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Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

What did teen bride Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have to say about her infamous pumpkin patch skank-fest in a sitdown with Dr. Drew?

Well, you tell us! Send in your captions for the image seen here!

All you have to do to play is click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s). Go to it! We will announce a winner Thursday. Best of luck, all ...

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Courtney Stodden may have been a virgin in May, but the then-16-year old went to Marmont Chateau in Hollywood on her wedding night and made up for lost boning with husband Doug Hutchinson. Big time. Oooohhhh gross yeah!

"I was aroused for 24 hours straight,” Courtney tells Radar Online, which must have been awkward because Hutchinson is 51. He was likely asleep by 9 p.m.

Asked by website readers what should would study in college if her singing career somehow falls apart, Stodden replied: "All of Doug. All of his body, and all the elements within that. What they do and what they still do. It would be a lot of fun."

So is that why she's attracted to her middle-aged man? Nope. Courtney said of how the actor inspires her: “He’s cooking for me, cleaning for me, he’s like the wife around the house. He picks up the slack around the house and that’s very inspiring to me."

Don't worry, there's plenty more insight to come from Courtney Stodden. She and Hutchinson will soon star in their own reality show.

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It's as depressing as it is unsurprising: Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson will star in their own reality show.

The rumor that got started a soon as this 17-year old married this 51-year old is now a fact, confirmed this week by Courtney's attention-starved mother Krista. She tells Radar Online that her daughter and her creepy son-in-law have signed with Roy Bank, the president of Merv Griffin Entertainment.

Courtney Stodden Music Video Still

"We are proud that we were able to find the perfect producer for our reality show and are thrilled to be working with this prestigious production company," Krista says, previewing the series to come by adding:

"They are going to be very, very open about their lives. They want everybody to see their life. Nothing is off limits."

We know, Krista. The couple made that obvious by getting married in the first place.

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by Hilton Hater at

In a true testament to their God-based connection, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison will soon star in their very own reality show.

The 16-year old and her 51-year old husband made this startling announcement during an interview this week with Australian's The Morning Show.

“We’ve been seduced by a lot of producers, wanting to do a reality TV show and we’re in negotiations right now with a very prominent producer,” Hutchison said. “We’re talking about the possibility of taking it to networks.”

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Interview Photo

Stodden jumped in to explain the series would be "out of this world," which is pretty much where most people want to see this sickening twosome end up.

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by Hilton Hater at

Krista Stodden doesn't understand what all the fuss is about.

Yes, her daughter is 16. And, sure, she married a 51-year old. But Doug Hutchison "looks like he’s in his early 30s," the mother of Courtney Stodden told Radar Online this week, while her daughter "looks like she’s in her late 20s."

And looks are really all that matter, right?

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Krista, who really wants you to know about her child's boobs, also insists that Hutchison is a "great guy."

"He’s not creepy," she said. "It’s like they’re talking about someone else when they say bad things about Doug."

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by Hilton Hater at

For a couple so in love, Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden sure spend a lot of time in front of the camera - and not in the romantic, kinky, Kim Kardashian/Ray J kind of way.

Why do this 51-year old and 16-year continue to give interviews about their marriage?

"We have to have a sense of humor about it," Hutchison told E! last night, saying he sees their media appearances as "a forum to hopefully help people change their perspective and expand their minds about love."

They also happen to be a chance for Stodden to discuss her career and shoot down plastic surgery chatter ("God was her only plastic surgeon," her husband says).

Hutchison and Stodden have released their wedding photos to E!, as well. We've posted a couple below. Check them out now and decide: are these two truly in love with each other?

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by Hilton Hater at

The Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden Look-We're-Really-In-Love-And-Not-Out-For-Publicity-Publicity Tour stopped by Father Albert this week.

Yes, that's really a show.

In an interview with host Albert Cutie, the 51-year old actor agrees with his 16-year old wife: a higher power brought them together.

"God connects us," Hutchison says. "When you meet that someone you love, there's something inside that's leading you towards that person."

Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden

During the conversation, Stodden once again claims she was a virgin prior to her wedding night and adds that Hutchison is her fantasy come true. After all, the guy is an actor!

"He's my acting coach. I have a built- in acting coach! How many girls [would want that]? That's their dream, and I fell in love with my dream."

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Courtney Stodden, 16, and Doug Hutchison, 51, swear their marriage is not a publicity stunt. To prove it, they went on a national talk show this week.

The couple, whose marriage in May created quite the stir due to their age difference, appeared on Good Morning America yesterday and said the relationship was "totally innocent" at first, focused on business.

Stodden made the first flirty move over email, Hutchison said, adding that he then sensed "a struggle inside my heart... because I had already started falling for her."

Hutchison called Stodden's mother, who is on record supporting the couple, and said: 

"I said, Krista, I don't know if you know this or not, but your daughter and I are falling in love.... If you and [Courtney's father, Alex Stodden] have any misgivings whatsoever about this... I will respect you, and Courtney will respect you. And we will step back."

Doug was given his now mother-in-law's blessing, which thrilled Courtney.

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by Hilton Hater at

Doug Hutchison is a veteran actor best known for roles in The Green Mile, Lost and 24. He is 51 years old.

Courtney Alexis Stodden is an aspiring country singer. She is 16 years old.

Over the weekend, the couple got married in Las Vegas.

Doug Hutchison in Punisher: War Zone

Doug Hutchison is seen here in Punisher: War Zone. Many likely believe he should be starring in Pedophile: Gross Zone.

Based on Nevada law, one of Stodden's parents had to sign off on the union, as the pair acknowledged its age difference via the following statement:

"We're aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial. But we're very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless."

Do you buy that message? What do you think of this marriage?

 

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