Doug Reinhardt Comments (Page 2)

12 Comments

11. BRANDON M. WITTE Says:
    October 14th, 2009 5:40 AM
    

    PLEASE DISREGARD MY LAST COMMENT MADE ON 11, OCTOBER 2009. I WAS UNDER DURESS SINCE PARIS HILTON HAD KIDNAPPED ME AND FORCED ME TO MAKE VARIOUS INSANE COMMENTS. FOR INSTANCE, SHE FORCED ME TO CLAIM THAT HER NAME HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM GOOGLE, WHEN IT’S OBVIOUS THAT MANUALLY TYPING IN HER NAME BRINGS HER UP ON A SEARCH. ALSO, THE AUTO PROMPTING FEATURE IS SIMPLY BRINGING UP THE MOST POPULAR RESULTS, ANY MORON WOULD KNOW THAT THINGS LIKE PARIS, FRANCE WILL COME UP MULTIPLE TIMES INSTEAD OF PARIS HILTON. BUT PARIS HILTON FORCED ME TO DO SUCH.
    
    PLEASE DO CHECK OUT ALL OF THE MYSPACE POSTS UNDER THE NAME PARIS HILTON. YOU WILL SEE HOW I HAVE MADE SO MANY DERRANGED AND INSANE COMMENTS SUCH AS CLAIMS THAT PARIS HILTON AND BRITNEY SPEARS WANTED TO DATE ME, THAT PARIS HILTON IN SOME DESIRE FOR REVENGE HAS PUT ELECTRONIC DEVICES IN MY HOME TO ATTACK ME, AND SO FORTH. THE COMMENTS GET STRANGER AND STRANGER, TO THE POINT WHERE I EVEN START USING PSUEDONYMS LIKE DJANGO AND POSTING COMMENTS AND THEN DENYING THAT I HAVE POSTED THEM. THIS WAS ALL DONE BECAUSE PARIS HILTON KIDNAPPED ME AND FORCED ME TO DO THIS.
    
    BEING HORMONAL DUE TO THE FEMALE LLAMA HORMONES BEING INJECTED INTO ME DOESN’T HELP MUCH.
    
    OH, ALSO PLEASE NOTE MY HORRID ATTEMPTS AT SINGING, PARIS HILTON FORCED ME TO GO TO 100 STUDIO IN JAMAICA AND EMBARSS MYSELF INFRONT OF NUMEROUS NOTED REGGAE PERFORMERS IN JAMAICA. SHE EVEN FORCED ME TO SING THE BOB MARLEY CLASSIS “AMBUSH IN THE NIGHT” BUT REPLACE THE WORD “AMBUSH” WITH THE WORD “FARTKNOCKERS”.
    
    IT’S TERRIBLE WHAT SHE HAS FORCED ME TO DO.
    
    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
    
    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

12. nicole Says:
    November 7th, 2009 5:52 AM
    

    amanda and doug is a better couple!!!!! they rock instead of paris a doug