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According to a new report, it is all over for Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison.

We'll give you a few moments to pick your jaws up off the floor...

Sources tell Radar Online that Stodden has simply "called it quits" on her three-year marriage because she wants to go in her own direction.

It's also possible she finally realized that Hutchison is 34 years older than she is.

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Phew. We can all exhale.

Courtney Stodden is not ready to be a mother.

Courtney Stodden on Couples Therapy

The 18-year old admitted as much to E! News yesterday, saying ancient husband Doug Hutchison "wanted a baby," but she has other plans at the moment.

"I'm not against kids," Stodden says. "But my career is my baby...And when I'm ready to share that, we'll discuss."

That career at the moment involves a starring role on... VH1's Couples Therapy.

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The new season of Couples Therapy debuted on VH1 Wednesday.

And if you were intelligent enough to watch the Presidential Debate (or ANYthing else) instead of this scripted nonsense, allow us to rundown the impact made by Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison on the program.

Of her 52-year old husband, the new 18-year old said:

"I call him 'Dad' instead of 'Doug' sometimes," to which Hutchison replied: "See, this is the thing ... I'm raising my wife!"

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Courtney Stodden is 17 and husband Doug Hutchison is 52. Clearly, these two are in need of couples therapy.

Instead, they have signed up for Couples Therapy.

Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden Picture

TMZ confirms that the attention-starved duo will appear on the new season of this VH1 reality show, as the two have supposedly admitted there are "obvious problems in their relationship because of their age difference and the notoriety they've gotten because of their relationship."

Translation: we couldn't get our own reality show.

Courtney and Doug will join four other pairings - including Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen - on a series that pretends to provide actual advice for the suffering couples featuring on it. Filming on the new season is already underway.

Will you tune in? Or, better question: How much would you pay to never have to tune in?

[Photo: WENN.com]

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We hope you are sitting down, readers. Because the following news is legitimately shocking.

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have turned down a reality TV offer, actually declining an invitation from VH1 to appear on Relationship Rehab. No, seriously. They said no.

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Strike Pose

"Though Doug and Courtney considered the offer, in the end they felt that this wasn't a perfect fit for the kind of show they wanted to do," an insider told Radar Online.

Relationship Rehab will follow around various couples and provide them with therapists and counseling sessions, which is a significant reason - according to this source - why the pair chose not to appear. Their relationship is supposedly just fine.

"There has been a lot of speculation about their marriage and a lot of people are just waiting for the inevitable train wreck to happen, but Doug and Courtney have an incredibly strong relationship and seem very happy together," the source said. "So doing a show about going into 'rehab' just doesn't make sense for them."

Guess that makes sense. Stodden's life does rule, after all.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Courtney Stodden has made quite the impression on celebrity gossip followers since she arrived - cleavage out, God blessed - in our lives this May, soon after the 17-year old blow-up doll married 51-year old actor Doug Hutchison.

The aspiring singer and soon-to-be reality star has provided endless, mostly harmless entertainment... until this weekend.

Young wife and middle-aged husband went for a stroll around The Grove in Los Angeles a couple days ago, searing an image in at least one onlooker's mind that can never be undone. Just look at the expression on the following toddler's face (bottom, left) after Courtney passes him by. The poor child may never regain his innocence...

  • Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison in Los Angeles
  • Typical Courtney Stodden Fashion

Also of hilarious note? The expression on the woman's face behind Stodden and Hutchison. It turns from amusement to abject horror. Trust us, random Los Angeles resident. We can relate.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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It costs $10,000 to interview Courtney Stodden. But it costs nothing to speak to the woman whose role model is clearly Kris Jenner, right down to her first name and her job as the manager of a young woman whose only talent is wearing tight tops.

Yes, Krista Keller is happy to talk about her daughter. Any time. Anywhere. For any duration.

"Even though she was just 16, I knew it was going to take a pretty big man to handle her because of her sexuality and because of the attention she gets," Keller tells The Daily Beast in a new interview when asked about her teenager's marriage to 51-year old Doug Hutchison.

Krista says she monitored the emails between Hutchison and Stodden and it was clear the actor loved her daughter "for her heart." As opposed to for her breasts, which Keller wants you to know are real.

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In Wednesday's THG Caption Contest, we asked readers to come up with the best one for this photo of Doug Hutchison, Courtney Stodden and Dr. Drew.

You had plenty of material to make up funny captions here, and you delivered. Our winner is casper cat. Nice work! The winning now appears below.

Honorable mentions go out to my aura and morelike40. Thanks to all of you for playing as always, and best of luck in our next Caption Contest!

Courtney, Doug and Drew

"I remember the day my wife was born like it was yesterday ..."

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Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

What did teen bride Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have to say about her infamous pumpkin patch skank-fest in a sitdown with Dr. Drew?

Well, you tell us! Send in your captions for the image seen here!

All you have to do to play is click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s). Go to it! We will announce a winner Thursday. Best of luck, all ...

Courtney, Doug and Drew

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Courtney Stodden may have been a virgin in May, but the then-16-year old went to Marmont Chateau in Hollywood on her wedding night and made up for lost boning with husband Doug Hutchinson. Big time. Oooohhhh gross yeah!

"I was aroused for 24 hours straight,” Courtney tells Radar Online, which must have been awkward because Hutchinson is 51. He was likely asleep by 9 p.m.

Asked by website readers what should would study in college if her singing career somehow falls apart, Stodden replied: "All of Doug. All of his body, and all the elements within that. What they do and what they still do. It would be a lot of fun."

So is that why she's attracted to her middle-aged man? Nope. Courtney said of how the actor inspires her: “He’s cooking for me, cleaning for me, he’s like the wife around the house. He picks up the slack around the house and that’s very inspiring to me."

Don't worry, there's plenty more insight to come from Courtney Stodden. She and Hutchinson will soon star in their own reality show.

Doug Hutchison Biography

Doug Hutchison Photo Doug Hutchison was a random, semi-famous actor for most of his career. He's best known for roles in The Green Mile and Lost. So, what is... More »
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Birthplace
Dover, Delaware
Full Name
Douglas Anthony Hutchison
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