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The Donald almost became The Britney last night.

No, everyone's favorite billionaire didn't reach a divorce settlement with Kevin Federline. But the host of The Apprentice also didn't get his head shaved.

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Standing in the corner of his WWE representative, Bobby Lashley, Donald Trump administered a beat down of his own on WWE chariman, Vince McMahon, during a match at Wrestlemania 23.

Each mogul had previously selected a wrestler to fight on his behalf at the pay-per-view event - McMahon chose "The Samoan Bulldozer," Umaga - and each had put his hair on the line if his rep was pinned.

Fortunately for Trump, he didn't receive the treatment that would make him yearn for any dome with hair on it, even that of Sanjaya Malakar ... but the same can't be said of McMahon, as pictured here.

Vince will have to call Britney Spears and ask for some wig/hat advice before appearing in public again. Or perhaps he could ask Heather Mills for fake body part advice as he goes looking for a toupee.

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The Battle of the Billionaires is four days away, but Donald Trump just couldn't wait to give Vince McMahon a preview of what's to come.

At a press conference yesyterday for Wrestlemania 23 on April 1, Trump took the podium and bashed WWE Chairman McMahon, saying:

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"We used to be [friends] but I don't like him one damn bit lately and I mean that."

The Donald and The Chairman then chose their proxies for Sunday's fight - each will have a WWE superstar fight on his behalf - with the loser being forced to shave all his hair off. Too bad Sanjaya Malakar couldn't also be involved in this gimmick.

The rich guys were about to shake hands when Trump faked Vince out and slapped him in the face. Granted, the drama was as scripted as an episode of The Hills and as fake as a leg on Heather Mills.

But it's still entertaining.

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Thanks to Us Weekly for this fun compilation ...

"If I was a gold digger, I'd have a lot more money in my bank account."
-- Heather Mills, who is reportedly receiving at least $56 million in a divorce settlement, and who appears on Dancing With the Stars, beginning tonight

The Ferg

"I don't like cheeseballs who are manscaped to a tee -- I respond better to actors from earlier eras."
-- Rose McGowan on overly groomed men

"You're going back to Shawshank?"
-- Chris Rock mocking Howard Stern about his upcoming nuptials

"Well, I think [George W. Bush] is probably the worst president in the history of the United States. And I just don't understand how [the Democrats] could have lost that election."
-- Donald Trump

"I just aspire to be Regis Philbin. He just has that energy and wit I hope to have a quarter of at his age."
-- Howie Mandel

"For me, just as a mom, I love the other parents and the kids...I'm starting to work on the education here...there's a lot of work to be done."
-- Angelina Jolie on volunteer work in New Orleans

"The only club I get to go to now is the country club."
-- Mark Wahlberg on how being a dad has changed him

"In one scene Quentin got really into the character and bit me. I'm not going to sue him or anything. It was crazy cool."
-- Fergie on working with Quentin Tarantino on Grindhouse

"I like having curves. It's weird seeing girls who look like beanpoles. The more famous girls get, the smaller they get."
-- Mary Elizabeth Winstead

"The View is the big soap opera of television right now. You have drama. You have conflicts. You have feuds. You have people getting into trouble for opening their big mouths. Like me!"
-- Joy Behar

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Donald Trump is always a conniving, pompous billionaire.

Sometimes, he's a conniving, pompous billionaire father.

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Seen here, Trump is hanging out with the celebrity baby we're sure he'd deem as the best in the world. Sorry, Jayden James, Suri Cruise and Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern. Better luck next lifetime.

We hope The Donald gives Barron back to his nanny soon, though - because the real estate mogul has some serious praying to do. His famous hair is on the line during a match during WWE Wrestlemania 23. If the wrestler chosen by Trump loses, the billionaire must have his head shaved.

Now there's an idea Rosie O'Donnell can probably get behind.

As well as Britney Spears, obviously.

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Move over, Rosie O'Donnell.

Donald Trump might actually hate someone more than you at this point.

Trump vs. Prejean

The Donald called-in to the Don Imus Show on MSNBC this morning, just as the body of his "friend" Anna Nicole Smith was being transported from Broward Country Morgue to Miami International Airport.

At that point, Trump unleashed a verbal tirade aimed squarely at Howard K. Stern, calling him a "total loser" and a "hanger-on."

"There's something more to him than meets the eye," said Trump, adding: "the baby has got about a less than one percent chance of being his."

Less than that, we say. Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern has suffered long enough without her actual father. Meanwhile, Trump appears to be on the side of justice in this case.

Just like he was with Tara Conner.

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First, Kevin Federline.

Now, Donald Trump.

Donald and Melania Trump Picture

It seems like everyone, from the trailer trash to the penthouse elite, wants to enter the WWE ring.

K-Fed actually held his own against WWE champion, John Cena.

At Wrestlemania 23, we'll see if Trump can do the same when a competitor of his choosing goes up against one selected by WWE chairman, Vince McMahon. The man whose representative loses must shave his head.

How badly do you think Rosie O'Donnell is angling to have a say in that match?

Anyway, we'll let you know the final outcome. But our money is on The Donald. Maybe he'll get Tara Conner nude to be in his corner and distract the opponent.

Or he'll bribe his way to victory. Either way, we can't picture Trump with a shaved head. He'd look worse than Cisco Adler naked.

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Apparently they're just giving these things away now. Fortunately, at least, that's gotta mean The Hollywood Gossip will receive one soon.

Despite being nothing more than a real estate mogul in a world obsessed with reality TV, Donald Trump received the 2,327th star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday.

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He'd probably want to us to mention that Rosie O'Donnell doesn't have one yet.

Surrounded by family and friends, The Donald thanked the crowd and opined about his experience on The Apprentice, saying, "It really has been a special moment in my life."

Firing people always is, Don. You'd know after your unceremonious dumping of Katie Rees.

Mark Burnett, creator of The Apprentice, had some words about his good friend that danced around the feud with Rosie.

"There's two things to know about Donald," Burnett said. "If you're his friend, he'll go to war for you. But never become his enemy. You never want to become this man's enemy because he'll get you."

But will he call you a "fairy," like Melissa Joan Hart will?

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Yes, we know you stopped caring about the feud between Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell a long time ago. We're pretty sure that even some of the parties involved - troubled Miss USA Tara Conner and the legendary Barbara Walters - are no longer paying attention.

Nevertheless, this weekend's Saturday Night Live spoof of Donald Trump by cast member Darrell Hammond captures the ongoing war of words - and the essence of the star and producer of The Apprentice - in all its glory. Check it out this parody of Trump at his Apprentice press conference:

Birther

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2f8TMLbxok[/youtube]

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If The Hollywood Gossip staff had it our way, we'd always be talking about the crotch of Paris Hilton or the dimples on Mario Lopez.

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But Donald Trump won't shut up.

The rich man with the fabulous hair sent a letter to Rosie O'Donnell this morning. It mainly focused on the fight Rosie got into with Barbara Walters before a taping of The View last week.

You can read the entire letter here, but it says Walters told Trump that working with [Rosie] is like living in hell" and, "Don't worry, she won't be here for long."

Ohhh, snap! Only The Donald and The Barbara know for sure what was said in their conversation, but we know this much:

This story is old. Let's go look at some Katie Rees photos instead.

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Rosie O'Donnell, you've got company.

The talk show diva isn't the only one with a bone to pick with Donald Trump: A New Hampshire man is suing the mogul for age discrimination.

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Joseph Hewett, a technology manager, says he didn't make it onto The Apprentice as a contestant because, at 49, he was deemed too old.

Hewett tried out for the show in 2005 but was quickly given the brush-off, he claims in a lawsuit filed in Massachusetts federal court. He wants class-action status for his suit, meaning thousands more rejected applicants could join in as plaintiffs and follow the greedy lead of a certain Oprah Winfrey audience member.

Along with Trump, Hewett names several of his companies and producer Mark Burnett as defendants.

No comment has been reported from the Trump camp. It was probably too busy planning its next Tara Conner press conference.

On Sunday, the seventh season of The Apprentice â€" and its first to be filmed in Los Angeles â€" debuted. Its 18 contestants had been selected from a pool of 18,000 applicants.

On Monday, O'Donnell was due to return to The View after a vacation. She'll be joined by Sherri Shepherd soon.

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