling my mom. Obviously I'm going to be crying; she’s like my daughter."

Luckily it was all a hoax: "I finally got ahold of my assistant. She went to the house and saw that all my dogs were fine," Hilton thankfully said.

Hilton explained that Doug Reinhardt lives on a cul-de-sac, so noise echoes through the neighborhood. Presumably, that's why neighbors called the cops.

"They came to the house and saw that everything was fine and said, ‘Sorry, Ms. Hilton,'" said Paris, who said this prank call was hardly the first.

"I don't know who called," she says. "It happens all the time. I've changed my number like 10 times in two years. Whoever made that call is sadistic."

LAPD spokesman Richard French confirms that law enforcement officers got a call at Doug Reinhardt's residence but found everything to be copacetic.

"Just before 1 a.m. Friday morning, a patrol unit was called to investigate a domestic-violence incident,” French says. "When police arrived on the scene, it revealed that no crime had occurred, so there was no police report."

TMZ reports that when cops arrived, the two were in the middle of a nuclear screaming match. Paris and Doug wouldn't open the gate, so they hopped the fence.

Paris and Doug then answered the front door, cops spoke with them and the arguing stopped. This is the third time this week police were called to one of their homes. A previous incident? Wednesday's late-night rager that led to vandalism.

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